just noticed this while drinking one for the first time;
“some people are impossible to please. as soon as they get what they thought they wanted they always want more.”
is this talking about leftists and their various sub groups of pets?
is this why the monster zero ultra was chosen?
will this drink lead the white race to greatness?
Monster confirmed redpilled
Liam Rogers
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Xavier Edwards
>boomer leaf philosophy
Joshua Nelson
Has the monster marketing team moved from Jow Forums to Jow Forums? Or do canadians just love shilling sips?
Landon Peterson
Its logo is literally the hebrew letter vav 3 times and it stands for 666. Aslso its called 'Monster'.
Jack Nguyen
fuck off guerilla marketing
Adam Green
You should see Dr. Bronner's soap. Shut is woke as fuck
Jace Brown
It's owned by Michael Savage's son, who is a multi-billionaire on the Forbes 400 list
Michael Savage is a famous conservative talk radio host in the US. He's been ranting about returning to nationalism and closing the border for 30 years or more.
youtube.com
He's also a hardcore zionist jew
Zachary Phillips
This.
Redbull is more /ourenergydrink/
Austin Nelson
No it isn't. You are thinking of Rockstar.
Brody Kelly
No, it was chosen because its weally weally cold, and also weally weally good.
Ayden Davis
>monster beverage company
>CEO hilton (((schlosberg)))
Oh wow you fags got played hard. Enjoy your Jewish drink
Tyler Lopez
William Clark
My sweet, summer child. Read pic related and then reflect upon the fact that monster is owned by none other than the Coca-Cola Company.
Wyatt Garcia
Gtfo this board faggot
Saged
Jackson Rivera
red bull > black bull
Grayson Rodriguez
>Don’t buy drinks from big multinationals.
>buy from us instead, a smaller multinational, on us way to become a big one
Fuck the right off, cunts. No one is drinking your piss.
Red bull all the way, but I don’t even drink that.
Now fuck off
Owen Scott
In terms of quality and taste, Redbull is inferior to Monster in every way imaginable.
Suck my energetic nuts.
Thomas Ramirez
Is Ballers Blend red pilled?
It's my favorite because it tastes the best
Jaxson Parker
>to greatness
To death.
Grayson Sullivan
Jaxson Anderson
Eh. This statement wasn't good enough.
They should revise it to be better.
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Jayden Gonzalez
>Monster is a lifestyle in a can!
Juan Bailey
>My sweet, summer child
Why do leftist talk like this?
Brody Ward
>is this talking about leftists and their various sub groups of pets?
this is your brain on Jow Forums
Aaron Gonzalez
>expert on bulls
Owen James
the only thing I need to know about monster is how much money goes into anti-energy drink campaigns despite the constant coffee shilling
monster energy has less caffeine per serving than coffee. there's some other reason (((they))) don't want people consuming it
Ryder Martin
That's not how gematriah works. Go back to YouTube and come back when you turn 18.
Anthony Thomas
What a load of absolute shit
Connor Harris
666
Ethan Jackson
>that 30something boomer who still drinks zero ultra
You guys really need to try rockstar pure zero silver ice. It have a pleasant tropical taste that's just lovely
Hudson Wright
theyre talking about goyim
Christopher Ward
>helps fire us up to fight the multi-national companies that dominate the beverage industry
>t. Coca-Cola
Wew if thats real
Brandon Kelly
it is real ive seen them before
Dylan Stewart
The point is they ARE a huge multinational (Coca-Cola). They aren't simply deceiving; they're telling and outright lie.
Caleb Adams
>declare war on the ordinary
fucking normies, REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Ryan Wood
White and blue monster zero are decent.
The quote is accurate. Nothing in this world offers lasting satisfaction only Jesus Christ.
Ayden Murphy
out of the woodwork comes the christcuck
Benjamin Rodriguez
They've got a lot of chutzpah that's for sure
Angel Anderson
Ian White
assault tasted so fucking bad it made me vomit
Angel Smith
certified 30yro boomer passing by
Asher Bell
i don't care it's hillarious
Gavin Sanders
Faggot leaf with the advertising.
If you want to go all occult symbolism on a marketing ploy you can view it as subtle brainwashing to keep you unsatisfied with the soda jew.
Zachary Perry
YOU want more goy...You want to buy more monster.
Jonathan Reed
obnoxious viral ad campaign is obnoxious
Christopher Hill
>literal cancer in a tin
>redpilled