Question: How many knives do you currently own, outside of kitchen knives

proof?

Wait, you're not fat but you agree that you're a edgy Gothic lesbian?

I don't own a scale sadly

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Well it's not wrong

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3 for 4 though. one of those is probably your athame for larping your rituals

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But you're a dude

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Ding!

Eh

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i've got 2 swiss army knives and some replica knives from history, that's all.

There must be some way to show proof.

Like 3

That's pretty utilitarian, very nice!

I can't think of any ^~^

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Not too shabby!

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it's cute i like the handle. i used to just use a burning stick of palo santo back when i browsed /x/ and stuff

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Hey, that's alright, you have to cleanse the home one way or another

FwPnt
Few Pints, this has to mean I should drink tonight

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>mfw ID

I don't have any, then.

My father's side of the family passed the knives their veterans came come with to me because they knew I'd take care of them.

And I have a kukri, karamit, a few pocket knives here and there. A bowie. I mean I really don't count them. Oh and there's an exacto knife. Do my woodcutting tools count as knives?

Well then.

Hmm, I'd say yes.
That sounds wonderful! Sounds very similar to my family.
I get the knives, my brother gets the firearms.

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My Leatherman multitool has a knife. Does that count? Oh, and I have a shitty Bear Grylls signature knife.

one full size victorinox swiss army knife, one keychain sized one thats got a spaceman on it and i've got a little novelty keychain folding knife thats only 2cm long

One hunting knife I made myself 14 years ago or something.

Does a sword cane count?

im not an edgy 12 year old

Yes you are.

Hey, if that's all you need!
I just like having em!

Fantastic!

That's pretty fuckin cash

...yes

Your a sissy more like it.

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Cool.
Why do you ask how many bant has? Are you working for the census bureau?

Nope!
I just wanted to make a thread that was at least a little bit more interesting than spouting memes.
I'm pretty happy with the result!

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I like the thread and enjoy the difference in tone from other threads.
Hope you are doing dandy.

Thank you and I am!
I hope you are as well

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I am.
>2009 get
Man can't believe it's 2018 and halfway to 2019. Time sure does fly don't it.

It sure does.
Heck, 5 months have gone by and I'm still not employed.
Time sure flys

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>still not employed.
Sorry to hear about that, must be a real pain in the ass.
Thinks will improve I'm sure of it.

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I appreciate the well wishes, I'm good though.
Still financially stable, but it makes you feel kind of useless without working consistently

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I understand that feeling, hopefully you get some sort of work soon then.

Tfw no knife-obsessed lesbian to cut off my penis and turn me into her personal girl toy for her to molest

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Is Shelby a girl?

Eh, odd jobs here and there keep me pretty well stable.
Hopefully soon though.

Why even live?

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OP is a fucking tranny

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I can be a bottle of mustard my dude.

Hard to replace and extremely expensive?
Thank you!

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Oi mate vhere is your loicense to respond to asault knife owners?

Also
Not my knife but I want to make one like this

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S@y taste good?

All utilitarians knofes(machetes) that I have are for work,and cheap so I can make knifes of broken machetes

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just this and a pocket knife fit for a 12 year old boyscout

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I just have a utility knife for work

Uhh, 4 i guess.
1 boxcutter
1 swiss army knife
1 short knife that i sometimes use for fishing
And 1 large bowie knife

Though i also have an axe if that counts.

Uuuh
I guess I have some craft knives nd shit but like not much else
Probably 2-3 in total for if i need to do some jewellery shit

i love shelby

22: 7 pocket knives, 5 machetes, the rest are various knives specilized for skinning and gutting. I love hunting.

I have at least 500 of various cutting blades in my shop.
t. woodworking autist.

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2, I think

So what kind of rituals do you use that huge red knife for?

No seriously, what's the point of having so many knives?

I've got a Swiss army knife...

If it's all you need, it's right for you.

I've never played it!
However I do enjoy the characters, so poo on you!

Good enough!

The ultimate utilitarian!

Very fun, I hope the jewelery goes well

Th-thank you...

Hot damn! You'd love upstate NY, full of people like that.

Heck yes, you get that woodworking done solid!

I mostly did good luck, removals, and rehabilitation rituals.
Was never much into trying to harm others with it.
It's been a while sadly.
Utility of course! That and decoration.

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I might need to get a few more knives for work

Such as?

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>I OWN 7! MAYBE MORE!!
wew
round of applause everybody

Meanie!

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hey this threads still up
i only have one knife but i use it all the time at work

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Funnily enough, my brother has that exact knife!

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i think it’s just the most common one they sell at outdoor stores. it’s really not very good. it got dull really quick

Oh well, time for an upgrade!

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Another utility knife

Thanks, it's fun.

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2 box cutters that i use for work
1 large cardboard cutter for work and
1 morakniv that i use for /out/ but since i work so much i've been using it to make my sammiches at work

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