5 FOOT (ALMOST) 8 MALE
5 FOOT (ALMOST) 8 MALE
Gavin Davis
Landon Jones
you measured wrong
cut those 2 inches out buddy
Charles Rogers
Fun-sized canadian boytoy
Lucas Collins
WTF
are you 18 or something because I did not expect you to grow at all
Charles Phillips
>tfw 5'2 male
Being a irl hobbit is pretty neat desu
Robert Taylor
Smol boi
Jace Morris
growing this much in a year really makes me think
Colton Foster
t.fagmark
Mason Allen
just stop being a faggot
fuck man I'm only 6 foot and I'm taller than all my friends and they still do fine with everything
you really just have to not be a faggot
you manlets bitching about your manletry are your own worst problem
Luis Taylor
> I'm only 6 foot and I'm taller than all my friends
What the fuck do they feed you in Canada
You are smol bois
Justin Butler
nothing, 5'11 is average for whites between 18-40
my friends are just all 5'7-5'10
not something that happened intentionally
Lincoln Howard
I WAS MEASURING WRONG THE WHOLE TIME IM 172 CM I THINK
Nolan Murphy
5'6"?
Just turn the numbers around
You now are 6'5"
It literally is that easy
James Johnson
Pocket-sized canadian boytoy
Levi Campbell
the day of the snowblower comes soon, you beefy homosexual freak
and when it does, I will challenge you to single combat and make you repent for your wickedness before the end.
Ryder Taylor
Alright, but if you lose you will become my boyfriend and you will have to take me out for brunch every sunday morning for the rest of your miserable life.
Mason Ross
i'm 5"7 user please help me
Asher Anderson
that's fair, but I get to top. There's no way I'm getting assfucked by a guy smller than me.
Jackson Howard
That's fair
Elijah Thomas
5' 5" here ;-;
Mason Rivera
how old are you, user? I'm 19 and I'm 5'7...
Robert Wood
i’m 20 and 4’11” should i just become a trap?
Grayson Smith
Haha, manlet!
t. 5'8 big and strong Chad
Brayden Anderson
>this thread devolved into manlets talking about fucking each other
The stereotype is true it seems
Mason Garcia
...26
Daniel Jones
You know what you anons have to do right?
Carson Jones
Laugh at lanklets?
Cameron Torres
>tfw 5 foot 7
IT"S NOT FAIR
Matthew Mitchell
>4’11
I either can't believe that or can't picture a man that short. Doesn't that qualify you for being a little person or some shit? Like that has to be a genetic error of some sort. You're fucked man, find a forum with women who have a fetish for literally tiny men I guess. No normal female is gona be down with that madness.
Brandon Young
no i might have been touched when i was little user but i dont want to do that, i want a tender loving girlfriend who accepts me
Brandon Long
I'm the same height as Hitler so that's cool I guess.
Nathaniel Williams
>tfw only fetishists will love you
Chase Lopez
Hey I mean look at this way, as long as your body proportions are normal and you're just ultra tiny you'll dominate that fetish market quite well being so insanely short. Unfortunately however what I said wasn't to be mean, normal women will want nothing to do with you romantically at that height. Like they'll make exceptions for a few inches if a guy has a lot going for him, but they take height disturbingly seriously.
Christian Wilson
danny devito is 4"11 and i guess you could date really small 4'6 girls if you could find them
dont give up entirely user
Mason Cox
Danny Devito is also hilarious, famous, and wealthy.
Benjamin Campbell
Same QQ
Camden Mitchell
Even little munchkin chicks want 6'2" chad motherfuckers these days. Women only know how to want what their stupid friends want.
Ayden Perry
But 4'6" girls look for 6'4" chads
Ryder Carter
Is 186 cm considered tall Jow Forums?
Austin Flores
get out of here lanklet
Dylan Ortiz
187cm is manlet cutoff
Sorry fren
Andrew King
that's 1 inch short from actual midget status
Jace Clark
based 5 ft 11 here
who's the hobbit now?