Yo! Welcome back to General Advice with Celty3D, your number one source for OC and help across the chans.
Got a bug up your ass over something? Need an ear to listen? The whole world seems like it's collapsing down around you?
Well here I am buddy. I'm here just for you. Come try me out. The world isn't as terrible as you think it is or it seems some times.
Don't suffer in silence.
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That's Alices kitchen, who the fuck are you and what are you doing there? I'm calling the police.
Welcome to cosplaying, dear.
You're missing something.
Everything sucks and I don't want to talk to some random internet mommy about it
I don't care for your "cosplay" or whatever the heck you're doing. Police are on their way, better get running.
this is not cook food
What's that?
What sucks in particular?
Alright.
Correct.
as if some retard pouring tea in a skimpy outfit is going to help with depression
>hurr i-it's not f-for attention
die
What do I cook for dinner tommorow?
I'll humor you. Tell me why a global trade war wont lead to the world kissing its ass goodbye?
More tea please
Pretty sure black leather isn't skimpy.
Shrimp scampi.
It's happened before and hasn't gone that route. It's not impossible it could lead to a large scale war, but it's more likely to simply cause a recession or depression.
Hey buddy. I love the OC. How are ya?
Where is Alice?!
sthap messing with my autism and cook something
jesus fuck doc, that would be the one that you saved
That's only Fridays dear.
Right here. Sup. What's going on?
You can only pick two of three.
1. Good grades
2. Sleep
3. Free time/social life
I didn't pick any of them and now I'm finally trying to fix everything and it sucks.
i like your hat
Fishe can't resist free water. Even if it's hot water!
I want Alice back ;-;
I picked all three and made out okay. Why did you pick none?
IT IS FRIDAY
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Wait till tomorrow. That's when I do my cooking thread.
It's fucking Thursday. Jow Forums runs on EST.
> Shrimp scampi.
thats a little out of my league and by a little I mean I have $15 to buy something and not any good at cooking at all
Something important.
Ay Celty nice helmet.
The Death Grips album came out a day early and it actually sounds a lot better then I thought it would even though it's quite a different sound!
Uuuhhh you aren't wearing a bra are you haha
ITS FRIDAY MORNING HERE
COOK THE FOODS NOE
Its time for you to fall for the sardine meme.
It's trivial to make and cheap. Shouldn't take 15 dollars.
Ah. I see. Well, how can I help?
Really? Link me up bud.
There isn't enough time in the day now that I have to choose. At school I was pretty sociable and had plenty of friends, and my grades were pretty phenomenal. I went through a pretty rough patch though and I didn't really recover.
There just isn't enough time in the day to fix it all
>fish
you guys are not helping at all
>and cheap
if only you knew how bad everything is
Sure there is. What are you trying so far?
You can do it dear. You just have to try. Don't give up.
>How are ya?
Doing as well as a fish can be. I'll just sit back and enjoy the spectacle. I'll simply imagine the squeaks that your outfit makes as you do your thing.
It's not on YouTube yet but you can either download from Rutracker or Soulseek, I'm pretty sure it's on Spotify too
Here it is on Rutracker:
rutracker.org
Bad?
Alright. You do you bud.
Thanks. I'll grab it after my threads.
Sardine are only a dollar per can and rice is cheap. All you have to do is skillet em for 5-6 minutes on the stove. Anything else gets into expensive territory. This isn't including the fact no one knows what the price points are in Russia.
sardines*
Do you really need it?
I was thinking of giving it to you, but I'll keep it if you don't want it.
Well, I started going out more often, and I quit my bad habits. I still smoke, but it's not as bad as it used to be.
I started going to college, too so I'm hoping the friends I've made can stick with me.
It's hard to be a person again, I constantly doubt the validity of it all. But hey, that's life right?
Uhh. I don't understand.
Doubt the validity of what though? You say things like we're having two different conversations.
Hope you enjoy.
Also here's one of their older songs but it's one of my favorites if you want to listen to something now:
youtube.com
Thank you kindly. I'll enjoy it because it was from you
Hhheeeyyy guise
You're the sweetest.
I suffered from psychosis during the second half of high school, and I stopped really going out and seeing people. I'm not sure if the experience I get talking to other people is completely real.
I didn't mean to be obtuse, I'm very tired and it's weird to talk about stuff like this with a stranger, let alone family. I hope that explains what I meant well enough for you to understand
Good thread but Alice is looking a little too sexy. I don't know how to process this.
Try using a word processor.
Oh my. What brought on the psychosis, if you don't mind me asking?
Your head is at my place.
Do you want it?
Stop being sexy alice. You confuse my bepis when you do this. I like you more when you're in your cute dresses.
>Alice is looking a little too sexy.
I don't know, her outfit looks alright
No thanks. I like it like this.
What? Why would you be confused?
How have you been doing?
Where's the food?
make some eggs
I can't complain. Like my logo?
ALICE IS FOR NICE CUTE MEALS WITH NOT FOR SEXUAL!
Not use to it. I've always seen Alice as a cute girl (boi) that was pure. The idea of her being a sexual object changes my preconceived notions about her and alters my perception of her. The confusion is in relation to whether or not I should be sexually attracted to Alice and see her as a sexual being since my entire time seeing her she's always been very non-sexual.
Also hey, do you still have an email?
I got into a bad crowd. I stopped going to school, stopped seeing all my friends, and started doing lots of drugs by the age of 14. There were 3 other people who I saw regularly, and I would spend weeks away from home. One of the kids was rich, and we'd get more drugs than we really knew what to do with.
I did LSD more times than I have fingers on both hands, and the last one was what is known as a bad trip. My friends described the same thing, two of them are doing worse than I am right now. To top that all off we were doing speed regularly by the time I was 15, and after the last session of LSD ended in a bad trip, we ordered the most speed we'd ordered at any point. It was from the Netherlands if I remember correctly. I won't name how much, but it took me and my friend 2 weeks of uninterrupted binging to get through it all. I didn't sleep for 14 days, and the bad trip became psychosis, specifically manifesting as severe social anxiety and the lighter end of hearing voices. It's not as bad as it used to be.
I'm sorry that I wrote an essay. It feels nice to lay my thoughts and memories out in writing as opposed to trying to explain it in real time to another person.
I'm a biological female dear. But Alice is certainly a sexual being.
Yes. [email protected]
80's as fuck. :)
mlpol doxxed you (and many others) at pastebin. Wanna link?
some bacon as well
>I'm a biological female deer
Read it like this.
>Alice is certainly a sexual being
I refuse to believe that. Alice has never shown anything to imply she's a sexual being. She's the kind of girl who gets satisfaction from her partner coming home and eating her food.
Stop trying to break my self imposed reality. I need Alice to not be a sexual creature so I don't feel like such a fucking degenerate...
>alright
>sexual
Pick one
Well. That would do it. Amphetamine induced psychosis is rough as fuck
Sure.
But you are.
Sorry for wasting your time, I'm gonna go to bed
Sleep well
Sent.
I'm just willing to admit I do things to feel good! Everyone likes to do things that feel good and do things that feel good whether it be sexual or not.
Who is to say what is "acceptable" sexual behavior? Who sets the rules for what is "unacceptable" sexual behavior? Bill Cosby?
If Alice is a sexual being then that means she does sexual things to feel good which puts us in the same boat except she's a lot less vocal but that also means she does SEXUAL THINGS all of which could be considered "degenerate" or "unacceptable" sexual behavior.
Her whole cooking thing could just be some hyper advanced fetish that gets her off.
Alice got me fucked up now. I don't know what to believe anymore.
As always, I love you
Sounds like a normie alright.
Love you too.
NO BULLY!
ALICE IS NOT A SEXUAL BEING SHE IS A PURE CUTE DELICATE FLOWER!
She isn't. But okay.
Hey did you get my email?
Well that's certainly a sexual pic
>Sure.
Tempted :)
Just post it faggot
youre ugly and cant dress
fuck off kike
I'm pretty sure I remember seeing that pastebin a while ago
go back to your trash bored you hook nose whore
toast on the side
I'm on /b/ right now as well as here.
And this board is far more trashy than /b/.
After all, you are on it.
>Who is to say what is "acceptable" sexual behavior? Who sets the rules for what is "unacceptable" sexual behavior?
The Bible, anything outside of a marital and monogamous relationship is sexual immortality
This, bant is more cancerous than b
>Go for it.
I won't. I hate those fuckers.
>Or send it to my email: [email protected]
I have only the same @iki.fi address
Alright I'm gonna read this book that's thousands of years old and has been translated over so many languages it might as well be a game of telephone.
Chapter 1 and a snake is talking.
You actually use this to model your life and take every last word in this book seriously?
Come the fuck on fampai.
>t. edgy athiest
Go and tip your fedora elsewhere
time to grow out of imaginary friends
Sorry guys, I don't care what you believe in. I'll leave that up to you
>atheist
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*breathes*
No no no no ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahah!!!!
*breathes*
Okay......okay.....no wait AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Nigga I'm a Mormon I'm one of the furthest things from an atheist. I'm just not a complete moron who needs to use the bible as a weapon to put others down or justify my shitty existence.
Lurk moar.
Forgot to actually answer properly, was bugging me
It is quite rough, thanks for talking
help me get kot id
Okay.
*hugs tight* You'll be okay. Are you in therapy? Taking medication to alleviate the symptoms? I've been there, I know how long it takes and how hard it is, but you gotta keep pushing.
yeah tell your fucking friends too muslim wannabe i don't give a fuck what you think
>And this board is far more trashy than /b/.
>After all, you are on it.
TAKE IT BACK
Sorry. I cannot tell a lie.
Not right now dear. Though, if you want to hang out, I'll be streaming later.
>a book being thousands of years old and translated many times invalidates it
Well fuck me we need to go back in time and let the entirety of Europe that Plato's The Republic, the foundation of modern government, is invalid and they need to choose another book.
Fuck off you ugly piece of shit, it has more truths then your reddit ass.
Eat shit you abo.
>muh child molesting priest tells me what to think i'm the best boy in church
>The abo thinks he has rights