Let's Laugh at the Dutch

Holy fuck, did anyone else here know the dutch eat sprinkles on bread as a regular thing?
>sweets.seriouseats.com/2011/12/eating-sprinkles-the-dutch-way-hagelslag-on-bread.html
And you call us fat. Christ, those things are literally fat and sugar.

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Deep fried butter

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My dutch friend eats that shit all the time

What a fucking disgusting dish, wouldn't expect anything less from a shithole like Estonia

>a regular thing
pay attention.

Maybe they workout too regularly and are out going with their bicycle culture.
That's still better than seige heiling from the basement and sleeping on piles of burger and soda cans.

>t fat manlet

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Dutch cuisine is awful.

So do australians (fairy bread) and others. It's cheap and delicious, yet still healthier than most of your sweets

Good thing you have drugs to forget about the shit you're forced to eat

>unprocessed butter
>unhealthy
Mate you need to see a doctor.

>And you call us fat
and manlets

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when i think of german food i think savory and comfy, sometimes sweet. why is dutch food so bland and boring in comparison?

DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT FAIRY BREAD CUNTS

Dude a chocolate buttered piece of toast sounds fucking amazing op

Buttered toast with nutella is sex

>Talking shit about fairy bread
Yeah nah fuck off cunt.

FUCK OFF CUNTS LEAVE FAIRY BREAD ALLLOOONNNEEEE

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Did someone hear pooing? I thought I heard the sound of a turd smacking on pavement.
Huh, must have been nothing.

snow nigger food

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Our food is horrible. Luckily we live close to places like France and Italy. Otherwise we would still be eating potato soup 365 days a year.

Even at snack time the Australian is compelled to shit posting.

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I'm not sure what you're saying but please don't poo in the street there are loos that are currently not haunted and/or revered as gods.

>Buttered toast with nutella is sex
>Avocado Toast

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>australians eat ghetto sprinkle bread, and call it "fairy bread" to sound less poor
no better than the statist cucks in the uk who eat chip sandwiches

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>manly bread

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The only ones who give a fuck about averages are the ones it makes look better. 6'6", I dont know or care what that is in cm, but I know you are a fucking manlet to me.

You eat sprinkles. For breakfast.

It's dinner time and I'm eating fairy bread

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OH MY FUCKING GOD. THE AUSTRALIANS DO IT TOO? JESUS HERBERT WALKER TITTYFUCKING CHRIST, THIS IS TOO GOOD.

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Dafuq you got against fairy bread cunt?

Fuck you you faggot nigger kike. Don't you EVER talk shit about fairy bread ever again you mother fucker.

Excerpt from an english letter between merchants, anno 1700:

"The Dutch have the best butter, which they come to sell to us. But they leave none to themselves, they sell it all and then buy our worst and cheapest butter, which they bring back and eat."

We never cared about food, only shekels. Its the blessing and the curse of being a nation born in a time and place of trade.

>And you call us fat.
United States of America:
Adult population - 219,204,813
Obese adults - 73,872,022
Percentage obese - 33.70%

Netherlands:
Adult population - 11,509,480
Obese adults - 2,278,877
Percentage obese - 19.80%

>S O U R C E
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But nutella is fine right?

That is from your country mate

I objectively understand that nutella is literally half sugar and was a chocolate substitute invented during wartime shortages, but it at least tries to be something otherwise.

That's you're opinion zandneger
Dutch cuisine is healthy and emphasizes simplicity, top cuisine for hard workers
Just have some meat and veggies and you're done, deliciously simple.

Pure chocolate sprinkles is full of antioxidants. Healthy AF.

Yet we are stil slimmer then you, González.

okay this i take umbrage with.
those are a treat, not a regular thing.
fuck i need to go out and buy some of these now.
-t half dutch dingo

>ghetto
*sighs*
I'd really appreciate it if you would not associate us with the words your disgusting negro pets use.
Fairy bread is a white Australian tradition, thank you kindly.

We spread yeast/motor oil on ours.

Nigger you're our ghetto.

Need I point out the Star of David on your first flag.

when I was a kid we use to put butter on toast then sprinkle it with a sugar/brown sugar mix. Delicious as fuck.

That's gayer than eating a cupcake filled with the semen of drag queen.

There's a mutt joke in their somewhere

>We spread yeast/motor oil on ours.
There are better ways to salt things. I would expect Hobbiton's market has numerous vendors for such things.

There was a seal of solomon on our flag?
Holy shit, nuke us faм.
Also lol my ID kinda looks like it says "dab on em".

This.
Then see what Italians and Japs do.
Hollanders suck cock for shekels. All of them

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wtf is wrong with them?

We're basically cryptojews, Bretty gud

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You know it kind of does. Lucky you.

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The real joke was setting a whole generation of kids' chocolate expectations with D Rations.
>nowiknow.com/the-wartime-chocolate-bar-you-dont-want-to-eat/

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i lol'd

>I would expect Hobbiton's market has numerous vendors for such things.
Knowing those stunty fucks it'll be Urak semen or some other shit.

>cryptojews
I want my cryptoethnostate NOW

The correct term is chip butties, singular chip butty, you animal.

> chip sandwiches.
It's a cheap meal and the potatoes starve off scurve.

Just have to polder one off the coast desu

Chicken with fries and mayo at Van der Valk during the 90s. Comfy.

Been living in dutchland and they actually put curd on the bread, which is also usually brown bread and top it of with a little chocolate chips, which are healthier than nutella.

Nothing wrong with a little bit of sweetness.

From the thumbnail I thought it was a joke and it would be Jazz's micro penis

What like nuttela? That shits delicious.

People who buy into celebrity drama get the rope too.

Dutch cuisine is aweful - main Dutch dishes originates from the times during and after the second world war. We were dirt poor and basically ate whatever the fuck was around and try to turn it into something nice.

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Real talk, where did the practice of using mayo as anything beyond a sandwich spread or ingredient to mix into something emerge from? It's acceptable as a part of dipping sauces in the US, but never as the sole ingredient.

Quite literally, No other european country has more cryptocurrency owners per capita

DO NOT RESPOND TO THESE SHIT THREADS!

SAGE, SLIDE AND GAY!

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It's a soft, room temp toaster pastry without filling?

Shitposting a? Don't you have a country to bomb, chaos to spread, people to kill around the world... Where do you find the time? Mutt

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They've got such a shitty unoriginal tricolgate flag, it's sad. How are they even considered a real country?

If we're going to be honest here, it's the choice of sweetening agent. Sprinkles? Fucking SPRINKLES?!

YOU CUNTS DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT FAIRY BREAD AND THEY'RE CALLED HUNDREDS AND THOUSANDS

Fat is good, it's carbs/sugar that's bad in excess, and we get a lot of excess carbs in our diets.

Nothing wrong with eating butter if you're staying under calorie needs. Ideal european diet is mostly fat + some protein and only a very little bit of carbs

No i heard it. I think it was you.

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Our navy won't be matched by the entire outside world under current spending until the 23rd century. We can do all of that as we please without lifting a finger, but for now we need to plumb the depths of Dutch and Australian depravity.

Cinnamon toast, used to have it all the time too

Pop Tarts and others do have some type of sprinkles with frosting

Cinnamon sugar is great. Sprinkles though?

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>it's a french fry sandwich and attempts to tell me what he is saying is sane

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The only valid pop tarts are brown sugar cinnamon, smores, cherry, and strawberry.
Cherry pop tarts have a garnish-level sprinkling of dyed red coarse sugar, and Strawberry pop tarts have multicolored coarse sugar garnishes.
The bulk of the sugar in the danish and aussie examples ARE NOTHING BUT SPRINKLES.

If your gonna communicate with the rest of the world turn those into normal units of measurements. What is that? 6.6 burgers?

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Nigger I'm not going to pretend like sprinkles on white bread is anything, but cheaping out, however I will compliment your meat pies, and defend them vehemently if I must.

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my nigga

the whole world is manlets compared to the size of males on my dads side, I'm average height at 6'5" (~196 cm) its actually insane

Jesus fucking Christ that's revolting.

Never on bread but when my mom made a pie or such she used the dough scraps to roll out and make hand sized flat thing with sprinkles or cinimin or what ever was around to keep us away from the pie

All i know about it is from Jow Forums other wise i dont watch "Reality" TV

Take that shit flag off and let's see who's more qualified to talk about English fucking cuisine.

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