Im taking a bath right now, Jow Forums

You wont be coming home if you keep spouting lies

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Whole stadium is going to support Croats. ITS NOT COMING HOME

Do you use one of those back scrubbers?

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oshit I thought this thread died why'd you bump it lad?
but yeah I'm pretty warm. it's too hot to be honest

It's coming home and that's final

baths aren't gay you're gay

no I forgot this time
he just stared at me menacingly from the shelf

I don't have one
I had to wash my back normally like a pleb

aw, poor ducky
this has made me quite sad

when will the great schism end

I wanted to know if it was warm. It's far too hot for a bath in my opinion

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prove it

oh. sorry
he has a new friend if that makes you feel any better
it's a duck that looks like shakespeare

It will never end as long as gayposting is allowed to thrive in our lands

it might have been a bad idea
im way too hot now

ur gay lad

What are you gonna do now to negate this heat?

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>all of these brit flags
you're all gay

I don't know what else I can do other than sleeping in my fridge

dumb gay finn

I tried something like that once, where i stood in front of my fridge for 3 minutes before leaving it closed for 5 minutes while drinking something cold with ice in it. Cooled me down well

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But my fridge is full of food and stuff so I won't fit
guess I'll die

Find some ice and rub it all over you then. I remember i once tried to coat myself on ice packs. I lasted 5 mins before i realised i was too cold

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I'd have to go outside and get them though
that's too much effort
I'd rather just stay in bed and die from heatstroke

Baths are pretty fucking stupid.

It's nice and cold outside now, why not sit outside for a while, or just do the lazy thing and wash yourself with a cold flannel

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*takes a bath with you*
no u

Are you naked?

I bet you smell like a homeless person.

baths are great
they're warm and relaxing and better than showers in almost every way

thanks user that's a good idea
I might just do the flannel thing

jokes on you lad I'm in bed
enjoy taking a bath by yourself

ye

Good to hear lad, glad i could be of help. I think i'll go to bed now, i'm rather tired

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*joins the bed and hugs user tightly*

Shower twice a day just because I can

goodnight user. sleep tight

aaa get out of my bed
im trying to cool down and that will just make me warmer

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Hot.
Do you jerk it in the bath?

Not really.

*sniffs your sweaty armpit*
*penis gets stiff*
fugg

er no

showers don't have bubbles nerd

what fuck off lad I'm trying to sleep

Good. Nobody wants that.
Do you use shampoo and conditioner or a pre mix of the two?

a pre mixed one
I used to use separate ones but they stopped selling the one I usually got and I couldn't be bothered to find a new one.

jerking off in a bathtub is nasty desu. baths are less clean than showers cause you're sitting in the dirty water but heck if they aren't so much more comfy and tranquil

the fuck. why did it add desu, i said man.

*spoons with user*

Hot tubs do faggot

>he doesnt take a shower and then bathe
>he doesnt get hard when he sees himself in the shower mirror
typical american

the comfy feeling is worth it tb h

why are you finns all so gay
stop cuddling me im too hot and I can't sleep

hottubs are gay lad

chill lad this wasn't meant to be a lewd thread

>taking an entire hour just to bathe because you took a shower and a bath
>having a mirror in the shower
what are you, Welsh? I thought Finns were supposed to be good at guns and making bombs, not being stupid.

honestly you're right but it's still kinda gross.

also 100% right on the hot tubs part

*grabs user even tighter*
i'm not going to stop :3

>take a short 5 min shower and then take a longer bath
i see no problem with this
also the mirror is there because there's a sink in the shower

You take a bath when you really want to and have time for, dumb mutt. Shower is for every day, bath is for relaxing.

i dont get this new meme

my shower is broken at the moment so I have to have a bath everyday
I like baths but it does take forever to bathe

someone please help I'm being attacked by a gay finn

Imagine being this dumb.
Just cause you have free time doesn't mean you're gonna waste extra time.

who the fuck has a sink in the shower? half bathroom ass. you have the door, a shower, then a small open wall and a toilet opposite the sink, with a mirror above the sink

user all i want is to feel somebody's warmth ;_;

go in one of the gay threads then.

or just like... oh fuck wait finland doesn't have sunshine. was about to say go outside but you're just fucked.

>open door
>sink on the right with a shelf with mirror doors over it
>straight ahead is the sauna door and next to sauna door is the shower handle
also why would you have a toilet in the shower

hold the fuck up. you're finnish, is that a normal fucking thing to not have toilets in the bathroom.

that's weird as fuck dude

>go outside
>so hot i almost burn
fuck i hate summer

but im too hot and I don't need someone else's body heat warming me up even more
also I'm pretty sure you mentioned your benis earlier so I think you have ulterior motives

yeah its normal
unless you live in a flat

how the fuck is. you live in finland. how fucking cold do you need to be to not spontaneously combust.

>7C
>rain
its comfy and all that but man I want to go outside

but i do ;_;
and no i have pure motives

i'm very pale and i cannot tan
20°C during the day + sun is pretty hot

where in russia are you?

It's been 35°C for the past 2 days and around 30 at least for the past week. Also, I can't tan either and I can do a thing called wearing sunscreen and carrying an umbrella

Somewhere around that place.

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>carrying an umbrella
miss me with that gay shit
also when i say pale i mean really pale

>siberia
wow

I'm like, Sheamus white. Also, umbrellas are great for both blocking out the sun and for beating people.

>for beating people
??

Y'know, whelps and the occasional heroin junkie.
It's America.

>he beats people
why

I have literally had 2 junkies try to jump me this year alone. America is shit and they're lucky I'm using an umbrella and not a gun. It is a steel shaft umbrella though

what the fuck
never had that happen to me

Ayy bath buddy.

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>he actually took a phone to the bath to take this disgusting pic
eww

Bath is my prime shit posting time. I spend hours in here with my phone.

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THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU

I like being comfy and relaxing. Doesn't everyone?

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what the fuck

saved for future doxxing

You haven't even filled it up enough to be comfy.

what

Stop this please

gross impure finndroid

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>wanting to give the sniffe to boys' armpits
nothing wrong with this

whats the temp?

>this is your mind on homosex

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whatever senpai
i like boyos