Ask an incel anything

Ask an incel anything.

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why dont you like to have sex? is it because you like being angry and kill people?

why ask you what i can answer myself

If you can't even trick an ugly bitch to fuck you why would anyone even bother asking you anything? (except this obvious question, of course)

I like sex but can't have it. Hence the INVOLUNTARY celibate (INcel).

True.

>involuntary
no such thing

Why not a prostitute?

>If you can't even trick an ugly bitch to fuck you
>trick

I'm not a trickster and i refuse to wear a mask. I might be an incel but at least i remain true to myself i guess.

Besides we're in the current year, ugly bitches all think they deserve supermodels thanks to Tinder and things like that. So it's not even a solution.

You're a good kid. Stay that way

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how about you step outside the internet into the real world and meet real women and i promise they wont all be shallow

fucked in the head maybe but thats normal

If you live in a state (or country) where prostitution is illegal, then you are actually a true "incel".

If you live in a state or country where prostitution is legal (and you are of age), then by definition you are a volcel, since you can actually pay for sex but haven't.

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Really ? How so ? I even did some plastic surgery and i still stuck in celibacy. Don't move the goalposts with stupid shit like "i-it's all about your attitude / mindset / confidence bro !" we both know it's an absolute moot point in a society based on appearances.

I never said i was a virgin. I just said i was INVOLUNTARY CELIBATE. A prostitute will never ever give you the feeling of being wanted, desired, by someone else. And i should know, i fucked some. It's just not what incels are looking for period.

look man you just have to be confident and comfortable in your own skin just be yourself

Again i don't get this shitty meme. Incel =/= virgin. The definition of incel literally stands in the word. It means INVOLUNTARY CELIBATE. How can a prostitute breaks your celibacy you cretin ?

ok you are literally a pecker head

>how about you step outside the internet into the real world
I did.
>meet real women
They don't want to go nowhere near me.
>they wont all be shallow
They are since they dismiss me on my face alone.

eastern europe where women actually like men

Because you can willingly pay for sex, thus breaking your celibacy.

You would be considered an incel if every prostitute that you walked up to would deny her service to you and every woman shot you down. That would be involuntary. But if you went out of your way to not have sex, then you would be a voluntary celibate, since by definition you are opting out of having sexual relations with the opposite sex.

No. You just got heavily told.

A prostitute can get rid of your virginity, woop da fucking doo it's fucking nothing, but it won't help you with anything related to relationships, contact with a woman, bonding, being desired... you know, the most basic human needs that prevents you of becoming mentally ill.

I lost my virginity to an escort and let me tell you : the whole "i'm a virgin" is dumb as shit. It means literally nothing. Having it, losing it, it's all meaningless. Being with someone you love it's the real fucking deal.

are you so soft that you have to tack on emotional shit with sex? go fuck.

Hey why don't you just go to a poor country and get your dick wet? Perhaps if you got finally some pussy, you wouldn't keep it on a pedestal.

Women are childlike stupid whores, not a Chinese puzzle box. It's not hard to get them to spread there legs.

>Because you can willingly pay for sex, thus breaking your celibacy.

You're just playing with words and you know it damn well. By not being celibate people, including you when you don't play with words for the sake of your argument, are meaning being in a relationship with someone for a certain time and without implying a monetary transaction.

A one hour stand with a girl for 250$ isn't breaking your celibacy in the slightest. You know damn well what i mean.

bro you just want to cling on to a woman and have a relationship which has nothing to do with sex

>I never said i was a virgin. I just said i was INVOLUNTARY CELIBATE. A prostitute will never ever give you the feeling of being wanted, desired, by someone else. And i should know, i fucked some. It's just not what incels are looking for period.
Celibacy has nothing to do with feeling wanted and desired. It's about not having sex. If you're banging prostitutes you're not celibate. You're something else, involuntarily incapable of having a relationship or something.

he's just an autistic faggot who tfw nogf

I just want to feel like a normal human being for once, Cletus. That's about it. It's not about emotion, it's about feeling that in the end you can also be a man and have "normal" relationships like anyone else.
For the sixth time in this thread : i'm not a virgin. I've been fucking pussies, asses, licking pussies, kissing necks, i got my dick sucked raw, everything. I fucked close to 10 escorts.

It.doesn't.fucking.matter. Virginity or not it doesn't fucking matter.

What matters is being able to feel that you're no different from someone else and that you can also find someone the "normal" way.

And i can't find that. Hence the incel term.

>Celibacy has nothing to do with feeling wanted and desired. It's about not having sex.

Factually wrong. Celibacy has maybe nothing to do with the emotional level but it has everything to do in being in a RELATIONSHIP or not. Are you fucking retards so dumb that you don't understand that a relationship =/= sex ? Some people are together since decades and barely fucked.

No, you should go read the definition of celibacy. Words have meaning and when you use words you should use them like the common consensus dictates.

But you can have a relationship if you want to. There are tons of hideous women out there who would give their left arm for a relationship with any man. Women gatekeep sex, men gatekeep relationships. If you want one, go out there and get one.

Your problem is that you have too high standards. From what you've said in this thread we all know you're the bottom of the barrel when it comes to men, so that's the women who are viable partners for you too.

Why are you so angry at the people asking Q:s? Is the angry incel meme real?

hes not even bitching about sex he just wants a gf lol

I am an Ugly Motherfucker. But i have had 4 lovers in my day. Most for several years and with a hefty amount of sex. 2 were actually sexy as hell.

Why can you not do that? What makes you incapable of having sex?

If you've never had it then how do you know you don't like it?

I just want the sex part but can't afford a commercial solution :D

Can you go back to plebbit please?

Become a criminal. Your economy will improve and women will fuck you for free.

find someone of the opposite sex who is in the same situation

Lmao

Did you read the thread at all? Burger education at it's finest.

>Your problem is that you have too high standards.
The main problem is that women nowadays, even the "hideous" ones have way higher standards that anyone else including me, or anyone else for what it's worth.

If you think there are women between 18-30 years old out there that would gladly be with an ugly fuck you should go out more often. Or live anywhere else than a 250 people village on a shitty iceberg.

>Women gatekeep sex, men gatekeep relationships.
In the current year women gatekeep both. Get with the times.

Why don't you realize that you only live once and you should not care what other people think? Just get a average girl in bed, put her hand on your dick, get hard, have her help you put your dick in vagina, look like a noob, and move on with your life? Don't be afraid to take risks, look inexperienced, be embarrassed, and learn. That is what being a man is all about.

>talking to a wall: the thread
its either the memelab trying to gather information
an australian takin the piss
or the worst, an actual ultra autistic incel that wont hear anything that goes against his beliefs

Impossible for a long term solution without mixing feefees. I somethimes fuck my ex whom I hate so much there's zero risk in that. And also to mess her current relationships for keks

Dude please you need to stop

>Why can you not do that? What makes you incapable of having sex?

Because you're not an ugly motherfucker, like you said. You're convinced of it most likely but it's factually wrong since you had lovers.

What makes me incapable of having sex (or having relationships since i can have sex right now if i wanted to, just a call to make to my next brothel) is because i'm ugly. Not woman wants an ugly man in 2018. You want a factual example ? Try Tinder or Badoo while being below average. You will understand a small part of it.

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>If you think there are women between 18-30 years old out there that would gladly be with an ugly fuck you should go out more often.
No, you should go out more often. There are tons of women who fit your criteria. Lower your standards. The lowest quality women aren't much out there, having given up like you, so you have to go out there and find them. Next time you see a disgusting hambeast in the store or at the library, just strike up a conversation with her. You're going to be surprised.

>In the current year women gatekeep both. Get with the times.
Nope, not true.

oof you had me until that last part looks like you enjoy sabotaging her and i wonder why

When will you go back to Albania?

post a picture of your face faggot

>Not woman wants an ugly man in 2018

plenty of crazy women are ok with ugly guys if they are not insecure and/or autistic and are able to hold up a conversation for more than 5 mins

I swear this is a fucking bot

You set up every trap you've ever fallen into, can't blame society if you were shooting youself in the foot for your whole ride.

A real incel would have circumstances out of his control like not having a penis.

No, it's also about seeing her once a year in this party and banging her because I want to see how long I can keep the tradition going. So autism.

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what is preventing you from seeing prostitute?

Wait a fucking second here. You said that if you're ugly you should lower your standards. But there's something fundamentally wrong in your sentence.

The first one being :
>Next time you see a disgusting hambeast
I'm not fat. I'm tall and slim. Therefore if i apply your "bad looks -> bad looks" logic why should i settle for someone fat when i'm not fat myself ?

The only disturbing part with myself is my facial aesthetics. Which is a strike of bad luck for genetics. Hence the INVOLUNTARY in the INCEL word. Therefore why should i lower my standards for someone that made A CHOICE to be fat ? That's the first problem with your logic.

The second problem in your logic is that i shouldn't have to do the striking part. Normal men / attractive men often don't do the approach. They get approached.

This
100%

Chicks dig confidence, not self loathing insecurity.

How else would so many ugly jews pull tail like they do?

Take what ever talent or small redeeming factor you have in your life and magnify it.

I've never Not gotten with a girl i wanted. Sure at first they may not think much of me physically, but once i charm them or impress the philosophically, its on.

Also, owning my own home since i was 20 helps.

NO NO ask me anything!

Just give the manager a firm hand shake and look him in the eyes, it's as easy as that, champ. Come on, I'll take you downtown so you can stop being an uncle faggot son

>why should i settle for someone fat when i'm not fat myself ?
Because you're the lowest of the low when it comes to men. You're ugly, and as we know from this thread also whiney and unmanly. You're the bottom 1% so you have to settle for the bottom 1% of women. That means morbidly obese or horribly disfigured. You choosing to not lower your standards to a woman that will accept a relationship with you (which many of the bottom barrel women will) isn't involuntary. That's you making a voluntary decision.

Nothing. Read the thread i did it around 10 times or so.

It's funny the second to third time. You get to mimic the pornos and shit. Then you get either bored or run out of money.

Plus i want to to feel normal. Not like some kind of outcast that have to pay to get a semblant of attention from a woman. Shits stupid and not healthy on the long run.

user du Vollidiot, hör uf dich z beklage und mach was anderi au gmacht hend... dich emene Verein aschlüsse. Ich han kei kollege gha bis zude erschte Sek und bin verdammt einsam und komisch gsi. Schüssverein het mis lebe grettet man.

>ugly bitches all think they deserve supermodels thanks to Tinder and things like that.
When you say things like that, it makes me think you've never actually gotten to know a woman. Either that or your autistic. They're for the most part just as reasonable and willing to settle for a person as many guys.

Kek the west is finished. What a pathetic excuse to justify taking no action to improve yourself. You deserve to be a khhv.

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This. They just don't give you free sex, which is reserved for attractive men. Any man can have a relationship with a woman if he wants to and lowers his standards. It's like OP read robot memes and thought they were reality.

>impress the philosophically
Do you wear a fedora while doing that lmao

women are incapable of love, know this and you will be free

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>improve yourself

Here's the meme word once again. Improving yourself doesn't mean jack shit when your face is flawed.

SELF IMPROVEMENT DOESN'T WORK IN A SOCIETY BASED ON APPEARANCES. PERIOD.

Take the dude from Misfit Models. Do you think anyone gives a shit about his self-improvement ? Maybe he just managed to beat his cocaine addiction, maybe he started lifting weights, reading books, learning to cook, took confidence classes, you know, self-improvement.

Do you think anyone would give a shit about that ? More especially a woman ? No you absolute cretin. Everyone will look at him in disgust and forget him in two seconds flat. His """"""self-improvement"""""" will only matter to... himself. In his own bubble. Wow. Fucking amazing.

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been there, done that, but how can you take mantle of involutary celibate person if it is not accurate?
if something you cannot into relationships, not sex
sex can be bought

Du gsehsch garantiert ned eso us wie de... Ich han kollege wo hässlich sind und trotzdem e fründin hend, ich bin au ned gad de schönscht mol devo abgseh.

He's a 9/10 to this cupcake.

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Post pic of yourself OP

Good old time memes

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>Celibacy has nothing to do with feeling wanted and desired. It's about not having sex.

The definition of celibacy varies, user. It always meant that priests weren't allowed to MARRY so that churche's land wouldn't be split among the priest's children.

But inLTRer sounds strange.

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You alright there mate?
want me to call an ambulance for you?

>plenty of crazy women are ok with ugly guys

Of course they are.

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You lost in the womb, you missed the genetic lottery and you shall suffer your entire life because of it.

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remove your memeflag faggot

It's Swiss German.. thought he might want to talk in his mother tounge if he's serious about getting help, but either he's just a troll (most likely) or he's from the French or Italian part and doesn't understand me.

KOT ID GET