*BLOCKS PATH TO SHARTING ISLE*

I personally shit in the corner like a civilized american

Getting tierd of Hebrew, are we, Juan?

Bump for Mohammad

You only need to know three phrases in Arabic:
>Allahu akbar ("God is Great")
>Inshallah ("If God Wills It")
>Laa ("No," but if you're a woman it really means, "Yes.")

a dog did it...people take dogs into stores all the time..but the fuckers still should have cleaned it up

roll watermelons at it

>flag checks out

m.youtube.com/watch?v=HkT9OqkJGwM

180 you mean
>Americans kind education on display

Give me my yous you dumb cunts

This is sadly a common occurrence in America. A lot of fellow Americans will deny it but this happens everywhere all the time. Even in the whitehouse and on the streets

Well hello.

Lmao poo bantz

toasting in ebic bread!

chegum!

kek

POO IN THE LOO YANKIES

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anyone seen my shit? I know I shat somewhere?

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Lurk more newfag

replying to b8 . newfag
honestly I think this board is /b mk2

Fucking yes!!!

Just woke up, first thread and neighbours are already calling to get medical help for a person next door who is dying of laughter

>just stood there like it’s completely normal
Wtf America? How often does this shit happen?

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Found this pic. This fine gentlemen took the Long Walk to the next ISLE.

Couldnt really hold it in tho. Probably got turtle headed a couple of Times before catastropic failure to deliver in right ISLE.

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Nice

lmfao

H1b pajeets were a mistake

imagine actually not being able to spell aisle

My son.

POO IN ISLE TWO

>Good golly, it's in the trolley

Where the fuck does this even happen? This shit is fucking crazy
Is it in the South? North? Big cities? Middle America? I live in Cali (non s.oy area), and we don't even have walmarts
Worst we have is shitty ass homeless people that I go out of the way to offend

lmao

>Where the fuck does this even happen?
Mostly southern Walmarts.

>plop tarts

Any known causes or reasons? I bet it's some sketchy diet pill plus a shitty greasy diet
based

Shitty diet is probably the most likely reason. The people who shop at Walmart are also lower class so that probably has some contribution to it.

The "Shart in Mart" meme is only a thing cause Yuros discovered PeopleOfWalmart a year or two ago (even though its been going strong for the better end of a decade).

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Designated shitting aisle

latvian meme knowledge on display

As an outsider this phenomenon amazes me though. Why is it always Wal-Marts too? Or isn't it? Why does it happen?

Fucking hell, I lost it. You're alright in my book, poo.

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KEK!

Might be cultural phenomenon.

It’s because our food is loaded with chemicals and they literally put industrial waste in our water. It’s a miracle we even stay alive.

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You should buy a water filtering system. You can find a cheap one, bro.

You should also Buy your food directly from the farmer.

Maybe there trying to cull the weakest and fattest which is why they show the most susceptibility to it

checked and funny as shit

>dog ruined the floors
>dog eat my homework
>dog shart in the mart
yea yea, typical story

The poo man is Sweden bigfoot

sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bajsmannen

Oh say can you shart ?
In the local Walmart .

How does diet result in incontinence?
Diet also doesn't explain the complete lack of shame or personal responsibility exhibited in these horror stories.

I wouldn't ever buy anything there with all those people covered in crap going around touching everything. Really disgusting and unhygienic

Lived in America 30 years, the only time I ever seen someone shit on the floor in Walmart it was a greasy Mexican.

I've been working at walmart since 2004 and I have never seen this.

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white people are disgusting
you're worse than the "savages" you hate

The pizza pedos are worse then you could imagine. If the truth came out, even shitlibs and sjws would be joining up to kill politicans in the streets.
They are on a hellraiser toture porn level of fucked up. Weiners laptop had pics and vids. Several of the nypd cops who investigated , harderend cops who deal with gore and murder on the normal were brought to tears and nausious vomiting, had to be restrained from immedatly trying to going to plot and kill the suspects.
>imprgenating underage girls and killing them upon birth
>raping the newborns and eating them
>eating children brains
>children and babies totured and killed out of Bordem
>eating kids and babies alive
>babies hung from hooks and raped
>babies and children hung from hooks by the dozens, like a reverse vald tepes
>groups of children raped, then killed at once in rooms specially designed to drain the blood
>bodies eaten, dissolved in acid, burned and thrown into an pit
>several keep trophies, penises, fingers, bones
>children living in cages
>children dismemberd and used as quadriplegic sex toys, killed when they come of age
>children fed other children and babies
>gang rape of babies, passed around like a bong
>many divisions of cops, cps, and foster homes designed to bring kids
>hospitals lie about babies in incubation dying, and bring them pedos
>most live kids action kids shows exist only to "hire", advertise, and move kids
>all the while, the suspects act completely unphased and nonplussed
youtu.be/R0S7CGLUp44
>if only you knew

>some motivation after that
youtu.be/-UtILlQOH8Y
Pizza related MUSIC VIDEO
Thank me later

Also the answer to the mess
youtu.be/Hec4CVdpqRA

God Speed in defeating these Satanists...

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Big fucking deal. I've seen it. It's not a big deal, frankly. You just clean it up. Sometimes, people have to take a shit. What's the big fucking deal? At least I ain't a Yuro-shit. No a big fucking deal. No one is laughing at this, because it's not even remotely funny. Fuck off.

that was fucking amazing though.
i woke up late today and this was among the first things i read.

Not US. Gerlinea is A French brand.

PILE IN THE AISLE

Why does a third worlder want to read of first world problems?

>Still believing in pizzagate
>Being this fucking retarded.

And Nestlé is a swiss brand sold worldwide. What's your point?

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Poo'd

Still shilling against disclosure
Imagine being this much of a shill
Suicide weekend?

>Food is totally unrelated to poop.

No shame. No games. Just shitting it up.

>be me
>go to US for vacation
>slip on poop at designated sharting isle in wall mart
>break ankle
>roll on the floor screaming in agony
>SWAT rushes in
>an officer says "crawl to me like a little baby"
>get shot

Never again

Guys, he’s right. If you turned 360 degrees, you’d walk right back into the poo. Are you all retorted?

You forgot the most important one
>Kus amik L'dinar wahida
I fucked your mom for a single dinar

You must live in San Fransicko

Face it Jow Forums its over for you.

The world is moving FORWARD without you and your mean comments on the internet!

nydailynews.com/news/national/obese-woman-featured-people-walmart-speaks-trolls-article-1.2950282

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>Not US. Gerlinea is A French brand.

What are imports?

DIDN'T GO IN THE LOO

>implying this isn't mandingo scat

is walmart still selling those olestra chips that cause anal leakage?

>"fat people are people too"
cute. it thinks it is human.

>Shit all over pants
>Not America
pick one and only one.