I'm about to die of fear

Ah you should've brought one. Big mistake forgetting your shovel...

N-no, it's actually very warm here

You have my complete mental support. I know how scary planes can be.

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AAAAAAaaahh...
I-I didn't know i needed a shovel!

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T-thank you...

Where you headed? I hate flying, too, I get all hypochondriac and feel sick for the next day.

I though it was common knowledge. You're gonna look silly now when all the other passengers have theirs

You're more likely to die in a car on the way to the airport than you are in a plane crash. Planes are one of the safest ways to travel. You will be ok OP.

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M-maybe they'll think I'm awesome for daring to face flight without one...

But what if I get raped in the plane bathroom or something

R-romania...

Then you'll probably get AIDS and die 20 years later from AIDS related complications. But at least you didn't die in an airplane right?

No

But what if I die of aids in a different plane 20 years from now

planes are pretty safe friend
I don't like flying either but statistically they aren't very dangerous at all
I get that knowing that doesn't change how you feel about it when you're on the plane but I know you'll be fine

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Shit that's a scary thought.

If there's a 1 in a million chance, there's still a chance

Don't worry, planes are safe af

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*slams table*
Stop being such a fraidy cat and fly. You have less of a chance dying up there as you would down on the ground.

B-but what if they're not?

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Y-yeah but there's still a chance of dieing

take a xanax

There’s always a chance of dying, no matter where you are. The only difference is the location.

Like said, you are more likely to die on the ground.

So no worries my Dane friend :)

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Knowing that fact just terrifies me more desu...

Yeah, theres actually more stuff that could kill back on the ground.

>afraid of heights
>afraid of flights
I feel for you.

actually it's even lower than that
it's the safest way to travel
if you aren't scared when getting in a car then you shouldn't feel scared getting in a plane

Nibba just close your eyes and sleep or download some anime to watch, it's that simple. If planes were really as dangerous as you think, they wouldn't be allowed.

its okay! i am here!

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P-please comfort me in my last moments on this earth...

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W-who said I'm not scared of cars?

For

I bet my head that you will not die

Y-you're gonna lose your head...

Trust me, you’ll be fine.

It will be ok, even if it crashes it will be a very fast death.
Besides you lived a good life already, so its nothing to be worried about.

It sounds like you actually do want to die.

Listen to some chill music, fall asleep, wake up at your destination.

Don't worry, enjoy the ride :)

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>you lived a good life already
I'm not really sure about that

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
gates open

In you go now Denmark

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Cmon, nothing is going to happen. Pilots are professionals, a320s are literally impossible to crash and even if you somehow crash it there is a good chance you will survive.

what if I don't fly in an a320?

Than its over for you. Prerare to meet your makers.
But you probably are flying a320/321

Where are you traveling btw?

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Romania

AaaaaAAAAaaaaAaaAaAAAaAAAAAAAA

don't worry mörky, it will be alright! i will comfort you in a non lewd and non gay way

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There's a red cod of bad weather in romania right now
See ya in the morning news "a norwegian airplane crashes due to bad weather"

Which plane are you flying with actually?

Romania plz, Mörky is already scared af.

Weather' s nice, Romania is just spreading lies. Post pics/make a thread on Jow Forums later about Romania

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I'm not N-Norwegian

O-ok
I-I wouldn't mind if you comforted me in a lewd and gay way though

How should I know

I don't have a camera, but I'll make a thread tomorrow

How to find out what kind of plane you will be on?
Click on Flight Details to see the flight number, class of service, plane type and flight duration. You can also click on Seat Map to see a list of available seats. Make note of the flight information and then go to SeatGuru's Find Seat Map page to search for the seat map for the flights you are considering.

Stole from Google

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Nice!
What about phone camera?

Dropped my fone in the tub once

Oh sorry but that flag tricked me
I wasn't joking lole

What are you even doing here anyway

They just announced the flight is overbooked
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I don't want to get beat up like that Chinese man

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Visiting my dad

They will probably go for the smallest guy on the flight, don't worry.

T-that's me!!!!!!

Fight back

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lel

Why not just take a train if you're this afraid of flights?

Just pretend you're gay then, they'd be eaten alive if they touch you.

I am gay though

W-why lel

I-I'm afraid of trains

34h

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I-I can't, cus I'm weak

H-holy h*ck

Not too bad, just one more day wasted.
Good. How are you afraid of trains? Thats literally safest way to travel.

I have like 2 friends in Denmark studying.
They told me there are a lot of romanian students there lole
I could've been there too but it's too expensive and it's more comfy staying close to my friends and parents.

T-that might have been the comfiest way, now that I think about it

Most of the migrants that came here between '00-'14 were from romania

boarding has begun
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

you were born there?

Please don't die, user. >///

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N-no but I moved very early in life

Watch Final Destination (the first one)
Is a good movie

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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N-noo...

Oh boi
There's a storm right now
Good luck lole

I'm gonna be real with you Morky. You're going to die, it's your punishment for being gay. It's over. You should've listened.

I-I'm weally scarrud

AAAAAAaaaaaahhh...
I-it not my fault I'm lonely and boys are cute...