i got really drunk and bought a $300 jumping castle
the seller is from Hong Kong so i bet you anything there was no fucking jumping castle to begin with and i've just lost $300
what the fuck Jow Forums i'm pissed off
I got really drunk and bought a $300 jumping castle
jesus christ why are so many aussies alcoholic
are australians all drunks? the worst thing i bought drunk was buttplugs
I WANT A JUMPY JYMP
because we live in Australia
you done goofed
what's the legal drinking age over there?
18
ok
NO JUMPY JUMP
Jumpies!
You should talk to nabil about that bouncy castle.
i don't like furry pedos
I bought one of these dumb death grips shirts with seinfeld cast on it when drunk
at least it wasn't $300
the quality is shithouse lmao
well done
well everybody from hong kong I know is a furry pedo so you probably shouldn't have bought it from hong kong if you didn't want to deal with them
better?
if i wasn't blackout drunk i wouldn't have bought it
fuck hong kong sellers, they're always scammers
I guess
>jumping castle
fucking pedo
heaven more like shitheaven
doesn't stop you being a kid baiting pedo faggot
Lmao
yes yes you're very witty off you go now
i swear ever since an user told me about death grips they've been following me fucking everywhere
ads, shirts, recommended videos, mobile spotify playing them after my playlist finished
this is a curse
is that what you tell the little boys when you're done?
that was me hehehehe
go swallow a fart shitheaven, heh
death grips is literally everywhere i look now what have you done
is that your favourite food?
well the shirt was probably a coincidence but the recommended videos and ads are from the botnet. you going to have to stop using proprietary software, sorry user.
only you would immediately think of food after someone farts
probably thinking of all the airborne fecal matter that you can consume
>say swallow
>says I was thinking of food
the retard is showing again
heaven the shit eater
pedo
go dine on some turds
got fap to shota
better?
looks like guro
Maybe I can be your jumping castle, user.
And what is the age you actually start drinking?