Hey guy's there was this retarded kid who was at my school and he was kind of known as the school weirdo...

Bonus 1
Kodai: Let’s see, no, no, no, yes that’s them
Maurice: You’re Kids sir?
Kodai: Yes
Maurice: So what are you going to do?
Kodai: I’m going to meet them for the first time in Years
Maurice: Well I hope you meet them soon, but where?
Kodai: The old Part of Town, near the burrito place
Maurice: The one that has the Waffle Burritos
Kodai: They all have Waffle Burritos
Maurice: Which one specifically?
Kodai: The one on Oak Street
Maurice: Oh
Kodai: I’m going out to see how that giant pong game is doing
Maurice: I’m going there too
Kodai: Ok then

fucking undertale too, it just makes you feel bad for him

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Volume 2
Episode 6: Family Jewels
A calm midday in the underground, rocky looked at his watch and looked back up “You hear that sound?” he asked as the doors to the ruins flew open “What if it’s a Thief” Said Frisk nervously, “I wouldn’t mind that” said chara. “Don’t worry little bro, if it’s a thief I’ll push him down and tie him up” , then up the stairs came a robot with so much charisma he could break down doors. He entered with a jump and greeted them with “Hello Fabulous People!”, “Good lord Jewel man, do you have to introduce yourself like that!” said Mettaton who was behind him, “Fancy seeing you here Mettaton, and who is this jewel man you brought along with you” asked Toriel, “Oh I couldn’t have introduced myself to you all lovely people, without introducing you to my best friend in the universe!” he said looking over at the ruby studded robot next to him,

“That would be me!” said jewel man, “Well I was just thinking about you jewel man” said rocky, “What about me?” Asked Jewel man, “The jewel satellite itself, how it’s able to absorb so much damage.” Said rocky, “Oh that, all the majesty of a ruby, all the resilience of a diamond.” Said the Android, “Well you must be that Rocky chap that Jewel Man keeps telling me about, you are a handsome one” said Mettaton, “I told you he’s a sharp one” said jewel man, “This is getting Awkward” said rocky nervously, “yeah Mettaton Leave the kid alone” said Jewel man, “Calm your Jewels, I just wanted to check the kid out said Mettaton, “I have no desire to be checked out” said rocky, “Fine then, Let’s Get Going You Precious Jewel” said Mettaton, “Ok then, you Handsome Guy”, “Are you 2, Gay?” Asked Chara, “Yes, Yes we are, and we’re proud” Said Jewel Man, “I am not going to make any immature jokes, and I know how serious you take this”, said Chara to the 2 androids, “Well that’s very big of you Chara” said Jewel Man, “Well I have grown a lot and learned to respect other people’s preferences” she said, and the 2 left. “Those 2 are kind of strange, yet kind of adorable” said Rocky, “But yet not the strangest relationship I’ve seen” Said Chara.

Yea one time he talked about mario 64 for an influential figures in ancient history we had to do

that really fukin saddens me

A hot summer’s day splay out among the city, “Damn, it’s hotter than a devil’s cookout”, remarked Chara, “That’s being generous, this makes it looks like hell froze over”, Rocky responded, “Do we even have Air Conditioning?” Frisk asked, “No, but we need it”, Said rocky, “Alight boys, I’m going to get an air conditioner, so I’m leaving you with Asgore”, said Toriel, “Yay cool dad” said Chara, as Toriel was leaving she encountered Dive man, “Toriel”, he had said, “Commander Dive Man” she answered, then Asgore had arrived at the house, with a fiery reploid. He introduced this himself this time with, “Alright, I’m stuck with you people for the rest of the day, so I way as well have some fun”, “Uh who’s your friend?” Asked Asriel, “Oh I forgot, everyone this is magma dragoon, say hi to everyone Dragoon.” Asgore had said to his robotic friend, “What’s Up party people! Damn, its good weather”, Dragoon Had Said “Are you serious? It’s so hot you could fry an egg in liquid Nitrogen”, said Chara sweating heavily, “This is getting unbearable, we’re going to Snowdin” Said Rocky, “Ok Then, Dragoon is going to have some friends over” Said Asgore, “I’m Fine with a couple friends, just don’t destroy the place” Said rocky Jokingly, then they got a move on. “What A Relief, cold weather”, said rocky as they exited the ruins, “I’m going to drop in with Sans and Papyrus” Said Rocky, and so he headed off, meanwhile at Sans’ House.

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Come on skull man, that the Best You Got”, sans said to the robot next to him, “No this is!” Said Skull Man Firing a Red Shell at sans’ kart, “I Have Arrived”, said Rocky, “Yay its Rocky” said Skull Man, “What Brings You To Snowden this Time Rock?” asked sans, “Out there it’s hotter than hell itself”, said rocky, “Oh yeah I Heard About that, what is it a high of 102?” Said Skull Man, “Yeah its Hellish weather” said Rocky, “Hey Sans, is plate yours?” asked Papyrus, “I Don’t Think it is”, answered sans, “Really, must have been mine. Oh Hey Rocky didn’t see you there” Said Papyrus, “Hey did you see Asgore’s new friend?” asked Rocky, “Magma Dragoon? Oh Yeah I Hear He’s a real party animal” answered sans, “Party Animal You Say?” Said Rocky, Just Then Dive Man Came In, “Giant Party going on right now”, he said, “What! He said he said he would just have a couple friends!” Rocky said, “I tried to stop them, but they didn’t stop, they we’re a train”, dive man said, and then rocky ran back to the house.

one time he threw a shoe at me for saying that he wasn't absent to a substitute teacher

“God this place is almost destroyed”, said rocky worried, “Dragoon! What is the meaning of this! ” Said rocky, “It’s a couple of friends”, said dragoon, “You call this a couple of friends! I spotted 12 Mavericks in the basement alone!” said rocky “Incoming!” said a voice, Then an anthropomorphic raven flew into one of the windows, “Let’s pop it, Where the girls at!” said the raven, “who is that!” said Rocky, “Friend of storm eagle’s” said dragoon, “Good lord, I’m getting out of here. I’ll never get any sleep in these conditions” said rocky, “Suit yourself, I can sleep in these conditions”, said dragoon, “Yeah, because you’re used to this” said rocky, “I’m not, I sleep because I’m passed out drunk”, said dragoon. Rocky then left and slept in Snowdin that night. The next morning rocky came back, only to see the house trashed. “God, did a war happen here”, said rocky, he walked along seeing the place dirty from the party, then he saw splayed out on the floor the raven, he helped him up, and he got a better look at him. He was about the size of a man, 5 feet, with grey eyes, and large wings behind him, his hands had claws and we’re scaly, and so we’re his talons that we’re his feet, he was covered in black feathers. “What Happened?” he said in a daze, “You must have been passed out drunk”, said rocky, “Crap, what time is it?” asked the raven, “about 8:15”, answered rocky, “I must get going, oh you can call me Raven man or RM for short”, he had said, “Rocky’s the name”, said Rocky, “Nice”, said the avian, then he flew out.

did you beat his ass?

“As for you” said rocky, “What”, said Asgore “Dragoon said just a couple of friends, what happened”, said Rocky, “It was, until more came in” said Asgore, “Why Dragoon, Why?” said Rocky, “Well, it’s in my nature, you want to Know why? Cos I’m a Liar!!” said dragoon. “Well then get, before more come in” said Rocky, then Dragoon left, and everything was quiet. “Come on Asgore, clean this place up”, said Rocky, “Why me?” asked Asgore, “Well I didn’t cause it.” Said Rocky, Asgore groaned then did the work, “Alright, what happened?” said Rocky, “It was goanna be a hangout with a couple friends, then all the friends came”, said Asgore, “There’s a new air conditioner over there!”, said Rocky Pointing to an air conditioner, “Well that came out of nowhere”, said Asgore, “But How Did that get there, there was a party?”, Asked Frisk, “I’m goanna eat a taco, it’ll be easier than explaining all that” Said Rocky

Episode 8: Father
A Normal Day in the city, “Why are we here”, Asked Frisk, “We are Going to see Father”, Said Rocky,
Frisk: Well then why are we going to the old part of town?
Rocky: Because he told use he’s there
Frisk: Well how do we know he’s not lying?
Rocky: Good Point
Kodai: Boys!
Frisk/Rocky: Dad!
Kodai: How have you boys been?
Rocky: Oh just the usual, living in a mountain with a family of anthropomorphic goats, Normal Stuff
Kodai: I knew you led an interesting life, but I never thought
Frisk: But we would never forget about you!
Kodai: Well it is hard to forget someone like me!
Rocky: Amazing, from here you can see the entire city!
Kodai: Now through the forest, there’s another city
Frisk: Cool!
Kodai: Yeah don’t go there, there’s some freaky stuff
Rocky: But still you expand the city
Kodai: Yep, especially with the suburbs over there
Frisk: That’s a cool building, especially with the vine wrapping around it, what is it?
Kodai: That’s the office for a paper factory
Frisk: Well that’s a letdown
Kodai: Yeah Such a cool building, wasted
Rocky: So did you know our biological Parents?
Kodai: Nope, I just found you wandering the streets with your younger brother
Rocky: Well we may never know who they are
Kodai: Well boys, I got one more thing to show you
(In the stadium)
Kodai: Behold
Frisk: A giant white Bar?
Kodai: Double Titanium Plated Exterior, User friendly interior, rocket thrusters on each side, for a giant game of Pong
Rocky: Heh, cool
Frisk: Well we must be going
Kodai: Ok, Bye
Rocky& Frisk: Bye Dad!
Kodai: Such Nice Boys

no he missed me so I didn't care

Episode 9: A Man and His Volcanion
Volcanion: Keep up, we must press on
Mystery Man: I know, we’re almost there
The man walking with Volcanion Was dressed in a black coat, white shirt under it, Green Eyes, and Black Hair, His Name: Adam
Volcanion: We are here
Adam: Very Good, I must sit down and think
Volcanion: Well Adam, You’re looking rather nice today
Adam: Dude! Stop Hitting on me, I’m not interested!
Volcanion: Oh sorry, I was just lost in the moment
Adam: What Moment?
Volcanion: I don’t know, I just keep trying, hoping one day
Adam: Dude You Need a Guy, Or a Girl
Volcanion: I’ll go with the Guy, I couldn’t care less for a women
Adam: There’s a Hotel Nearby, We will stay there, and don’t get any Ideas!
Volcanion: I have no ideas of that nature
Adam: Good
(Inside The hotel)
Adam: I’m going to take a shower
Volcanion: You do that
Adam (Singing): While everyone's lost the battle is won with all these…, Gah!
Volcanion: It was the steam I Swear!
Adam: Dude, let me put some pants on!
Volcanion: Alright
Adam (Wearing Pants): Good Lord, What is wrong with you!
Volcanion: I Thought I smelt smoke
Adam: Smoke? Is it even possible to have smoke in the bathroom?
Volcanion: If someone lights a fire in there.
Adam: Who lights fires in bathrooms?
Volcanion: Bathroom Terrorists?
Adam: Dude, stop, you need someone
Volcanion: Yep, but until I get that someone, I’ll keep hitting on you
Adam: Great.

sounds like a waste of sperm

Episode 10: The Kidnapping of the Dude
Sans: What do you want?
Unknown Wolf Girl: I want him
The wolf girl Sans Was talking to was Dark red and white, 5 feet tall, and talked lightly, her name: Amber
Sans: Who is Him?
Amber: Jeffrey Lebowski, also known as: The Dude
Sans: Why should I?
Amber: I shall pay you handsomely
Sans: Well I do need some money
Amber: Very Good, how will you do it?
Sans: I have the tools to knock anyone out, so don’t worry
Amber: Good
(San Diego-California)
The Dude: So sans, you wanted to talk?
Sans: Yes, here have a couple drinks
The Dude: Hmm, interesting drinks
Sans: Yeah I prepared it myself
The Dude: Oh, I feel like jelly
(He passes out)
Sans: I’m sorry, this is just business
Amber: Did you bring him?
Sans: Right here, get him in, he’s about to come to
Amber: Very good, here’s your pay
Sans: Great
(2 Days Later)
Walter: Hmm, Missing person report, Jeffery Lebowski, Last Seen: 7/27/17
Sans: Hiya Walter!
Walter: Tell Me where the dude is!
Sans: How do you know it’s me?
Walter: You have a guilty air about you, so tell me where he is
Sans: 5231 Willow Drive
Walter: Great
(Walter Knocks On a Door)
Amber: May I Help You?
Walter: I’m looking for Jeffery Lebowski, The Dude
Amber: He’s in Here
The Dude: Hey Walter, how’s it hanging
Walter: Dude, we have to go
The Dude: But I like it here, Amber Lets Me…
Walter: I don’t want to hear anymore, let’s go dude
The Dude: See you guys
Walter: I’m taking you home, and going to take a shower, to forget what you said

Bonus 2
Vincent: Where’d it go!
Napoleon: Where’d What Go?
Vincent: The Work of Director Anton Corbijn!
Cotton: One Shelf Below
Vincent: There it is thanks Cotton!
Cotton: It’s nothing
Napoleon: So we’re going to watch it?
Vincent: Yeah, But fair warning it’s weird
Cotton: Is it?
Vincent: Don’t take my word for it, watch it for yourself
(One Viewing Later)
Cotton: Well, that was weird
Vincent: Told you!
Napoleon: That was quite the experience
Vincent: Yeah, let’s all go lie down
Cotton & Napoleon: Agreed
apparently he was a normal kid until fell of his bike without a helmet

volume 3
Episode 11: Red Guitar
Frisk: Shoot, What we doing?
Rocky: We’re going to see some friends.
Frisk: You mean the friends introduced in Bonus 2?
Rocky: Yes.
(Rocky Knocks)
Napoleon: Who is it?
Chara: The police, we heard you had crack
Napoleon: Go away, I’m innocent
Chara: We have pizza
(Napoleon answers the door)
Napoleon: Where’s the pizza?
Rocky: Hey Napoleon
Napoleon: Oh hey rocky, come in
Rocky: So what have you been up to since the mansion?
Napoleon: I’ve been spending time watching TV, on the big screen
Rocky: Big screen
Napoleon: We have a theater in here, off to the left; I can show you if you like
Rocky: I’d love to! You know where Morrigan is?
Napoleon: Upstairs, come on let’s go
Rocky: Ok, Astell Morrigan is upstairs, could you go up there?
Astell: Ok brother!
(Upstairs)

Cotton: Ok Morrigan, give me some tea
Morrigan: Ok Princess Cotton
Astell: I’m here!
Cotton: Well I’ll leave you kids to your own devices, Bye!
Morrigan: Want a cookie?
Astell: Listen Princess, I know more than I let on, come on
Morrigan: Where are we going?
Astell: You’ll see
Morrigan: Where are we?
Astell: This is the best view of the theater, and it went completely unused
Morrigan: Neat, so what’s on today?
Astell: Anton Corbijn, his music videos
Morrigan: Cool
Astell: His videos are pretty abstract
(After Dr. Mabuse)
Morrigan: That wasn’t too weird
Astell: Well this next one is really weird
(After Red Guitar)
Morrigan: What, the…
Astell: I told you
Morrigan: I’m going to sit down, and try to figure out what I just saw
Astell: Have fun
(3 hours later)
Astell: So, did you find the meaning?
Morrigan: Yes, I figured out it has no meaning; it is an abstract collection of images to complement the song
Astell: You know, I think we’re going to be friends, you have the intellectual knowledge of me
Morrigan: Actually I just overheard some commentaries
Astell: Oh, still good though
Morrigan: Well you best be going now
Astell: Alright, see you later
Rocky: All these years, and red guitar still confuses me
Astell (In her thoughts): The things I could teach you about art

or maybe he just became a piece of shit

Episode 12: The Ships
“You may wonder why I Called You Here”, Said Rocky, “Yeah, What is it about”, “This!” Said Rocky Unveiling a chalkboard with photos on it, “Wow, what it is?” Asked Frisk, “Glad you asked, allow me to explain”, and this was his explanation “This is a Board of all the relationships I have chronicled, the string indicates a relationship, now you will see a lot of friends here, Now This One’s Name Is Gregg,” Rocky Said Pointing To A Wolf in A Black Leather Jacket, “That is Mae”, Said Rocky pointing to a Grey Cat wearing a shirt with a circle with a slash through it, “Now as you can see Mae is In a Relationship with Rex, and Gregg has a lover too His lover is Fly, but as you can see Gregg is with Mea also, The others know about this, but Gregg and Mea Must Choose between each other, or their lovers” Said Rocky, “Crap”, said Chara, “What is it?”, said Rocky, “I Don’t know which one is my OTP!”, said Chara, “Well just see What the Ships are like”, said Rocky
there was definitely something wrong with his development. I remember one time one of my friends used hacks to catch his pokemon after challenging him to a battle

Episode 13: A Wolf, 2 Dogs, a Cat, and a Lizard
Mae: Is this relationship weird?
Rex: What do you mean?
Mae: I mean, you’re a dog, I’m a cat
Rex: It isn’t weird; species shouldn’t hold true love back
Mae: That’s nice to hear, so what do you think of Gregg?
Rex: He’s nice, but a little eccentric
Mae: He’s not eccentric, he quirky
Gregg: I just invented the bread burger! It’s a burger with a middle bun!
Rex: So a Big Mac?
Gregg: Oh, hold on,
(Time passes)
Gregg: Now behold, the double burger!
Rex: That’s a burger, between 2 buns, with meat between those 2 buns
Gregg: Yeah it’s godly
Rex: It’s what’s making America fat
Gregg: Oh sorry, I could hear you over the sheer magnitude of this burger
Rex: Put that thing away, it’s inflating your ego
Gregg: I just ate it, and my ego has gone down, but my fat levels have gone up
Rex: Son, you may want to eat a carrot and then run a mile
Gregg: Alright, but a mile from here there’s a burger king
Rex: Convenient, or inconvenient, I don’t know
Mae: Convent for him, not for you
Rex: I see, so you want to do anything?
Mae: There’s a trendy coffee place uptown
Rex: Hmm
Mae: There’s a taco bell over there
Rex: Hmm
Mae: Steakhouse downtown?
Rex: Now you’re speaking my language!
(Meanwhile)

Gregg: Oh, hey Fly. Fly what you are doing here!
Fly: Oh I was just hanging around, what are you doing?
Gregg: Not getting a burger that’s for sure
Fly: Good, I’m glad you’ve been more responsible about
Gregg: Yeah, I’ve been more responsible about that kind of stuff
Fly: Good, I want you to stay in that nice form of yours
Gregg: Yeah, (In his thoughts): Damn! I should have thought of that before I ate the double burger.
Fly: You want to go to a better place than this, I heard of a great soup place uptown
Gregg: Yeah and I know a great place that has great shakes
Fly: Ok, we’ll get some afterwards
Gregg: Great
Fly: You know, I think you should eat more soups
Gregg: Depends on the amount of meat inside it
Fly: Hmm, that’s an interesting way to address the meat content
Gregg: Yeah, (In his thoughts): Subtle
Fly: Alright, I’ll be heading off; I want to talk to some friends
Gregg: Alright
(Later)

non the less hes most likely on the streets as a beggar or still living with his parents, and im heading to bed, night OP

Bea: So, anything you girls want to share?
Fly: Alright, Gregg ate soup, granted it had meat in it
Bea: Well that’s quite the breakthrough, anyone else
Mae: I heard Gregg has a secret
Bea: A secret you say? Hmm, I should ask him some time, he should open up to me
Mae: Good luck, He doesn’t like to even think about it
(Later)
Bea: Hey Gregg
Gregg: Hi Bea, what’s up
Bea: So Gregg, you have anything you want to talk about, a secret maybe?
Gregg (nervously): No, nothing at all
Bea: Oh I see, hey Gregg I dropped my keys in that room over there, could you get them for me?
Gregg: Sure
(Bea Runs In and locks the door)
Gregg: Why did you lock the door?
Bea: I know you have a secret, so tell me!
Gregg: Alright, I don’t usually tell people but, I was a male stripper
Bea: What! I don’t believe it
Gregg: Believe it
Bea: No I actually don’t believe it
Gregg: If I stripped right here on this table, would that please you?
Bea: yes it would
Gregg: Alright
(Puts on Scream)
Bea: I don’t see how this is a striper song.
Gregg: Just wait until the beat kicks in. Alright here we go
(Gregg tears his pants off)
Bea: We’re those tear away pants?
Gregg: I always wear them just in case of this exact situation
Bea: You wear tear away pants just in case someone traps you in a room?
Gregg: I always come prepared
(Gregg rips off his shirt, and continues to dance, Mae looks in then enters)
Mae: You do know what that song is about right?
Gregg: No what?
Mae: (Whispers to Gregg)
Gregg: It’s not about what the song is about, it’s about the beat
Mae: Ok carry on then
Gregg: Now do you believe me?
Bea: Yeah now I do
Gregg: Wait, you believed me, you just wanted to see me strip
Bea: Yeah
Gregg: Great

Episode 14: Castle City
Kodai: Look out there, this great city
Raven Man: Any others past it?
Kodai: Only 2, there’s that city where freaky things happen
Raven Man: Yeah, go on
Kodai: Then there’s the butt of all jokes around here
RM: What’s that?
Kodai: Castle City
RM: Castle City?
Kodai: Yeah, our rival city
RM: Hmm, sounds interesting
Kodai: Yeah it’s so stuck up, hey what do you say we go in there and raid it?
RM: Well I’ve got nothing better to do
Kodai: Great!
(In the forest)
Kodai: Now you take a right
RM: Is this it?
Kodai: Nope that’s the freaky city!
RM: Words to the wise, what’s in there?
Kodai: Monsters and weird creatures
RM: Hmm
(One forest later)

ok night

Kodai: Ok we’re here
The city was like any other, to the left a large castle yellowed with age, to the right another small castle on a hill, straight ahead the city
RM: so where are we going?
Kodai: In that castle up on the hill
RM: Ok
Inside the castle it was carpeted with a chapel off to the left, to the right a spiral staircase leading up; it was made of marble, and some non-spiral stairs leading down. Light was pouring through the windows straight ahead, the chapel was dark
Kodai: We should go downstairs
RM: Alright, but its dark down there
Kodai: Stop being such a baby
(They go down)

Inside the basement was a mall, completely dark, to the right a restaurant that sells meat, to the right large open space with a glass door with light pouring through it, the mall had tiled flooring, and pillars holding the celling up
RM: This place is rather cool
Kodai: Yeah, it sickens me
RM: What’s that? Over there
Kodai: That glass door, that’s just a room
RM: Should we check it out?
Kodai: No one around to tell us otherwise, so let’s go!
The room wasn’t much of a room; it was a field with green grass, and yellow flowers, and a TV and chair, the TV was on despite being not plugged in, there we’re also giant sheets of glass, looking like dominoes without the spots, lined up like they we’re to be knocked over, the light was natural created by a sun inside the room
Kodai: What is this place?
RM: It seems like some sort of other dimension
Kodai: Let me see what’s on TV
RM: You do that; I’ll investigate these glass sheets
Kodai: What’s this show, Blue Screen: The Musical? It’s just a blue screen
RM: Hey, I’m floating!
Kodai: Yeah that’s called flying
RM: But I’m not flapping my wings.
Kodai: Hey it’s happening to me too, I can’t control it!
RM: What’s going on?
Kodai: I don’t know!
RM: I think it has something to do with the TV, change the Channel!
Kodai: Ok
RM: I think it’s wearing off, I’m descending
Kodai: Me too
RM: Never do that again
Kodai: I guess that’s what happens when you watch Blue Screen: The Musical
RM: What does that even mean?
Kodai: I don’t even know
Mystery Voice: I’m coming
RM: What the hell was that!
Kodai: I don’t know, but we should bolt!
RM: Agreed
Kodai: That was terrifying, let’s never do that again
RM: Yeah
Kodai: Who was that, the city was supposed to be abandoned
RM: A ghost
Kodai: Very possible
RM: So is it as bad as the Freaky city?
Kodai: No, that city is much worse

this is so strangely fascinating yet I can't work out why.

Episode 15: Birds Of Pray
Raven Man: So what’s the worst part about fapping to you?
Toneth: The cleanup, you're basically cleaning up you!
RM: Hmm, you’ve got a point there
Toneth: You know, masturbation is like mating, over and over again
RM: Yeah, but minus the STDs
Toneth: Yeah, but when you actually mate, you’ve got to stop, you’ve got a mate
RM: Yeah, but when is that ever going to happen?
Toneth: Yeah, but you should stop now, just in case
RM: Yeah, but I need a reason not to, something substantial
Toneth: I hear Christianity has some good morals against it
RM: Yeah, but instead of just praying, we can preach
Toneth: Yeah, and to stand out you could wear white, and I could wear black
RM: That’s a great idea
Toneth: We could use the unused basement of the apartments!
RM: Are you crazy! It’s closer to Hell!
Toneth: Do we have anywhere else to go?
RM: No.
Toneth: Glad you understand
RM: Let Jesus into your lives, can't you see he loves each and every one of you?!
Toneth: God good sin bad, read book
RM: Pray to him; ask him for guidance, he knows you better than anyone else!
Toneth: If you put your hands together and talk to the sky, good things happen
RM: You sick of this now?
Toneth: Yep
RM: Can you believe these morals!? No sex before marriage?! It’s like they want the earth to be populated by perfect people
Toneth: Yeah, we should just quit it, and go back to being the losers we once we’re
RM: Yeah
Toneth: It was an interesting ride while it lasted though
RM: Yeah and when we do find that someone, I’m sure that’ll be great
Toneth: I’m sure I’ll be the first though
RM: Don’t count on it
(Author’s note: Please don’t start a religious turf war this was meant for purely satirical purposes don’t take it seriously guys)

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and that's it. I'm pretty sure he made around 12 more volumes but I didn't download them because I thought he wouldn't be stupid enough to use his school email.

yea, It's pretty weird.