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Good enough.
Pizza roll ist gud

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P-pizza rolls!

V-very good

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This is a nice post.

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How do I marry Reimu?

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Ok I have all these things, I think. Basil's a nice choice! What next? I love your apron btw.

L-let's see!

H-here are the basic instructions!
1. R-Roll the pizza dough out into a rectangle.
2. P-Preheat the oven to 425.
3. S-Sprinkle the garlic salt, cheeses, basil, and p-pepperoni all over, making sure to keep it even so when you roll it later it will be the s-same!
4. R-Roll the dough tightly to make it easy to c-cut later!
5. Cut into even s-slices
6. Bake in the oven for 10 minutes or until g-golden brown
7. S-Serve with warm marinara

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Sounds nice.
Some people are genuinely nice but most seem like forced niceness.

Please stop with the stuttering
It makes me angry mad irate and rustled

Just advertise your stream and fuck off no one cares

M-maybe control your anger

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I have a theory that Alice is a trap, and that we are all fooled into believing that he’s a girl.

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>no reply

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every 'girl' is a trap until vagina is seen

That's excellent looking parmesan! I've never seen that brand up here; is it rich and salty?!

But how will we know for sure?

Did your instructions say log?

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Only cooking show! Only OC!
Wrong!

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Fake nice detected

I'm n-not, but okay

Ah s-sorry, I must have missed it. C-can you link me?

It's v-very good

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>forced niceness

Ew

Alright, n-next step!
S-Sprinkle the dough with the garlic s-salt

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Oh it's ok

*blinks* I d-don't know. If I did, she w-wouldn't be on the market~

N-next step!
S-Sprinkle the parmesan cheese liberally over the pizza c-crust.
Don't be afraid to s-switch it up and feel free to put any other s-seasonings you decide to add!

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>Garlic salt
My disgust knows no bounds
Just use regular garlic and salt

Alice, I have a date night here constantly!
Only thing you got on me is consistency!

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Than prove it.

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Or you c-can use garlic salt

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How about everyone marries Reimu? She has enough love for us all.

Link?

Ok well thanks anyway. We talked a while ago on Steam but then we just kinda stopped talking, she's a nice person so I wish we would have talked longer.
Good idea but I don't know if that's physically possible

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Now, S-Spread the mozzarella cheese all over the pizza. Make s-sure that you cover the entire pizza w-with cheese so that when you roll it, there will be cheese in every p-part

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Won't know unless we try

Rude Alice, very rude.

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>roll dough tightly to form log

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Cover the p-pizza with p-pepperoni. Like the cheese, s-spread it out evenly so all parts will be properly filled

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>"and the bezan shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, there will be great rubbing of parts. Yeeah..."

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That's true

I c-calls em hows I sees em.
R-Roll the pizza and make sure to do it tightly s-so the fillings don't come out of the pizza or fall off! This is the hardest p-part but I know that you c-can do it, Anonymous!

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When was the last time someone penetrated you alice.

>"For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine-bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head, with which he will..."

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It just seems like forced niceness, anyways I don't want to argue about this and shit up the thread.

P-probably ten years ago.

N-now we cut it into slices
Be careful when you d-do this part! I was and I know that you c-can be too! Thanks to a certain s-someone for this awesome knife!

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I'd ask if you'd done any penetrating but we both know the answer is "no"

The real question is whether Alice can handle Andy Sixx's sewer serpent slithering into her stomach?

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Okay, now, carefully place each s-slice on a pre-lined baking sheet!
I chose s-some precut parchment paper to line my baking sheet. *flex*
These n-need to go into the oven for about 10 minutes!

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aren't you sposed to have a motorcycle helmet on?

>"Obadiah, his servants. There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things wi-- with the sort of raffia work base that has an attachment. At this time, a friend shall lose his friend's hammer and the young shall not know where lieth the things possessed by their fathers that their fathers put there only just the night before, about eight o'clock. Yea, it is written in the book of Cyril that, in that time, shall the third one"

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Alright Anonymous!
It's time to s-serve you up some homemade pizza rolls!
They are best s-served with warm marinara

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Do you miss being penetrated Alice?

I've g-got different goals in mind f-for my life.
S-So?
How does it l-look?
I hope you enjoyed the m-meal I've made for you tonight! It was quick and easy s-so I know you'll love it

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These look wonderful, thank you. I'm so glad you're feeling good tonight, and so grateful that you took the time to share your evening with us.

there are too many faggots responding to this fuckin garbage
sage and hide

Looks excellent, thanks.

It is m-my honor

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Nice but unhealthy
Personally i like to eat soil and watercress

Good, leave the thread
I ain't feelin' your negativity

It’s alright looking. Like sad cinnamon rolls. I’m Sure it tastes fine though. We should procreate sometime.

T-true, but snacks are good sometimes

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alice stop using the picture I was trying to bully you with please

No

Unhealthy tbqh.

why not? I asked nicely, and I stopped bullying you.

You should try eating watercress
It tastes ok i suppose
See the interesting thing about watercress is the little small green leaves, they are interesting in their peculiar shape, texture and colour. Their flavour some call to be quite bland which is true.
I prefer the term nasturtium officinale which is elegant althoufh not quite as elegant as their beautiful stalks.
It grows very quickly in aquatic environments and can be found native ti all eurasia.
In 523 AD, emperor justinian ate a bowlful of watercress every afternoon before his afternoon jog.
He noted "αυτό το γούστο είναι πολύ ωραίο"
Which i quite agree with
Furthermore records from 893 in Wessex that Asser was an avid fan of enemic watercress which i shant go into detail, but needless to say it didn't cure the kings' bowel disorder

Provided you're not prediabetic or gluten-intolerant, these could be part of a healthy balanced diet. I love Russia more than most, so I'm not pointing a finger as I ask this, but don't like 79% of you drink upwards of 9L of vodka every day?

I don't drink at all, no idea about other russians.

That's for the best. Have a pleasant morning.

>oc
lol go back to your crigny undertale fandom faggot

>comparing touhou to undertale
>in Jow Forums
>home of cirno and the fishe

don't do this, friend.

lol wtf is touhou probs some gay weeb shit lmao

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When alice acts insecure it's annoying

You have the sort of attitude I'd expect of a Bramptonian. Are you from Brampton?

what the hell is a brampton

Yup. You're from Brampton. Good luck champ, you're going to need it.

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headsh0t

Weekly reminder that this faggot is a man pretending to be a woman.

Inbefore:
Shills start trying to argue with me for the whole thread.

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It's the same person as in this photo.

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and this one.

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still cute as fuck tho

Those two don't look remotely the same you fucking retard

old lady eyes

I'm not seeing it desu

Kot get

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Gets!

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Shills out in full force.

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Who's shilling anything?
You're just wrong.

I'm not shilling man, I'm just not seeing the connection between those pictures
if this one is legit though, and I think it is, alice is one dumpy darling

seriously though the "14 inch shoulder span" line with her hip to shoulder ratio
something is definitely off I'll tell you that