>be 32 y/o Boomer
>"Working" after crushing Miller lights with the boys yesterday
>Crack this badboy open
>*Sip*
>Hangover gone
Is it magic lads? Why were we blessed with this nectar of the gods? Do we deserve it?
Also, what are the five general Boomer political beliefs?
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what is a boomer?
Bump.
>Getting a hangover from Miller lights
A 30 y/o Boomer is more than just a person, it's a lifestyle my friend.
Your not a Boomer mate, your Dad is a boomer.
You can still turn it around.
>Drinking 20 of them
You have a valid point, at least it wasn't Busch.
These threads are literally Monster energy abusing the forum to shill third-tier energy drinks.
muslim
> drinking sugar water with hebrew branding
hahahahahaha
i just drank a beer at 10am, i feel like a 30 year old boomer
Did someone say sips?
My man, I'm happy to be a Boomer, I embrace the meme and can't wait to go mow my lawn.
>Woke up yesterday
>Hit the gym, nice 3 mile run, some weights (working on the beach bod)
>Go to work where I'm completely unsupervised
>Get paid to shitpost on Mongolian cat fur board
>Leave early to take my boat out and crush beers with the lads
>See some thotties in another boat, pull up alongside
>"Ladies, you are looking good."
>Drive away
Still got it boys.
This is dumbest meme ever and it came from shills. Shame. Shame all around.
You complete and ridiculous retards.
Embrace it brother, aside from sippin, that's the best way to deal with a hangover
Keep sippin bro
Nice post op - or, dare I say, “Michael Tortorici”.
Oh man, nice! I recommend getting a jet ski, sure they’re a money pit, but no better way to make an entrance when pulling up on a bunch of chicks
>picking the zero calorie one
Enjoy your bitch tits user
Based and redpilled
Im 30 now why i be worried?
No, that's called alcoholism.
My rule, is no drinks until the sun goes down. I used to be out of control. There's no reason to be drinking during the daytime unless you're on vacation or something.
*sips nervously* typical Boomer not to double check his photos for personal info baka
Oh yeah m8 ladies love a jet ski
Nothing to worry about m8, it's a natural evolution, grab a Monster and join the club, we welcome all boomers here
Haha. Well played lad. You sure still got it. These young kids dont get it. Its like with finding a job.
>be me
>29yo boomer
>walk in my local factory
>hand them my resume
>firm hand shake and eye contact
>tell the receptionist how good looking a lady she is
>walk out
Never got the job but still got it
Thank you based Monster Beverage Company, formerly known as Hansen's Natural.
Nice one m8! How kids these days are having so much trouble paying for stuff is beyond me.
>sips
Underrated.
Sip on boomerbro!
Feels good man.
>34 year old boomer
>nurse, surrounded by hot young tail all day long
>so many of them pulling on my johnson it's literally stretched
>no snapchat, no facebook, no insta, they all think I'm "mysterious"
> work hard, play hard, 12 hour shifts, vacations in greece
>play fortnite and when i kill people I don't do the dance, I teabag,
> just had bloodwork done, no STD's despite raw dogging triple digits
> Put the boom in boomer
>pushbutton contacts
>cover key
Oh God, someone here does what I do.
>be me
>31yo boomer
>wake up 8am
>down an ice cold Monster™
>drink a coffee
>go out
>smile and nod politely to attractive female
>smiles back
>yep, still got it
>*Sip*
>tfw 25 year old boomers apprentice
>tfw looking forward to the day I can be a real boomer
there's no fucking way this forced '20-30 year old boomer' meme will stick
can you fucking read? the can says sugar free
>32 y/o Boomer
Boomers were born from 1945-1965
this, based leaf
Nazis cannot brain too good.
>tfw didn't die a millennihero
>tfw lived long enough to become the boomer
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>Thinly veiled raid thread is thinly veiled.
My fucking sides
Sounds like the perfect setup boomerbro, how do you like the work of being a nurse? I thought about it but don't fancy cleaning up ppls shit and puke.
i start calling myself a 27 year old boomer last week because i bought a house. suddenly the same meme takes over on pol. what have i done...
Based bro, keep sippin
Most likely the wedding photographer for Michael's upcoming wedding with Towns Carlson.
Just a guess.
You'll get there babbyboomer just remember to always maintain eye contact, and firm handshakes. Keep sippin fren
desu I was in doubt as well, but the greentexts seem to seal the deal for me.
Monster is literally neckbeard fuel.
Its got vitamins in it to counter-act the hangover m8
Those videos, fucking kek
The purple one is the nectar of the gods desu
monster shill thread
Just about to finish my nursing degree, thanks for the story good sir. 28 year old Boomer here ready to pull in the big bucks as a male nurse
That first video was phenomenal breh. Did you make it? Sums up the Boomer lifestyle better than I ever could
Wonderful
You should paint the words 'Thot patrol' on your boat.
Dunno what you're talking about bud, I'm.jjst celebrating boomerism with my Bros
>Sips
I'm in my 30's and I have never drank an energy drink in my life. That shit looks so vile.
>third tier
Monster isnt NOS, friend.
Simply disgusting. Pic related is where it's at.
>34 y/o boomer
>Fit and tan living de dream in the caribbean
>Close my store early to drink a few with the boys
>Get wasted roaming the luxury hotels catcalling the thots in the beach
>Get some smiles from hoes.
>No hungover today
Could nock a fookin bull out atm
25 year old boomer here. Have a Nos in the fridge. Gonna get my sip on soon on my way to work
I don't do that regularly, got myself a nice cozy spot on a postop orthopedic floor. It's mostly 50-60 year olds with knee or hip replacements. I give them pain meds mostly and also get called upon to escort them to the bathroom or physical theapy once in awhile. A lot of times their daughters come in to visit and more than once have received a "Thank you so much for taking care of my daddy/mommy".Just reply "My pleasure, baby girl", a smile and a wink and she just knows I still got it.
Thank you based boomerbro, you were the spark that started the fire that's gonna burn down all non-boomers
>Sip
Where can you buy it in Croatia?
I’m getting married next year, and hopefully buying a house in the suburbs soon after.
Sip and dip
Gen Neoboomer will save us from the Milleniboomers.
Look at all of these retards buying this drink because of a forced meme
>be retard
>push retard non boomer boomer meme on Jow Forums
Fucking kek. It's happening m8
Bring a nurse is good money where I’m at
Someone didn't get to eat his grayons this morning.
What are the odds that companies are investing in memes here as part of their advertising?
a boomer is anyone born between 1992 and 2000, basically you and a few of your friends
Quick Reminder that (((they))) thoroughly enjoy humiliating the goyim
7/11
>offers you an ice cold Monster™
>*Sip*
The money is good, and as a male with a BSN shooting up the ranks is right at my fingertips. Management is an option for me but for now I prefer 4 days a week off and working hard staying fit. Boomer life baby.
pretty good given that glued-to-their-phone, ultra snarky, cuck millennials are now running the social media arms of companies
I returned from hiatus and was called a Boomer for asking why pics were 404 (thought it had to do with regional censorship). After reading this thread, I'm guessing it refers to the baby boomers or an user who has their shit together. I suppose I'm the latter, but seriously what does that have to do with posts being 404?
>it came from the shills
>it's not pissing us off, we adopted it, as we always do
get back to sucking brock's dick, shillboy, we know you can't understand why you are unable to make us angry but maybe some more semen will help take your mind off of it.
underrated for sure
Monster cures hangovers??????
Seriously?
My man, keep sippin m8
We're hitting Boomer levels that shouldn't even be possible!
My man! You def. Still got it, keep sippin the good life bruh.
You're well on your way fren, keep up the good work!
That's some prime Boomer sippin right there bud, nothing like chillin by the pool with a freshly mowed lawn
We can only hope bro, keep sippin the haters away
Can someone post the boomer meme where the boomer is mowing his lawn at 10am, and a kid is crying because he wants to sleep.
nice thinkpad boomerbro
>29 year old European
>2 month vacation in America so now a boomer
>run on empty sidewalks
>buy monsters at gas stations I have never seen before in Europe
>talk a bit with the racist employee
>Jog back to my place
>get comfy with the AC at a cool 73 degrees
I can get used to the boomer lifestyle.
Why the fuck are you people drinking sugar free monster?
I mean I get it, "muh boomers" but zero calories energy drinks kill your sperm. We need to be as Jow Forums & as fertile as possible so that we can preserve the future of the white race by impregnating all the girls after all the soft men die off.
This should become a /SIG/ thread.
Fuck that kid, i love working with powertools after breakfast. Last week i made a new table for my kitchen.
No. But bananas, potatos, and anything high in potassium with water will greatly reduce hangover symptoms. The vast majority of hangover symptoms are from dehydration/electrolyte imbalance and depleted potassium.
Anyone else washing their decks off today after last nights 4th festivities?
"Boomer" was brought into the discussion by shills to marginalize posters who entertained what MegaAnon and Q had to say.
Its the caffeine
I just bought a surfacebook 2. Is that boomer?
So it works because I have a hangover. I just finished up a marathon session.
Monster actually fixes hangovers?