G-good m-morning, Jow Forums

G-good m-morning, Jow Forums...

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Good morning! I've been up for over 6 hours, though...

I guess I did wake up pretty late...

Isn't this a little too late to wake up? You've wasted practically half of the day

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Hey Morky Mork :3
How you feelin?

Y-yeah...

...still pretty sleepy, but otherwise pretty good...
How are you all?

k-k-k-kill y-y-y-yourself

Meanie...

jump off a bridge

I was just wishing you good morning, no need to be rude

fuck you nigger

howdy!

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s-sorry for offending you...

hey there...
how are ya?

die gaylord

g-good evening then...

that's right you piece of shit
now what are you having for breakfast

n-nothing yet, was thinking about making some scrambled eggs

Pretty nice!
Feeling like going to bed again but i don't think i should.

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that would be pretty unhealthy, methinks

Taking a nap or not taking one?

that's fucking gay

taking a nap, since it's still pretty early, but I dunno, doubt it would kill you

w-what do you think I should have for breakfast ?

I wanna do it but I'm pretty sure it would mess with my sleep, just an hour should be ok right?

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if you can wake up after only an hour, that is

meat, u skinny gay

I-I was gonna put bacon in it

I'll just take a small lie down, I'll set the alarm clock for ~1 hour.

okay
alarm clocks never do it for me though

go back to bed you daft cunt

Loud noises don't do a lot for me either, i just keep my phone on vibrate and have it next to my head when i sleep.

>MILKS

That might have prevented me from waking up at 12pm

nah...

milk truk just arrive

>MILKS

drown it in bacon and you're good to go

k sempai

good faggot

a-are you one of the aussies in the 'boy I sure hate cock' thread?

i'm straight

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that doesent really answer my question though

what's happening in that thread is gay, i am straight, therefore it is not me

oh... ok...
I... I feel pretty lonely reading it desu

find a bf then u faglord
the gay anons on here seem to think ur pretty attractive so it shouldnt be hard

y-yeah, but I'm fugging scared
and they don't know me aside from one tummy pic and some text on a screen

I saw that thread before you posted the image, pls repost it

are you trying to say that you're ugly?

m-maybe...
u gotta gimme something in return

I don't know
personality wise id say, but what do i know

what do you want in return mr dandork?

u post tumtum
or say pretty please

I’ll say pretty please and promise to post my tum when I’m back home
The archive is broke atm so you’re pretty safe anyway

t-there you go, kiwi
I'll delete it in a bit so save it

Woah very cute, do you have long hair?

not extremely long
it's shoulder length, used to go down to my nipples, but I had it cut

Cutie dandork, careful about posting too many images in case someone unsavoury saves them and dumps them or something

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I don't really care desu
I doubt I'll post anything more than tummies and legs

You saved it into your fap folder. didn't you?

w-wait, did you?

ahahahaha

dumb faggot

work on your personality then
looks are only initial

I don’t know what they’re talking about

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perv

w-well I'm flattered you would

I don't know, I can't judge how nice I am to be around
I'm just scared

you have spoonable hips desu

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UwU

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I’m sure you’ll find some cute guy to sexually bully you homo, just get out there

just go and meet somebody, stop basing your self esteem off of other peoples opinions

I'll try more, I guess
thanks guys

Salut mă!

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yep yep no problem faggot

Neața

is it bad that I like it when you call me faggot

yes that is very bad faggot stop liking it

Ce mai faci?
Tot bine?
Frumușel arăți~
Seamană cu al meu numai că al meu are un pic mai mult păr.
Poponar drăguț ce ești~

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you guys are fucking pathetic piss off to discord

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s-sorry

Faggot

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pathetic faggot did you eat your fucking bacon?

Y-yeah

a-al tău?

was it good?

yeah, put a little too much salt

Da.
Sunt acum un pic ocupat dar dacă vrei, pot să trimit o fotografie mai târziu.
Dar cu o condiție...

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this sounds a bit weird, but you should try aioli on your bacon
it's actually fucking good. or maybe i'm just weird
idk try it fag

I will, even though I don't know what that is

ce condiție?

it's a sauce similar to mayo

Sounds pretty good

Ai cont pe Discord?

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next time you have some bacon smother the fucker in some aioli
if you don't i'm flying to romania and throwing you off a building

nu, din nefericire

of i cant find any, it just not mayo with garlic, no?
also, how tall?

Hmm...
Ai ceva cont email care nu folosești des?

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no it's an entirely different sauce, shame you don't have any
you could probably buy some from a store
that's if you aren't poor as shit tho which you probably are because you're a faggot

Pot să-mi fac cont de discord