Why do cats do this bant?

why do cats do this bant?

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they don't also those are not cats

i hope you die for rela

Pheromones in their piss

I don't know they look like cats to me

that makes sense I guess

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they are faggots, just like you

no I'm not gay
I just want to know why cats act like this

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They do it because they love each other and want intimacy.

nah that's gay lad

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'cause they hella gay

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a plausible explanation

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Exactly, they are gay.

Because they're brits

Also this.

but they are both cute. Doesn't that make it straight?

british cats wouldn't do that because brits are straight

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Go burn in hell sodomite filth, or I'll put you down myself

It's not gay to love another british cat

Two minuses don't make a plus in this case

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will I still burn in hell if I've never engaged in sodomy?

but love between two british nekos is strictly forbidden

but it's so cute that it can't be gay, right?

That only makes it cuter~

Yes. Pray to Jesus that he will forgive you of your homosexual tendencies.

so close

why do cats do this bant more like make a good post, you cant

but I don't have any homosexual tendencies

this was a quality post
it's has qt catboys what more do you want?

this was a quality post more like you deserve to be nailed to a cross and become toast

Fucking based