oh christ i woke up now what do i fucking do
Oh christ i woke up now what do i fucking do
me too
play 2hu
NO
stay here all day as a prank
Fap all day
masturbate to cartoons
>tfw still awake at 7:38AM
fuck
Why didn't you try going back to sleep?
Getting on the computer will only wake you up more.
i may or may not have been unconscious, my preferred state of being btw its like discount suicide
LOSE NO FAP AND FAP ALREADY GAYWI
that guy fucking ditched me
Really?
do it i know you want 2
i may have got drunk (again) and then abused him
Oh
I thought that's a different kiwi that's doing nofap?
i feel really bad about it but he'd just fuck me around so much i have very little patience you know i don't care
you sound like you really like drama desu
is drama queen
I was gonna call him that but I thought it would be rude since I don't know the guy lole
Well don't drink all the time but just still once in awhile you don't have to drink everyday
you have made a potent enemy for life
>go on grindr
>get pozzed
sorry man that was kinda mean of me
NAH ITS TOO LATE
TOO LATE BUDDY THAT GOES IN THE MEMORY BANK AND FESTERS FOREVER
>forever
alcohol kills brain cells
you didn't have that many to begin with
haet you
but only in a very superficial sense
You drunk again
H-hey, when is your birthday? Should be soon, right?
ah i woke up and there was a bottle there so yeh lol
1st of august you better remember or i'll be super upset
I'll try my best.
the horses birthday?
ironic considering
Drink booze and smoke a cigar
lol alright lad
don't drink
Oh boy
Go take a shower
birthday of the horse, year of the horse
its funny cause i dont like the fucking things they have a real shit temperament
c0c
kek
c0c ID get
I know how that feels user
I was depressed once and spent around 20 hours a day sleeping
and are b1g when u r smol
lole noice
drinkins fun
bad
be a good sober boi
Be my e-gf
HEABEN
Im very naughty aren't I
ghey
No, Im just telling the truth.
naughty boys get timeout
Please please please