Redpill me on Scientology

Redpill me on Scientology

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It’s a cult.

Knew a girl who became a Scientologist. She was soft and curvy and quite... squeezable.
Meh. Too bad. E-meters n' shit.

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It's a Jew-like cult for the goyim.

It's the only viable counter to Jewish supremacy in the film industry.

Scienwhat ?

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its book dianetics is based on Freudian psycho analysis.
hubbard was not really freinds with jack parsons like people think in fact he took his girl and money lol.
their only remaining ship from their fleet can be tracked on marine traffic its called the freewinds.
ask away and i can let you know lots ive been really interested in its history for a while. I actually have a first pressing of the road to freedom.

Well thought-out pseudo-religion that makes those who invest themselves far enough into it incapable of functionning outside of it.
Which is brilliant when you consider that deep down it's just a way for a select few to siphoon money from people in need of guidance.

Like every other cult, but with better lawyers. Kind of like Judaism.

why the fuck does their building look like a Vegas casino?

>its book dianetics is based on Freudian psycho analysis

It's actually based on Abreactive Therapy which Hubbard saw performed on sailors with shellshock during his time in the Navy.

Fpbp
gas yourself

its peak was in the 70's back then they sponsored a french racer. forgot what racing series.
they actually are also responsible for the biggest infiltration of the us government when they infiltrated the IRS

really? he was good at making up and mixing up a bunch of shit. hard to pin down what his mental problems were.

look up
Xenu
and
David Miscavige

L Ron Hubbard talking about Xenu

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You're not rich enough to join.

Proof that people are gullible enough to believe in any kind of shit. Truth is not what people care for.

apparently its actually xemu he just wrote it really weird.
hes got other lectures with crazy space stories as well.

The only reason they are allowed to exist is to take the public outrage heat off of the Hollywood Jews.

>Sci-fi writer wanted to create a cult that would make him rich and powerful
>The madman actually did it

he had sex with underage kids too

Scientology is the mother of all ponzi-scams with a perfect alibi

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If you think that's bad, look up raëlism.
It's basically some dude who wanted to be a race car driver but sucked so instead he formed a cult to drain money from his followers by claiming he was the next prophet and that his happiness and well being were necessary for the day of reckoning and divine aliens to come, so its mankind's duty to keep him well and entertained and pay for his supercars.
I shit you not.
People actually fell for this.

Aside from the obvious "it's a cult", it's also:

-A slave ring. Their members are treated like literal slaves. Membership of course is voluntary, but they are brainwashed, and threatened via alienation or legal action if they try to leave. (There is no basis for this legal action, but that doesn't stop them from making threats that gullible people might believe). This is why celebrities join Scientology, VIPs like Tom Cruise are surrounded by cadres of slaves who do anything they ask.
-A secret bank, where rich people make huge "donations" to hide assets, for purposes of tax evasion. Though members of all tiers are required to make large donations simply to progress in rank and spiritually cleanse themselves (or so they believe).
-Dying, thankfully, with more and more information about them being made public, it's harder for them to maintain their front of being a new agey hippy sect, and it's revealed just how stupid their beliefs really are.

it's actually fucking based and probably true desu

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Because the house always wins.

so David Miscavige is going to put himself into a cryo chamber and keep running the church for all time

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kys retard

> paranoid and pathological liar Sci-fi writer Ronald Hubby decides to create religion to escape IRS
> It werks
> makes billions and millions off gullible people or by threatening retaliation if you leave
> goes more and more batshit insane
> eventually dies
> David - uberjew - Miscarriage decides to take the opportunity to and set himself up as the defacto boss
> Terrorise people into giving them even more mony
It's a essentially a mob hiding behind the screen of a religion.

Lmfao Raël is like a french Mc Afee turned cult leader , he's batshit insane.

It's a ""church"" literally thought up by a hack science fiction writer in order to make money off people stupid enough to believe in his bullshit.
And it worked.

>durrhurrr wuh we need-a roolz for huurrrrr
To help idiots like you who fall for bait threads all fucking day long. Most of you are nigger-tier stupid and must be saved from yourselves. It's because of dipshits like you that the board has been allowed to go to hell.

I don't know if he is legit bonkers and actually believes he is the twin-brother of Jesus or if he knows exactly what he is doing and laughts while doing the F1 laps of Francorchamp his followers paid for him.

Cult. But could actually be kinda redpilled beyond all the sci fi shit.

>"""bait threads"""
>"""this board has gone to hell"""

get a life retard

you say cult like that's a bad thing.

Eh. Usually they are based on one dude or some dudes who can talk to God and try to fuck everybodies wifes...

>t. Scientologist on full-scale damage control
Stay assmad.

>gibbs me money and I'll tell you want you want to hear
There's nothing to redpill you on.

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>retard doing retard stuff

stay retarded.

prepare to be shocked :
It's actually a scam

I really want to believe he's trolling. But he might just have fried his brain with substances.
> when you make your religion's symbol a literal swastika inside a star of david

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i don't understand why people on Jow Forums don't like scientology. beyond the chanology psyop, that is.

took one hour and 39 minutes for some Jow Forums janitor/mod to stop jerking off to trap porn and move this thread

Oh, would you look at that, thread was moved to Jow Forums, guess the rules are in place for a reason and you're wrong and retarded. Haha, fag.

that doesn't mean that the rules are in place for a reason. it just means that someone who could, did, move it to bant. retard. you're so fucking stupid. i can't believe how not smart you are. you should have known that, but you didn't, because you're slow.

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gotcha. maybe now you'll be smarter.

it took almost 2 hours to get moved. it didn't do anything to make the quality of threads on Jow Forums better

whats your point.

Haha, kot get

the mods are shit but we knew that already

That's good use of a wide-angle lens, so they can't be that evil.

l ron hubbard was a black man

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haha, tog II get