Would you die and have a skilled vet try to bring you back for $10,000,000?

Would you die and have a skilled vet try to bring you back for $10,000,000?

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Yes for the novelty of finding out how the fuck resurrection works

Would you still take the dineros my little gnugggnugg?

no
sounds unpleasant, could fail, and what the hell would I do with $10,000,000

The thing about death is that it is permanent.

*gnugggnugg* :D:O my little kitty kot!
Just imagine all you could do with that big pile of moneros!

Depends on how I'd be dying. I'm pretty sure a skilled vet could use a defibrillator or perform CPR, but they can't fix a stroke.

sure
I'll just let be first in line.

Dead in the sense that your heart would stop thumping away like a mad hatter in your chest, not braindead!

Your heart would be stopped dead in it's thumpy-thump using the blackest of black magic!

been hitting the liquor there I hope eh?
I'm not coming up with much. Certainly not enough to stop my heart for. What am I supposed to be imagining?

No I'm dead sober, like always. Well, how a trip to the vast beaches of Spain? A new motorvehicle? A large tube? 400 parachutes to toy with? A rubbing stick for your dog? The skys the limit really..

If it fails I'm dead, if it doesn't I get $10,000,000, it's a win win situation.

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>No I'm dead sober, like always.
I'm gonna pretend you are anyway.
spain is too hot, I don't want to go there. I walk everywhere instead of driving. What would I do with a large tube? I'm not scared of heights, but the feeling of falling is terrible, so no parachutes. My cat has enough toys, and I don't need more shit to dig out from under the fridge.

Legit, don't drink anymore at all.
Don't you want to please your cat though? The way to a cats heart is said to be through the fantastical and wonderfully quirky games invented by the loving and always attentive owner! ^_^

I think the only way I could make my cat love me more is if I ate the still-twitching crippled mice he lays in front of my face while I'm sleeping. He always gets pissed off when I throw them out.

Well that's a start. Would you do this for $10,000,000 if a skilled vet helped you?

Eat mice?

Yeah, among other things..

no, I don't think I would.

What if I fried it in butter for you? I fry a mean mouse!

I'll pass. I'm not eating diseased rodents. Judging by your enthusiasm for it though, I take it you would do all these things just for money?

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Maybe, maybe not..
I must say though, so far this has been a good night! I've learnt all kind of nice things about you canada-user! ^-^

I'd be concerned about this dossier I'm sure you're compiling if I weren't firmly comfortable at this point in the knowledge that you're at least a mild idiot

What dossier?
I'm actually pretty smart ^_~

of course, my mistake
the genius of the one who brought us gnugggnugg shouldn't be underestimated
Maybe idiot's the wrong word. "person who does stupid things" is maybe a better way to put it

then again, here I am enabling it, so what does that make me?

Thank you for the recognition, long overdue I feel.. :3

Well, one could make the guess, however this is just speculation, that I might want replies. If that were true, then I'd guess you would be enabling me, again just hypothetical. However, I do enjoy chatting with ya, AMA!

No, not me!

family friend was declared dead 9 times
deacon at church was declared dead 7

shit, sorry you don't have to answer that.
oh, well I guess it doesn't matter anyway

Well I did tell you to ama so

Shit, I guess I don't have anything
yeah but if you were it would be insensitive
It was just the first thing that popped into my head
My brain and body are just all worn out but I'm not tired so I can't sleep. It makes my thinking a bit off.

Okay, okay, I've got one
When you made that weird thread about marrying Jow Forums and then the followup thread, how did you connect my posts there to other posts I'd made? The only image I posted I'd never posted before

Well, even if that was me I reckon I wouldn't have said so since I figure such emotions would be rather shameful to admit, or in other ways tied to a complicated situation.
It's actually pretty easy to detect me since I mostly post sayori, cirno or lewd 2d grills! Such a shamless avatarfag I am, huh?

death = brain failure
heart failing is not death

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Well, the memories of that night aren't crystal clear but here goes:
You can detect posters through image names or recurring images, easiest.
You can detect by the words they use, theme of replies or overall red line in their posting.
In that case there was also one canadian I identified as the one I talked to in a previous happy day thread, that canadian also followed to the new thread, maybe replying in a way indicating he also was in the first thread?

I mostly remember being majorly creeped out by it
And don't ignore your fellow deviant Aenya please.

Aenya! *hugs* Hows things?
I think a lot of people keep track on posters though, even if unconciously, I'm friendly though!

Why a vet?

Yeah, you scandies are offputting like that. Folks around here are nice too but you guys have a tendency to say shit that's so nice and friendly that you'd normally expect it to only come from someone who was jerking you around.

I don't think we give vets enough credit, they do great things and have a good education!

I've noticed swedes following a rather specific theme at least, but I'm not sure if many of us are overly friendly - at least not on Jow Forums. It's kind of interesting to see patterns in countries though.

eh well I'm not just talking about here. I actually used to work in a tourism area and between meeting them on the job and a few of the fellas being scandy immigrants I've probably got a better feel for the disposition than most Canadians. I've also dealt with a lot of Europeans in online games just on account of always doing shift work and ending up playing hours where they're the ones who're on.

Interesting, I guess being overly friendly is a rather big contrast compared to how it is in Sweden.

haha

Sure, I've got nothing to lose.

Maybe, but only because I've lost fear of death due to unpleasant circumstances. I'd probably donate most of the money to a local charity or homeless shelter so politicians will quit complaining about homeless people here.

Nope, but I'll offer someone the chance to in return for 10%.

greet
woke up

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sure

No.
I'm too afraid that it would mean the end of my conciousness and the only thing you were resurrecting would be my body with a different consciousness but my memories, like a clone.

I don't think that's how it works. So long as it's your brain, it should be the same consciousness, like if you were to be knocked out and wake up.

owo

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Your brain doesn't stop working if you get knocked out, it does if you die.

Vet means the people who work on pets, not people doctors.

Not a veteran doctor?

I guess I'm fucked than

>Dying or getting filthy rich
i see no downside

Only if I come back as Cirno

I'd tell a relative to do it instead.

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