I want to have gay sex with someone
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I volunteer! I'll be on the bottom
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o-ok but m-maybe i can b..bottom sometime too owo?
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Sorry unless youd like a tiny impotent penis I'll be the bottom thank you very much.
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what an original, high quality thread
thanks, I put a lot of thought into it
is your peepee like the one on the boy in the picture
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No i have phimosis you cant even see the head
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Be glad you aren't this, mate.
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no gay allowed
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jesus christ. Could you even pee standing up with that thing
what the fuck
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top lel
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>"How long is your dick, user?"
>-2 inches
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That's pretty epic
you could use that to make a right angle
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I use Mike Pence.
He's super effective! Double damage!
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>want a bf I can go shooting with
>tfw too hideous to exist
b-but ANY sex you hypothetically have WOULD be gay sex, faggot