Why do americans put green candy on their hot dogs

why do americans put green candy on their hot dogs

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>he doesn't know about artificial coloring in relish

why make it look poisonous

No idea about that.

Jesus christ I thought I knew most of the shocking things about america by now but that green relish lmao

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Only in Chicago. They do absolutely fucking everything wrong there.

Because they're hungry for slime.

Only flyovers do that. I swear the Euro perception of US cuisine is based entirely off of the shit people in the midwest eat.

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No kidding. I went to a southern gospel breakfast at the House of Blues in Atlantic City and the food was currency. America has a lot of great food.

Eating ((hot dogs)) without avocado is literally retarded. Btw, their name is Completo

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"Btw, their name is Completo"

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That cheese looks like shit.

>eating sosig with anything but horseradish or mustard
Absolutely haram

Allergic to avocado

CHILE'S TRYING TO KILL ME

ITS FUCKING RELISH YOU DUMBASS

why does it look like that?

It looks better and tastes nicer.

It looks like shit they put in toy candy machines for kids

it looks like some fake plastic shit or candy
bright colour designed to be appealing to autistic 12 year olds

also why the fuck are americans obsessed with pickles?
you put them on everything

Get with the times fuckos. Bright colors are the fads.

Pickles are for DICKLEts

Pickles are good.

>Upper Peninsula
>Mid West

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Shut up!

we don't
its usually just ketchup or musturd and sometimes that chopped white cabbage (Sauerkraut?)
also some put chili on it (chilidog)

but these fancy hotdogs with all that gay shit aren't the Norm by any means unless you're some hipster in San Franciso

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The Midwest'll kick your ass.

>eating hot dogs
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>cANDY

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One of the big things I agree with Euros on, synthetic food coloring needs to be banned, but unfortunately it's the least of our worries when it comes to tainted/poisoned food items.

Chicago dog. Starving.

Weird. I never knew this was a thing.

mustard is the only condiment approved by Jesus Christ