Well, well, well

Well, well, well

independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/kinder-egg-toy-death-france-three-year-old-french-girl-chokes-a6822626.html

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kinder eggs are deadlier than the niggerest nigger on pcp

Can't help but laugh.
Eggselant banter material.

Was she hot?

Dumb Euros.

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The parents certainly got a kinder surprise

There are people choking because of potatoes as well.. Do you want to ban food?

Yeah it's totally legal to bring an assault rifle to school
Is that pic actually what europoors and SJWs actually think?

It's not food it's having a toy inside the food.

whoops didn't meant to say actually twice

The toy is inside a packaging that's way too large for a kid to accidentally swallow.
Everyone choking to death because of a Kinder Surprise toy would have choked because a piece of lego as well.

But they don't put legos inside of food

kinder eggs aren't banned anymore

based manx

it's literally a fucking capsule with the toy inside dude, u have to swallow the whole goddamn egg to get that shit inside u...

If you bite into the egg you can still swallow parts of the toy.
also nice digits

Why wouldn't the Euros listen? Instead they just made fun of us for B&ing kinder eggs. Children can't choke on assault rifles nor are they coated in chocolate.

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i really don't understand why you're trying to defend it so badly. i mean look at it, how do u simply "swallow parts of the toy"?

also thanks.

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are they really banned anyway or is it a meme?

we have knockoff kinder eggs
they taste like shit anyway so who cares

oh k..

pls liberate us, we need your firearm laws here ASAP, those kinder eggs wont know what hit em

American here; we sell kinder chocolate eggs.

owo what this bulgaria

>pls liberate us
I'm always ready to spread freedom fren.

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Idk I never actually saw what they look like but I'm sure if they banned if there were cases of it happening in the past.

When will they learn

Not the kind with toys inside of them tho

yes, come closer
I got a real surprise for you

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Me too

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That kid needs to learn some trigger discipline

This whoever the parental guardian is that took this photo is a bad guardian. Children should be exposed to firearms on safe ranges with drill instructors and taught to keep the muzzle pointed away from people and things they wouldn't intend to shoot.

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kinder surprise eggs aren't banned, food with toys in it is