I got really drunk and bought a $300 jumping castle

i got really drunk and bought a $300 jumping castle
the seller is from Hong Kong so i bet you anything there was no fucking jumping castle to begin with and i've just lost $300
what the fuck Jow Forums i'm pissed off

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jesus christ why are so many aussies alcoholic

are australians all drunks? the worst thing i bought drunk was buttplugs

I WANT A JUMPY JYMP

because we live in Australia

you done goofed

what's the legal drinking age over there?

18

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ok

NO JUMPY JUMP

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Jumpies!

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You should talk to nabil about that bouncy castle.

i don't like furry pedos

I bought one of these dumb death grips shirts with seinfeld cast on it when drunk
at least it wasn't $300
the quality is shithouse lmao

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well done

well everybody from hong kong I know is a furry pedo so you probably shouldn't have bought it from hong kong if you didn't want to deal with them

better?

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if i wasn't blackout drunk i wouldn't have bought it
fuck hong kong sellers, they're always scammers

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I guess

>jumping castle
fucking pedo

heaven more like shitheaven

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doesn't stop you being a kid baiting pedo faggot

Lmao

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yes yes you're very witty off you go now

i swear ever since an user told me about death grips they've been following me fucking everywhere
ads, shirts, recommended videos, mobile spotify playing them after my playlist finished
this is a curse

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is that what you tell the little boys when you're done?

that was me hehehehe

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go swallow a fart shitheaven, heh

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death grips is literally everywhere i look now what have you done

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is that your favourite food?

well the shirt was probably a coincidence but the recommended videos and ads are from the botnet. you going to have to stop using proprietary software, sorry user.

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only you would immediately think of food after someone farts
probably thinking of all the airborne fecal matter that you can consume

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>say swallow
>says I was thinking of food
the retard is showing again

heaven the shit eater

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pedo

go dine on some turds

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got fap to shota

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better?

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looks like guro

Maybe I can be your jumping castle, user.

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And what is the age you actually start drinking?