Be me

>Be me
>tribal
>we live out in the cold ass north we have a big warrior culture so i spent all my time fighting or training
>there's people that call them self's the "Empire" they are faggots so we fought then we kill a fuck ton of there soldiers
>now they want to make peace so they give of a lot of money and land
>get sick of freezing my ass of and monsters trying to eat me so i leave
>i heard that there is this big ass city in the "Empire" maybe i could become a mercenary
>it's about a week to the capital
>i make it to the capital
>go a shop to buy (steal) some supply's as i enter the shop i look a round
>and then i see her the most beautiful creature i have ever seen
>she's a long ear (elf) but she has black skin i think they are called dark elves
>smoky black skin
>short blonde hair
>golden ear rings
>childbearing hips
>nice tits too
>she leaves the store i leave too
>i follow her...in a non creepy way
>she goes to a place where people are eating
>this people don't even hunt their food
>any way i approach her and say
>"Hello miss my name is user would you be so kind to give me your name"
>she looks up from her book and says
>"Oh hay my name is Lilith"
>i sit next to her and try to talk to her
>she seems some what...disinterested in what i have to say
>until i mention i'm for the Enoch tribe
>my tribe has a long history of black magic and dark rituals
>i guess she's really into that stuff
>we talk about stuff like human sacrifice, necromancy,
>we hit it off pretty well she asks if i would like to go to dinner some time
>"Sounds good to me" i say
>dinner goes great
>we go out a few more times
>things are getting heavy
>it goes great for about half a year but one night she says she needs to talk about something
>she looks at me and says "I think we should see other people now don't be sad we had a good time"
>"If that's how you feel i'll miss you tho" i say trying not to cry like a bitch

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>TFW i later found out she was cheating on me
>TFW her new bf is a rich imperial knight
>TFW she stole the blood amulet my mom gave me
My dad would always say "around elves watch yourselves" guess he was right all a long

Come on you faggots get in here i worked hard on this green text

i dont want to read it because you have a fat negress as the thread photo
post some cute anime girls with cute wholesome greentexts instead

tldr fuck off im busy

what kind of response did you expect for this thread

>negress
shes a elf

>dark elf
>not a negress

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that is fat nigger skin with fat nigger lips

I just want some to say they like it

honestly. what did you expect?

honest tho

fro real

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did not fucking read lmao

No shes a dark elf with big lips

make a fucking wholesome and cute greentext between white people that is accompanied by a related photo with cute anime white people

dark skin = nigger

I guess you could say shes a nigger elf

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thought this was going to be some greentext about colonizing some random tribe then read it and thought it was going to be about the elder scrolls
you managed to disappoint me twice with a single post

But dark elves need love too

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didn't read lol

I-i'm sorry user i have failed you

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who are you quoting my man?

no they fucking dont
they only need ethnic cleansing

I'm just making a green text story

its ok m8, you're still my favourite namefig

The men of course but we can keep the women

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Thank you

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I really like your threads bro

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>be apparent poltard
>post racemixing shit
>have picture of Christ-chan
>post it in a sex thread

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Having sex with a elf isn't racemixing since elves are white but any way i only like 3d brown girls irl i only like pale girls.

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I only like jacking off to drawings of children being mutilated to death, irl I don't like that kind of thing

g-good for you?

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why are you making a weird reaction? we're the same, you and I

We are nothing alike

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Let this be a lesson to you.

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Started out alright but petered out.

cmon brother, we both like whacking off to things that are wrong but we dont actually like those things irl so its whatever and stuff
like if someone called me sadistic i would just say, "i dont really like taht kind of thing, irl" and they would have to go yeah i guess so because you only like whacking off to sadistic drawings, and that isn't really sadistic
its like you with your race mixing thing

I had to cut a lot of the story out because " field too long"

do you expect me to read all that shit with a pic like that?

yes, dumb tranny

>Not liking thicc dark elves
gay

Jerking off to dead children is a little much even if it is 2d

>for me, but not for thee

Do you i guess as long as your not jerking off to 3d kids

you dont have to guess
either you agree, or you're a hypocrit

here it is
>2d lolis
yes very nice
>3d lolis
BIG no no

>they only need ethnic cleansing
>The men of course but we can keep the women
*Cough* I'll just head out *runs away*

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RUN RABBIT RUN

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Maybe also HAIL SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*DAB*

youtube.com/watch?v=OwkxM3m0jKU&t=1340s

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Not based at all

But it is Space cowboy but it is!
Demon girls are the shit!

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But those are dudes

>northlanders

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Says you

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>Ryo Agawa
Probably has a penis

>3d
eww

>2D
PEE UUU

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>Southlanders

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2D is best D

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>2D is best D
I GUESS YOU CAN SAY YOU WANT THE D!
LOL GAAAAAAAAY

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No u

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No u

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NO YOU

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NO YOU

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U NO

I am high almost all the time in Jow Forums
Fells good man

Yes you

Fuck you OP read first two line before quitting NEVER waste my time in this fashion again CHRIST

op youre retarded and not funny or clever but holy fuck i love that picture what is the source

y-yes....

The artist has signed the fucking image can you not read you illiterate cunt

ryo ag2w2?

ohh AGAWA

fuck off, faggot!!

This is the most autistic thread currently on /bent/, congratulations you fucking sperg.