Please shoot me in the fucking head

please shoot me in the fucking head
thank you

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are you near ipswich

but you have use!

No, user! Never!

whoever that aussie was who said he'd murder me i need you right now

not if I can help it

it was me. I moved to America.

Why would you do that?

go do a back flip off an overpass into that Ipswich road traffic

right

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to murder americans?

theres like 4 that post here

i wouldnt threaten you i think? heaven might he was born in a fucking dumpster

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no

I was born in logan hospital
the nurses still send me birthday cards

it was an aussie in Brisbane somewhere
he said he'd meet me at a bar and have a drink with me and if i still wanted to die he'd murder me

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Now that is just rude

hey i know where that is

sorry being harsh buddy

that was probably the larping drugdealer/bikie

probably as fat and gay as you

haha

because I'm fat and gay.

So you come here?! We may be fat but Canada is the gay.

nah
rude would have been if I didn't end it with a question mark

That is fair. I'm sorry I assumed the worst.

punctuation has its uses

i call next

do it yourself homofag

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go back to larping as a cat faggot
i'm trying to die here

im not a cat you fat retard

Your Typical Brit xDDDDD

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user please, dying is not good!

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>dying is not good!
objectively wrong in my case

fuck you at least i'm not a fucking convict like you

No! I want you alive, do you want to make me sad user? :

he's australian, quality of life doesnt get much better than death over there
let him go
its okay
they're not people anyway

go back to larping as pic related you actual troglodyte

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i don't know you
and chances are no one has the balls to kill me just as i don't so i'll unfortunately still be alive for a while longer

>tfw im the one brit who keeps his integrity
>tfw im the only one who doesnt larp as gay cat womantrap thing
>tfw still get called out for larping as a gay cat thing
fucking faggots

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>tfw still not a suicidal convict
feelsgoobman

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yep yep whatever

neck yourself fagget

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that was very clever insult nekobrit

that was a very clever insult abboconvict

you're a gay cat

you're probably fat, balding, stressed and also have an IQ of 60
i'm sorry abboconvict
it can get better but only if you try real hard
believe in yourself simba

had to take an IQ test as part of my schooling, confirmed IQ of 120. 56kg

but i am stressed. trying has done nothing for me so far.
gay cat :)

hey poostain guess what
i dont actually care if your iq is 60 or not i just wanted to say you smelled of stupid
anyways dont neck yourself k?
go rape a cat or something you sexually frustrated fetishist

dumb neko larper

No you have to stay in this world and suffer with me