Choose a country and describe what is considered a good day there

Choose a country and describe what is considered a good day there.

>America: Today I didn't even have to use my AK. Today was a good day.

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>America: Not get shot

>agentina: no one noticed i'm not white. today was a good day

>Sweden: I've got cucked by 8 diferent refugees today, thank god im on the right side of history

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>Be American
>Not use AK
>Good day
You misunderstand Argentina, that would be a very bad day.

>Russia: Got to wrestle bear for Vodka. today was good day.

Sorry bro

It's okay. I still love you.

>Ireland: had some potatos for lunch. Today was a good day

>Congo: I had lunch today

>Finland: Sat out on the porch of my comfy cabin in the woods. No one in sight. Today was a good day.

>Sweden: didn't get charged with a hatecrime for not making eye-contact with a POC on the bus. Today was a good day

>Germany: me and my wife didnt got raped by muhamed. today was bad day

>Argentina: Falklands are still not ours. Today was a bad day

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>México: Oh nice, today my house didn't get robbed, didn't get assaulted on the streets, no family member of mine is into any kind of drug deal shit and I got to live to not see a family member getting shot, dismembered, or placed in a barrel with acid.

Somebody get me out of this hellhole

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feels bad man

>canada: today was a bad day.

>America: Finally getting shot, good day to die.

>Canada: had enough money to buy potatoes AND great value spaghetti noodles

Trudeau wore his lgbtqrstuvwxyz+ ramadan socks again

>Prussia: Fucking 130% discipline

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>Canada: didn't get arrested for hate crime of misgendering a mixed race disabled transgendered non-binary wamyn

>Canada : Can finally chug the third jug of maple syrup without blacking out. Today was a good day.

I didn't have any potatoes yesterday, it was a bad day.

>italy: make pasta and jerk off to anchovy hentai on a traghetto without having gun down hordes of 3rd worlders with an arx 160

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>Canada: Only got mauled by a bear three times, and was arrested and sentenced to only five years for causing my co-worker severe trauma and stress my accidentally saying they were a woman. Today was a good day.

>Canada: spend all day insulting America on the internet. Today was a good day.

Based

>Polan:

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Norway: I didn't break down and start crying uncontrollably

>Castela: today I didn't dehydrate from living on a desert by sleeping the whole day. Such a good night to be working.