Non-degenerate Tinder Dating

Hi Jow Forums,

So I go on tinder dates, but I'm not a degenerate. I'm going to take you through a date I had tonight, and I'd like your feedback. How can I improve my Tinder dating game? Meet my date tonight. I'm blocking out location relevant data because you guys are not to be trusted with it. Mods, please look at the content before you delete, this is very Jow Forums relevant.

So allow me to introduce you to my date, Lori. She's a 32 year old communist ham planet. She enjoys stupid shit like smoking weed and communism. I decided I'd like to take her for a spin, so I swiped right, and guess what? We matched!

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ok well tell us how the date went retard

I thought I'd send her a cute opener. You know, dip your toe in the water. A playful icebreaker.

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She was unironically a commie. I thought the date was over. But she surprised me by pursuing.

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Tell her that if she is into poly you got 2 buddies who don't mind sharing her at the same time. Try to get her begging to be gangbanged. Then extort nudes.

If her be #1 thing in this world is weed she's straight up low IQ cancer

Kill her

Oh man, i can't believe i got in this thread this early.

There is no 'non degenerate' tinder dating. You are degenerate and trying to cover for yourself. Giving these cock carsousel 32~ year olds attention just encourages them to continue this slag shit and is just making society worse.

Delete Tinder and stop being such a pussy bitch boy beta.

cringe desu lad

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Tinder is for fucking slags. Go to gym get yourself 10/10 body, diet for a 6 pack and get so many hot girls squeezing their pussy on your cock wow. Fuck this commie debating shit no one cares.

She must be DESPERATE to get fucked to actually engage in such a conversation, good lord

based and redpilled

>going on Tinder to have a debate with someone.

Don’t you have better use of your time? Tinder is meant for an easy fuck. If that’s not what you’re using it for, you’re pretty much a soiled boy.

>literally a thread about some random guy hitting on random women on Tinder

This is nu-Jow Forums in 2018.

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she looks like she's been hit by a bus user

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>Every redpilled person on Jow Forums is a 6 pack chad crushing pussy by now

Keep dreaming, ugly underage.

is this a troll post? what the fuck are you doing!?

>be ugly, obese female liberal
>join tinder to find a man
>state your a communist, just for attention
>some ugly neckbeard matches with you
>starts ranting on about stalinism, paragraph after paragraph
>female thinks youre a loser and blocks you

hope it was worth it user

Ask her how she's gonna maintain her weight when standing in a bread line for 5 hours a day.

Hold on, you think messaging each other is a date? Kek

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I fucking hate Tinder. I get matches but they don't ever respond to me when I do message them, and half the girls on there are unironically fat or mentally ill. It really makes me want to give up and castrate myself or something.

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And just like that, our date was over. She unmatched.

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tinders a hookup app you dumbass, people go there for sex. you're not gonna have a successful long-term relationship with somebody from tinder

This.

Arguing politics with women is a waste of time, especially liberal women. They don't actually understand their ideology, or really care for that matter. It's about virtue signaling for attention.

Tell her she's a fat whore and her boyfriend is a beta cuck. That's all that needs to be said.

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Of course it's a brit who thinks calling out communism is bad.
The eternal anglo never rests.

Low white text : blue text ratio suggests OP ant score.

Get 6 pack,
Get in gym and get in 10/10 shape

This is how you succeed on tinder. If you dont have the drive and will to do both of these things then your results will be shit. Tinder is essentially Instagram with sex, aesthetics are king. If you have taken such effort to fully optimize your aesthetics you win with the people on tinder period. Optimize Aesthetics, anything else is a waste of time on tinder, especially this guy debating commie shit with a heffer who just wants a dick stuffed in her and some cake afterwards.

>look at me guys i'm trolling hamplanets on tinder, am I part of your cool club yet?XD
>ps for mods: since there are some magical keywords like comunism and degenerate this political son don't delete u_u
stop breathing

> non degenerate tinder dating
> pic is peak degenerate dipshit commie landwhale
> OP thinks debating a mental deficient on economic policy over text is a date

What

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>d-dont worry guys, t-the good part is still coming up!

exchanging text messages is not a date.

What the hell does tree fire wind mean?

Do you think any man from antiquity until the 1800s, would seriously consider arguing with a woman about politics?

Smoking trees
>Smoking cannabis

"date" you should've actually met and showed up in a trump hat and told her to eat a box of donuts

Not hit by the b u s, she is the bus. Ham planet, KEK.

oh, it's the sneaky pro-communism thread again

>Non-degenerate Tinder Dating
What an oxymoron.

The only way to redpill a woman is to be in a relationship with her. Provided she has some basic human qualities to begin with (unlike the creature in the OP's picture).
Women will go right-wing in a second if the man they love and respect is right-wing, and not a pussy who agrees with her just to fuck.

>largest terrorist organization
?

>cringe
.t permavirgin beta neet

degenerate libtard faggot lustshit GET OUT
>>>/reddit/

dude...

the gypsy is right

>be swiping on tinder for 2+ years
>fucked 2 girls off it, tried to see where it could go but both pissed me off in general so had to skidaddle
>1.5 years ago, randomly match with this girl with a very "open" bio
>make a crude joke about something in. it related to sex
>she bites and we start talking
>fast forward now
>gf since the first time we met
>respects and wants to be together, we sometimes engage in degenerate shit but never goes out to get wasted without me and never done any other shady shit
>this might be it
dunno man, there's hope. played the game for years on end but met someone worth it in the end.

>Lori
I bet you'll need a lorry to take her out.

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>tinder
>crude joke about something in. it related to sex
>she bites
>this might be it

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>be me
>install tinder a few months ago
>swipe right for all of them
>only matched with 3 so far
>all 3 of them either ignored me or deleted me outright after i said ”hi”
>mfw

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Don't give him ideas, the last time a right winger ended up taking out a fat, communist girl with his vehicle he made the news

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>Tinder
>Not a degenerate
Pick one friend, you can't have both.

You can always fuck a gypsy fren

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this guy is right. i started working out after hrs and with my job shit stacked on, got a new wardrobe and got fresh cuts

now i got a cute 18yr old gf who likes cooking for me

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Let's see those commie milkers OP

> its another episode of socially retarded user arguing politics with vapid whores on tinder
Yea you showed em, brutha. Praise KeK

c'mon mate not that hard

even if it's not exact;y muh pure waifu shit at least he's got some girl he's happy with

>top 5 things
>green fire and fart

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>tree fire smoke
What does that mean?
Also the second one in the first list, I assume is just saying 'I have a boyfriend but willing to cheat on him'

bet you think you're really intelligent

smoking weed mate jeez. do you work in an office?

>messaging someone on Tinder is a date

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wait does he think it's a date cause they got a match?

Yeah, Burgers are that stupid...

[shout laughing]

Using Cuba as an example for your argument. Lol. Commies are funny

ahaha what a fuckwit. poor ameriburgers

how's it going krautbro

Mods, do your fucking job and prune this thread.

> be swipping for 3+ years
> fucked 12 girls off it
> tried to do relationship with 2 great looking ones but they turned out psycho/lying to me, had to break up
> making some money now but still lonely as fuck
Not sure if its still possible in my country to start a family

oh man poor amerifats. i bet you he thinks chicks flirt when they say hey user please do x thank youuuuu

iktf. one got me arrested lel.

>(((tinder)))

She's a big fan of Earth, Wind & Fire

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that piggu roastie goblina too is holding out for top 10% stud chadian persuasion...
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>date
>sending a message on tinder
>all that effort to try and sound smart

Usually this is cringe, but being communist it's more cringy.

Wait so he does think it's a date because he got a match with some fat commie on tinder? or am i being rused in the matrix

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I'm not a druggie lowlife.

“Good thing you’re a little on the chubby side, makes you more likely to survive the famines often caused by your preferred form of government”

>I'm a moderate. More liberal on social policy, more conservative on economic policy.
OH NO NO NO
LOOK AT THIS DUDE

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you don't need to be a junkie to know what it means when someone says smoke trees. are you 35 with a mortgage and 2 kids?

My cousin met his fiance on tinder and they're getting married today

moar of ops asberger flirting

Same, I could have been in trouble but, maybe to keep me as a fallback or because I was really devoted during the relationship, she decided to not to go further. The cops were actually rather supportive of me I was lucky, not taking other chances again.

Wish him good luck with his alimony, user :^)
Women lose the ability to pair bond after it happens too many times

I got proper charged and court whole 9 yards. she ended up buckling when they finally started to ask get evidence and she told em it was bs.

guy i knew met his gf, then missus with kid on tinder too.

>how's it going krautbro
you're straying into pretty embarrassing territory yourself

AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

suddenly
>social issues lib conservatard economy!
makes a lot more sense, this guy is an actual fence sitting retard

Tinder is shit, to much talk and besides the Ccicks, who are on it are either retarded or ugly and they have the image of this Brad Pitt looking individual, while they look like the arse of the devil.

My tip? Fuck hookers, much easier and much better than a dead starfish.

>Tinder
>non-degenerate
>Pick one

nah yeah fair point aye my bad

yeah he sits on the fence cause he enjoys pole up the arse ayyyy

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>Non degenerate
>Tinder
Pick one.

kek

It is when you're an incel drumpfkin who has never spoken to a woman outside of immediate family.

wait I thought that was part of the joke

thanks romania
How much do you charge?