Jow Forums High School

What If Jow Forums was a high school class room? What role would some of these boards fill? What would be their personalities and back stories?
/b/
Jow Forums
Jow Forums
Jow Forums
/a/
/jp/
/lit/
/his/
/sci/
[s4s]
Jow Forums
/sp/

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all of them:
autistic retards with no future and nothing to live for

Jow Forums is the kid that is somewhat respected by normies but is still considered a loser for hanging out with Jow Forums, /a/ and Jow Forums

based

nah we are the board no one gives a shit about

based!!! BTFO!!!!!

/b/ stays in retard room and helps janitors carry heavy objects with retard muscles

Jow Forums hangs out with weird lower class man and probably sells drugs to them

Jow Forums is a nazi redneck who keeps getting suspended for racial slurs and carving swastikas into the desk with a box cutter

Jow Forums killed himself

/a/ is in the anime club duh

/jp/ would be in anime club if he didnt have super autism

/lit/ should be in the library but just reads book off their phone in pdf form and just makes stupid comments about the lack of obscure literature in the school

/his/ that kid who plays paradox games and thinks he is a history genius but only knows useless stuff

/sci/ idk

/s4s/ the autist who orders adult manga to the library nonfiction section

Jow Forums goes to the weight room every day

/sp/ also goes to the weight room but doesn't do anything but watch the tv's there

/sci/ would argue with the biology teacher about why iq does matter and that he should be put in the next grade for having a high iq

> Jow Forums
Does homework during class, plays video games at home, gets straight b's
Bullies other people as much as possible but is a weakling
Everyone hates him and he enjoys it

>meirl

See my guess was right on target

> Jow Forums
Socially influential nerd with straight A's who loves using words he doesn't know the definition of and visits edgy websites for fun and is the distinguished 1%
Bound for state-level college

>Jow Forums
A nice person who gets bullied

/b/: Once the "coolest kid in skool", but his popularity soon when to his head and he attempted to change the world only to end up looking like an idiot in the end. Eventually lost his mind and broke down, now all he can think about is "the good old days" and sex. Masturbates in class.

Jow Forums: Self loathing, bi-sexual and ultra autistic, he is the new kid in town, at first he was cool and all the other boards wanted to hangout with him, but he quickly became lame. After a time hanging out with /b/ and Jow Forums he caught their cancer and became shit.

Jow Forums: The weird kid that sit at the back of the class the tries to spread his weird conspiracies and racist ideologies, has strange fixation on Jow Forums. Has a secret relationship with /lgbt/.

Jow Forums: The even weirder kid at the front of the class and a hardcore incel, hate all normalfag. He constantly fantasies about shooting up the school but is too pussy to do it. He used to be a classy individual and was respected by everyone but autism and cancer.
/a/: loves/(hates) anime, and always talks about it. Is friendly to most around them but tolerates /jp/.

/jp/: A fat and literally autistic weeaboo that spends all his time fapping to JAV and fighting with /a/ over touhou and wether fan made doujin animes count as anime. Loves touhou hijacks. Like to talk to Jow Forums about Cirno.

[s4s]: Jow Forums's only real friend. Retarded and obsessed with internet meme. She ussually keeps to herself, but used to date Jow Forums; currently dating Jow Forums, much to Jow Forums's disappointment.

/b/, Jow Forums, Jow Forums - based
Jow Forums, [s4s], /a/, /jp/ - gay

Noice Writefaggotry

I'm ging to write one for /f/ for the no real reason.
/f/: A complete shut-in who only come to school then required the teacher drag him from his house. Secretly a really awesome guy, but hard to understand. He has a tendency to turn gay every Thursday; no one knows why.

each on has multiple personality disorder and each of their posters is a different personality

>/b/
That extroverted kid that is liked only by people like him.
>Jow Forums
That quiet kid no one really know but is watching anime and it's good at doing things, but it gets bullied all the time.
>Jow Forums
That atutistic kid who thinks he knows everything but fails at tests and repetars one grade.
>Jow Forums
That depressed kid who keeps talking about being sad all the times, but no one knows what's really up with him.
>/a/
That quite normal kid who is watching anime and doesn't bother anyone
>/jp/
That massive weeb no one talks to and is a total loser. But /a/ sees him as a God.
>/lit/
>/sci/
That smart kid who has no friends and doesn't talk to anyone.
>[s4s]
That kid who will watch porn in class with no problems. And doesn't give a shit what people say about him
>Jow Forums
>/his/
That good-looking guy who has no idea how to talk with girls.
>/sp/
That chubby kid that thought he can get girls by being in sports club

Why am I not surprised to find Dr.GAYdic(k) in this thread?

What's your deal, goblino?

He did put just effort in to his post; unlike you

They'd all be banned because you have to be 18 or older

Kek

All of them socially inept wannabe class clowns.

test

>anime club
That was banned at my high school, because the greasy weebs were doing Naruto fights in the halls. That and they played hentai in the club and tried passing it off as art.
/a/ would actually be generic loser who doesn’t come into school.

/thread

Haven't seen them yet so here goes
>/cgl/
Weeb girl who hangs out with a flock of angsty girls and has jealousy issues. Weeb guys always try to hit on her, but each one it roasted alive and has their bones picked clean by her friends.
>/w/
/wg/'s little sibling. /wg/'s friends always ask /wg/ why /w/ is so weird. Instead of sports, travelling, photography, and painting experiences that /wg/ has had, /w/ is content with hanging out with their two best friends, having lan parties or swapping papes back and forth thay they all modify.
>/t/
That guy who always claims to have connections and that you should trust him, but in reality is unreliable as hell. Ask him to get your essay written for you? If he even remembers 10 minutes after assuring you it'll be no sweat, he'll get a wikipedia copy-pasted paper to you the day after it was due.

And also
>Jow Forums
My best friend :)

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>Jow Forums
That chuunibyou which is ignored by almost everyone and daydreams of a better world according to its likes and dislikes on the second seat from the back by the window in the classroom.

Who knows how fate will work out?

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/b/ is the school pervert. Sells weed and porn magazines in the back corner of the school
Jow Forums and /s4s/ are 2 wacky kid with a big love for memes.They aren't popular though
Jow Forums is that student who always argues with the teachers during classtime for some political issues
Jow Forums is the suicidial edgy kid
/a/ is an insecure teen with a huge love for anime
/jp/ is the kid that buys anything made in japan
/lit/ and /his/ are the bookworms
/sci/ is a smart but arrogant student who brags about his IQ
Jow Forums is so desperate to get a gf that his obsession pussed to become the ubermanch yet still is an autist in heart
/sp/ talks about sports every day.

Reminds me of the time there was a Jow Forums age survey and ~20% were underage

Just like me then

>Jow Forums shoots up the school.

Do you mind if i screencap this? Sometimes on /his7 there are this threads where people ask for ideas and then they write you a short story with the ideas other people give. I feel like a Jow Forums school personification thing? would be an interesting idea for a short story.

Jow Forums: Pretends to be good with technology while all he really does is follow mainstream tech news and buys the latest flavor of the month gadgets. Basically a giant faggot.

I allow you

/an/ goes into an autstic fit why it‘s bad to have outdoor cats and why dinosaurs had feathers. Meanwhile, one of the other boards gets mauled by a pitbull.

>/lit/ should be in the library but just reads book off their phone in pdf form and just makes stupid comments about the lack of obscure literature in the school
holy fucking shit that was me and I browse /lit/

i wish you well

gayposters probably only do it because it pisses off the rest of the board, r9k is legit

Jow Forums is the fit gay manlet

Jow Forums is that kid who tries to be funny by being edgy and no one laughs
Jow Forums sits alone at lunch
/s4s/ thinks bee movie memes are still funny and shoehorns it into every conversation
/b/ is that kid who brags about going on r/watchpeopledie
Jow Forums is secretly gay

Jow Forums wears milsurp flecktarn camo jacket and is secretly a furry cosplayer.

/sci/ is that kid who made the hydrogen generator for a project and blew every outlet in the science room working on it.

>we got a b

Implying it isn't a class dedicated to installing gentoo or linux from scratch

Fpbp

>Jow Forums is the fit gay manlet
rude

I like to imagine Jow Forums and Jow Forums would be close friends that always look out for each other and help one another overcome their weaknesses.

More likely though, Jow Forums and /fa/ would be the schools popular gay couple, while Jow Forums sits quitely in the corner thinking about his "plan"..

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>Jow Forums killed himself
This is Jow Forums we're talking about. Probably not just himself.

since its actually Jow Forums we're talking about chances of him killing himself are just as low as /v/ playing vidya

Only partially accurate, shitposting and memes are something to live for. Granted, it's not much, but it is *something*.

top kek, I've never visited it before but this has to be on the level of Jow Forums autism wise

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Based.

Little of column A, little of column B.

How about the kid that is not particularly disliked but no one remembers most of the time and constantly attempts to come up with ways to have fun by himself?

Based

>/b/
Loser kid that no one really hangs out with but can be funny. People laugh at his jokes but never invite him out to hang and never hang with him.

>Jow Forums
Completely unaware that no one likes him. Tries to be funny like b but comes off as a try hard. Alot of people think he gay.

>Jow Forums
Over the top white supremacist. Is always in the principals office because of his racist remarks. Some of the male teachers really like him, all immigrant teachers hate him.

>Jow Forums
Fedora wearing fat losers that can't get laid and constantly cry about it. Hangs out with Jow Forums and he doesn't really like Bant

>/a/
Weeb that chill inside during lunch and cosplays. During physical education he runs around like Naruto.
>/jp/
Really smart kid in the classroom. Kind of alpha Asian, but secretly wishes he could be friends with /a/ but doesn't follow through because of social barriers.
>/lit/
Smart kid but is pretentious as fuck. Always talking about George Orwell and Moby Dick. Hs like to hang out in the library with /his/ & /sci/. Secretly is jealous of /sci/
>/his/
Always talking about the past, people think he's depressed. But he is smart so he hangs out with /lit/ & /sci/
>/sci/
Austistic mathematic who spends all day figuring out angles of random things, and constantly testing theories. Spends alot of time in the library, secretly jealous of /jp/ and how alpha he is.

>[s4s]
Only girl in the school, but she is an nymphomaniac who has fucked teachers before. Always talking about her daddy problems, and is starting to take substances

>Jow Forums
Alpha male who could be smart but doesn't want to waste time studying because muh gains. Likes to chill with /jp/ and finds /b/ very funny. Spends alot of time with /sp/
>/sp/
Alpha fit dude who is star athlete. Is a complete moron though and is only popular because he's good at sports. Jow Forums & /jp/ pretend to be his friend just to mooch off his popularity.

Good response.
Made me keke for some reason