WHERE ARE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE DAMN IT

WHERE ARE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE DAMN IT

SURELY IM NOT THE ONLY PERSON ON EARTH IN HIS LATE 20s POSTING ON FUCKING Jow Forums

AM I?

FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Anal

34 yo reporting in

I turned 25 last month, does that count? I certainly can't pretend I'm in my early 20's anymore.

jesus what are you doing here gramps

Nigga i've been enjoying this shithole for the past 10 years. You idiots never cease to amaze me. Besides im at work and bored as fuck

all these boomers...

IM NOT A BOOMER SHITHEAD

>that 28 year old boomer who still acts like a horny 18 year old

why do you hurt me?

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Hehe

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what?

23 year old boomer here

i swear i'll spank you

checked

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21.
I'm making it a point that i cut of all ties with this website by the time i hit 25. browsing it past that point seems kind of sad

you can’t do that

well i can't yeah T.T and you're actually kind of big i dunno what to do

I weigh like 58kg

i don't weight much more

why are you islanders all so small

Yeah you do

ask manx

my ex bf's weight isn't mine i'm just trying to protect myself you know

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Hmmm I don’t know, you seem to make up new stories every night

indeed so now you dunno what's real

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you did try to pretend you were a 21 year old Jow Forums researcher I think that was fake

oh yeah i remember that vaguely

its not entirely untrue btw

see you in 4 years

nothing can be certain except that you’re alcohol and gay

also i really like you?

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thank you, that’s sweet of you to say

ahhh our mutual complications make us incompatible otouto i dont apologize for what fate deals us

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bluepilled response

fagotron

pillow biting jock rocking faglord

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what’s jock rocking

you know how guys will say that a girl sucked off the whole football team or whatevs
it's the gay equivalent
a jock rocker

he's mine stupid nz

i'll treat him right dont worry

that’s rude I’m not a slut or gay or pillow biter

go bone him then

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you really don't care do you

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>that's rude
the truth hurts

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I do care you just pull things sometimes that seem like they are supposed to get a response from me

Go bone the Aussie so he cheers up and stop calling me gay

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What's the threshold for late 20s?

i would but it's 9:30pm and i'm tipsy so can't drive
... gaybo

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Drink more and sleep so you stop bothering me megafag

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there isn't enough to put me to sleep
guess you're just gonna have to deal with it queerking

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You call me gay and a slut
I don’t have to listen to these insults king homo I could be sleeping

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I summon the 50 year old Ruski

well why aren't you sleeping? are the thoughts of footjobbing the entire football team keeping you awake?

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>footjobbing
NO I’m not a footfag and I’m only up because I need to finish replying to people on Jow Forums
Dumb homo

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I'm 26. That's still young right? Right?

>tfw turning 26 next month
>spent 10 years on Jow Forums

Hold me Jow Forums

I stayed on Jow Forums.

>NO I’m not a footfag
my bad: sucking off the entire football team

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*pat*

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boomer
a john deere mower and pack of monster energy will be arriving in the mail very soon