>be me
>start dating this girl i met during group therapy
>she's fucking hot
>she taps my shoulder often when she wants to ask me something in private
>date every day
>One day I tell her I want to rest my head on her lap
>she gives me a weird look at first but lets me anyway
>I lie my head on her lap
>seconds later I feel a weird bump
>I tell her that I've found out she's a trap
>we start kissing and making out
>mfw i fucked my girlfriend (male) in bed today
Be me
Hudson Harris
Jose Sanders
Excuse me but who are you quoting
Ryder Smith
word filter when
Jonathan Hall
whom dost thou quote?
Nicholas Ramirez
Congratulations, you're a faggot.
Christopher Wood
no
Brody Ward
A great cock-sucking faggot.
Jason Johnson
wrong
Anthony Lee
post her dick
Cooper Thompson
nope.jpg
Owen Phillips
A colossal schlong-slurping ding-dong licking faggot.
Nathan Price
>flAnk
ID demands you post her butt
Nathan Scott
Who are you quoting?
Tyler Evans
1 month ban for everyone who says who are you quoting
Daniel Martin
then why did you make this fucking thread?
Tyler Ortiz
go back
Charles Roberts
Enjoy your ban too since you just said what I said.
Nathaniel Young
are you dense?
Gavin Cox
no im leaf
Dominic Parker
This post is fucking gay and you should feel ashamed of it you fucking leaf faggot. You and that cucked pm are part of the reason that everyone thinks Canada is beyond salvation because of degenerate shit like this.
Thomas Myers
le based stormfag
Gabriel Evans
I'm both a fruit, and a bird.
Jonathan White
Who are thou quoting
Levi Brooks
LA PHOTO FILS DE PUTE
LA PHOTOOOOOOO
Brandon Rogers
What kind of therapy were you going to?
Angel Phillips
Must've been a good story your friend told you.
Adrian Lee
...
Blake Cook
oh no
Brody Bennett
>be me
>repost this on for teh lulz
Brayden Collins
who art thou quoteth?
Ethan Smith
That is hot.
Caleb Lewis
whomst quote