>be american
>get shot
Never gets old
Be american
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>Birth
>Be burger
>Born as a mishmash of various European ethnicities, some nigger and some hispanic.
>Have my cock mutilated because it's a cherished tradition
>Bullied at school because of my mutt race
>Cries
>Your mom records a video of it and put's it on youtube
>Years later
>Get into car to go to the mart
>It's snowy
>Literal chaos, nobody knows how to drive in snowy weather or roads yet
>Crash car
>Have to walk home
>Get rental car
>it doesn't have automatic transmission
>At my wits end
>Order taxi to get me to mart
>Pay for taxi and tip taxi driver
>I'm finally at the mart
>Get on my scooter because i'm 200lb overweight
>Shart and fucking shit my pants up
>Finally get my Jow Forums post coupons (1.99 bucks each post) and Youtube monthly subscription
>About to go home
>Walk out of store
>Get shot
be me
be based
lmao
put me in the screencap
america btfo
Classic.
Based.
Me on the right.
>be american
>fall down stairs
>earth collapses
>be british
>actually be somalian negroid god save the queen lmao
>be russian
>literally be russian
can't make this shit up
>be french surrender monkey subhuman
>laugh like honhon because frog stuck in throat
do you think he enjoyed it
>be american
>still obsessed with race mixing
>still somehow 56%
>His country doesn't have space marines
>be shitish
>go shitpost about muslims online
>get a note in your mailbox about hate speech
>be British
>take a breath of fresh air
>get arrested for lack of breathing license
>stabbed by an inmate wielding a butter knife in jail
>bleed out and die waiting for free healthcare
>be russian
>literally be russian
Why do you have to do this? We were just having fun and you had to ruin it all.
Blow it out your ass, Muhammad El-Shabaz Longbottom
I have 5 friends who have been held up by niggers.
Thats what happens when you live as degenerate druggies tho. I'm sober now.
>Be israeli
>Neighbor country sneezes at you
>Launch multiple, simultaneous, and devastating defensive deep strikes
>ISIS sets up terrorist training camp right next door
>Do nothing
B A S E D thread
>be brit
>get stabbed
>call the police
>get arrested for hate speech
>be bong
>inherit grandmas silver wear
>get life in prison for illegal arms stockpiling
holy shit can I get on the joke?
as funny and as fresh as banana me
>t. 0% white somalian negroid
>be bong
>make this thread
>get arrested
>quads get
>checkem
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bump
bumperino
>be american
>be in possession of quads