Tell me a fun fact about your country folks

we crazy cool

some times we make jokes about ourselves so we can laugh at the idiots who think its serious

Wait

its so fucking far away from everything that if you buy shit online the shipping often costs as much or more than the actual product

also
>mercator map
>2018
shiggily diggiliy

Isaac Newton was from here

We like tacos

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Ok time traveler. Buy a Toyota.

dynamite comes from here

We're pretty popular and everybody around the whole world loves us, all due to some marketing genius a few decades ago.

Hitler did nothing wrong

we did a whole bunch of cool shit then decided being cool was gay apparently and now we're trying not to die within the next 50-100 years.

Our capital is always seen as a beautiful city, but it's actually shit outside of the center where the tourists always go.

My state has superheroes that ended up in news doing crazy things that get them arrested.

Freedom isnt free

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the amish make stuff fast

It's become a wholly owned subsidiary of Russian Federation Industries.

The state of Florida has the most first magnitude fresh water springs of any place in the world.

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We can't speak properly our mother language.

Gulags do exist.

Anything you hear about the USA is both true and false. It's a really diverse country, and everyone's experience is different.

every year on june 2nd the air raid alarms go off at noon and most people drop whatever they're doing and start standing still

youtube.com/watch?v=q-cu1j5kJxA

It will be a super power in next 50 years

Yes

Prepare to get arrested

We actually don't eat sopa de macaco

The US is in a Thucydides’ Trap with China. WW3 incoming

Not all of us are fat stop generalizing us

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we actually made universe

we cut off donkeys' and bulls' balls

He probably lives in Rhode Island.

Anyway a fact about Virginia, we're not racist most of the Charlottesville rioters were from out of town.

Economic crisis are more frequent than the football world cup

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it sucks

everybody hates brexit but it won anyway

t. sheltered zoomer who only hangs around with people who agree with him

>everyone hates it
>it won anyway
alcohol fetal syndrome is a hell of a drug

We hate god

We're never gonna recover.

Fun fact: it’d nearly 2:00am and I’m going to bed

gn quiet guy

this
i hope you can recover
i think everyone was scared to trigger turboautists, or a common case of loud minority

Invented Europe

hi vietnamese student studying at an american university here.

vietnam.
> one of the main 4 architect of the forbidden city in china was vietnamese
>fought against the mongolians 3 times and won
>first country to ever kick out an european colonizer by military means (france)
> first asian in space was a vietnamese
> a german vice president was an adopted vietnamese

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thanks

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we have a holyday because someone fucked up blowing up parliament

This

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also we hate women, short "men", muslims, blacks, sjws, communists, fascists, leftists, socialists, democrats, germans, russians, the french, brits, swedes, turks, arabs, north koreans, other poles, jews, mormons, people that are more succesful than us, bankers and canadians.

That's exactly what a fat person would say!

We don't own bears. I don't know how to play balalayka. Vodka is only for alcoholics. We don't worship Putin

we are not a country actually

In the next 40-50 years there will be more romanians outside of Romania than in Romania

We own most of the world's guns.

We are half arabs half germans and u can't prove me wrong

This is a real fact guys.

We have snow sometimes

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We are still 77% white

Thanks for not hating us based Poland

we have the best culture EVER! and my birthday (march 31) is the day of the tacos!