OK Jow Forums no more gay posts

OK Jow Forums no more gay posts
how is your normal hetero sexual life with?

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Slurps on your dick and swallows your cum

that is gay, denmark
I try to be not gay here

Non-existing because i'm gay

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Are gay for like men or just gay for women with cocks

This kind

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BEING GAY IS NOT OKAY

Great. My gf said when I come visit she 'promises me we will have an amazing time'

Thats my goal body, also hot but in a completely hetero manner

Mine too, but in a completely homosexual manner

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that is gay, please no more posts

Cuddling is hetero right?

As long as it does not go sexual with other male

It can be, but why contain it to such?

I promise nothing, and deliver less

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Yes, in military service, in a tent, -30C outside, packed tightly to each other, feeling the breath of your mate on your face, the other one on your neck, trying to sleep while listening to the sleep talk confessions, trying not to laugh...

Yea cuddling with men can be hetero af :DDD

what's a sex life

can you please avatarfag so you'll get banned again?

Comforting thanks
Interesting proposition
So hetero it gave me a boner

Nah, i diversified my homosexual portfolio. I will never be banned again, and r/banter will continue to turn gayer and gayer as time passes by

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one day, I will destroy you completely, gaymark

:DDD

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Canada why must we fight? I merely want to spread love and joy to all my sweet Jow Forums boys.

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because you fuck with the heteroposters and derail non-gay threads into gay threads, and also because you do leg presses and you never justified why

That's not my fault! I got banned before telling you i leg press because i want to build prime muscle mass with minimal risk, and it allows for easy supramaximal training. And it's hard not to fuck with straightposters since they are the majority of the boards posters, for now at least. And finally, i have no good excuse for the whole derailing threads. I just think it's fun to do.

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>straight thread
>becomes a gay thread from the first reply
there's no hope for Jow Forums is there

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isn't the muscle mass you build through leg press effectively useless though? Do you do it for the aesthetics or is there some function I'm not seeing?
And you can fuck with straightposters without doing it in a gay way. I do it all the time. Consider having more of a personality than fucking (or in your case, presumably just wanting to) guys.

I'd say we got a bright future ahead

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You might be right in pointing out the gay, however these particular gays and their peers have been Incredibly useful in ramping up their gay larp by tenfold that instant for destroying shit thread developments.

I'm not a gay myself but I approve this particular type of offense. Maybe you should learn from them, hmmm.

>I'm not a gay myself
>Finland
fuck off you retarded faggot I'm not drinking from your fetid puss filled cup

I don't know about you but leg press works my glutes incredibly well too, they are easy to adjust so you can superset it with calf raises, and heavy loads with small rom helps strengthening tendons and ligaments. It's a thing of beauty.

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how the fuck does a machine isolation workout for your quads work your glutes? Your ass probably just aches a little from having it pounded so much, it's not actually being worked.

:DDD You americans are so prude. How on earth you will defend your opinion (and yourself) when opposing someone who by nature keeps absolutely Nothing sacred.

Hmph. Pussy.

I won't deny that possibility, but it's also about foot placement, i put my feet pretty high up on the plate which seems to give a good stretch in my glutes

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Tried to have sex with a prostitute twice but I am still a virgin somehow because i didn't even get erect.

Don't worry, third times the charm

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Try she next time.

Shit. I'm still a virgin.

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I can't believe how much pussys are on this board. You hetero retards got so easily triggered by a single poster with a different opinion. If you don't want Denmark to derail your threads then stop responding to him

I don't think i have ever actually tanked a good thread before, i just corrupt Karenfags threads for the most parts, or anti-gay threads who, let's be honest, are pretty much asking for it.

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> Good threads

I'll respond to whoever I want. Blow it out your ass.