Ask a guy who can speak/read Japanese anything

Ask a guy who can speak/read Japanese anything.

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are you a weeb?

Can I ask you anything?

where do i start learning?

Favorite cat breed?

Anything you wish you knew at the start? Currently learning it myself, about a year and half into it.

did you ever eat ravioli from a can?

Have you actually visited Japan?

Are you going to answer these questions you bilingual nigger?

weeb

What are your favorite study resources

Do you have a good job?

Yeah.
Of course.
There's tons of resources online, choose anything and look at as much material as you can.
Bombay
I'm not actually fluent, I lied.
No, I eat Amy's soup straight from the can tho.
No, probably never will.
Yeah.
Pic related. Once you've learned the basics you can just use those books as a reference and stumble through reading manga.
I just finished uni, and am waiting to get a security clearence to start work, so I'm essentially unemployed.

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>I'm not actually fluent, I lied.
Lies hurt all, user.

>I lied

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lol weeb

>learning japanese but will never visit japan
nigger what

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what resources

Usually people don't reply to my threads, so I'm surprised this happened.
stfu
Manga is the dark souls of literature.
The usual suspects, like tae kim. I honestly really liked human Japanese because I could lie in my bed and use it on my phone. It's more than sufficient for starting out imo. Anything else is in the already mentioned resources, and a lot of learning is just done by speaking/reading as much as you can. Unfortunately, there is no app/book/whatever that will take you from zero to reading to oyasumi punpun casually on a park bench with no other resources beside you.

なぜが同性愛人か

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Untranslated yaoi doujins.

>tae kim
Good choice. Doesn't fit everyone though.

あなたはそのウェアボオ。私はあなたは死に行きない

would you translate scat doujins for me

will pay

what does the text in this picture say?

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Renge is better.

you are that white boy. I, you can't die (???)
I don't speak japanese, and that's gross.
I only recognize the character for head on the right, and the left says "this lolicon," but I don't know what ending a sentence with "me" means.

>lying for (You)s
it is time

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to nuke this thread

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Listen to the song.

Or atleast skip to 1:00 and then watch till 1:40.

Listen to the chorus, listen to his amazingly deep and powerful voice.

Tell me what you feel when you hear it.

I don't speak German either, but regardless, it's just an eargasm.

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i thought people would just talk about the picture.

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pls sage

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weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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hey!

bump

can you actually all kanji