ITT: Embarrassing childhood stories

>be me, 7
>at my own birthday party, with animation staff and everything
>the dude sets us up into multiple teams and tells us to choose team names
>all the other teams call themselves "the champions", "the winners", "the warriors"
>I had to choose a name of for my team, but didn't know what to say
>the animator guy mockingly suggests "the little birdies"
>i really liked animals and nature as a kid, so I enthusiastically accepted
>years later I realized how fucking gay I looked

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you were 7 tf u embarrased about lmao

this
lmao what a loser

what if you named your team that ironically

7, 8, 9; I don't know how fucking old I was, it was a long time ago. I was always the "uncool" guy from my ancient group of elementary school friends.

big loser must have no self asteem
LOLE !!

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i asked WHY you are embarrassed about it when you were that young u silly sausage idk what u chatting

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck are Embarrassing Stories Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Think About Something Else Like Nigga Forget Haha

dude what you were 7 who cares
I would be more concerned about the adult who suggested that

Based

I wasn't embarrassed at the moment, I said I only realized how dumb I was many years later

I try to keep my stories buried,
in the back of my mind,
where they belong.

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are you retarded
WHY DO YOU SEE YOUR 7 YEAR OLD SELF AS DUMB AND EMBARASSING NOW WHEN THAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU WERE S E V E N YEARS OLD ARE YOU THAT INSECURE

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K here's another one
>be me, around 12 years old
>birthday party of some other kid, at a laser tag place
>at some point we were made to play this game where we had to get to the end of a hallway intersected by lasers without touching any of them, like in those spy movies
>we had to to one by one in turns, while the rest watched us from a camera monitor
>everyone was shit at it
>when it was my turn I actually was pretty good
>I got to the end of the hallway intact
>trying to be all smug and mighty, I raise my hands up in the air, celebrating
>in doing so I touch three fucking lasers that I hadn't seen above my head
>lose the game and everyone laughs at me

shut up bong I was probably older than that but it's still cringe and won't fuck off from the back or my mind. it's one of those really stupid memories that just stick with you for the rest of your life for no reason at all.

Stop being self-conscious about the past.

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imaging being so fragile you cringe at your 7 year old self

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i'm just trying to make fun of myself here, stop acting like you're some kind of super mature chad now. if i were as insecure as you think i wouldn't have shared it in the first place.
now post your own dumb stories.

woah argentine mega chad over here just rekt us

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tsundere cute

go away amerifat
shut up little birdie

Based tsundere argentinian

I'll hack you

good thread

post something

here's your motherboard, bro

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Who are you quoting?

i cant think of anything, also im probably very bad at writing stories

>Capital letters on all words
cringe

>not knowing the copy pasta
cringe

slap Id get.