I just bought one

Fucking gross. Original and Khaos are best. Shame that they haven't sold Khaos in 6-7 years.

Drinking one right now. dat first sip, bruh.

But, when you think about it, it's as if the energy drink is representative of the cultural zeitgeist. That is to say, what is in this bottle is essentially everything outside that very same bottle today. Drinking it is equivalent to soaking in the the culture of present, both counter and popular.

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I drink one every 2 months or so if I am in a hurry and forgot to drink coffee/green tea before the gym. How could have this become a meme, I can't draw any logical conclusion.

>implying it hasn't gone mainstream already

youtu.be/_JMHVoYXz18

that’s how i feel right now drinking this flavour of monster for the first time

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>That first /sip/ of the day
from Jow Forums

Then it mutated to the current form.

Do American's get this one? It's the only one I can really stand.

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kombucha is better

>drinking the energyjew
>not drinking tea, the driving force of the Anglo sphere to conquer the world
You are all niggerkikefaggots. If you died the world would be a better place

>jewish drink full of chemical shit
>logo is 666 in hebrew

I use the blue one is a drink mix.
>blue sugar free monster
>captain morgans spiced rum
>when mixed turns this strange green color
>almost glows
>I call it Bogwater
>tastes delicious
>makes your fucking kidneys hurt next day

Original Green has the best /sips/, but Java is just so fucking smooth.

i should go mow the lawn before it gets too late

1960s catchers mitt!

Niggers

>kombucha

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Great argument against it.
It's now the official drink of faggots.

on a more serious note, this will ruin 4kids even more because marketers will abuse it and spam the boards with their trash "memes".
Im holding out for recommendations for boards that don't allow brand names now.

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>that 23 year old zoomer who asks whether monster is /ourdrink/

More like the grossest one. Holy shit all that sugar and gross. I made the mistake of trying that after the machine ran out of the white one.

White lightning!

Have fun with kidney stones and funding the energy drink jew you boomer faggot.

Good goy.

kek

Digits wasted by another lousy faggot
Gtfo this board with your shit
Saged

21 year old*

There is only 1 redpilled drink. The one that gives you what you need and none of what kills you.

Its there in the woods with you on your hunting ground.

Everything for "sale" is kike shekel sniffing.

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I've never seen it, but when you go to the gas station or the truck stop there are so many different kinds you can hardly find the one you want or the one that's on sale.

>mixing highly caffeinated drinks with alcohol

Enjoy those heart palpitations.

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>drinking the energy jew

good goy

MemeLabs has some pretty godawful forced memes these days.

>for the first time ever. is this now the official drink of Jow Forums?
2012+6
still drinking the carbonated jew

this is all i drink

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Fuck really? People that used this meme are retarded and the monster marketing team is genius

Literally drank my first boomer monster today too, it was really hard to find around here, and it was more enjoyable than i thought it would be. Don't like the black one and I haven't tried yet but i'm seeing it a lot recently