A gay guy told me I have a nice ass

A gay guy told me I have a nice ass.

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Did you tell that pooftah to fuck off?

if someone said that to me while i was walking down the street I would literally bash that guys brain out of his skull, uppercut style

No, I turned red and walked away.

We're all tough on the internet, bud.

dumb frogposter

that means you're gay now friend

I'm tough in real life too, I regulary attend to the gym.

Also I've been training krav maga since i was 10 (im 23 now)

prove it

I literally kill people with my deadly stare, just raising my hand is enough to empty the streets heh. You probably don't belive me and to be honest I don't blame you dude, if someone said that to me on the internet I would belive him too.

I wouldnt*

sorry my man sometimes my huge biceps covers my eye and i can't see what im typing

Gay

I'm pretty sure that if you put me in cage with a gorilla, I'd easily beat the shit out of that overgrown chimpanzee

give a time and date, and i'll buy a ticket to poland rn so i can kick your ass.

I'm not gay, I beat gays. I've once been nominated by the Fascist party of Poland to be a part of secret organisation that mission was to put all the gay poles in the dirt for 100mln $, and you know what? I refused because I'm so well-off.
I will not sell my soul for some puny dollar

time and date - whenever idc
location - Warsaw, make a thread when you get here

How about ur ass? Will you sell ur boipuss for a dollar gaiboi?

I'll let you know that I own several black belts in karate, krav maga, taekwonda, jujutsu, aikido and humiliating

I would never thats gay and unchristian

sex before marriage grants you a not so comfy place in heaven

give me a time and place in poland. I'll slap you silly and whip you stupid.

time - i dont care
location - warsaw, make a thread when you get here

see you Wednesday. Prepare to get your ass handed to you.

>No, I turned red and walked away.
You should've said "no homo" kek

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did he call you candy ass?

My wife Polan navy seal copypaster is so cute

Post butt

better say goodbye to your loved ones because there's a huge chance you aint seeing them again buddy.

you feel great about it

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unbased and bluepilled

t. hidden gays

id bash u

thats gay

id bash ur head not ur ass you fag

im not gay thank you very much im bisexual

Which part of canada? Please be west, because I'll drive up there right now and bury your head in the ground before I catch my flight.

>Catch a flight
bitch the only thing you're going to catch is your husbands dick XD

Wait your turn, I'll be dealing with you on Wednesday, you bitch.

cute

I'll break ur spine boy

>be me sweaty buff user going at it on the gym
>some brazilian guy comes talk to me between sets
>we get along nicely and he invites for some beer and soccer
my nigga.jpg
>blasted out get to the showers
>brazuca comes too
>wash my hair and finaly open my eyes, faggot blushes and says "ups sorry user"
>fucker is stiff as a rock
inb4 Oh my dot jif
>"No biggie faggot, its no like you can control it, right?"
>I get out of the showers and fucker comes with
>I start drying myself and feel and hand on me buttocks
>knock his face in with my elbow
now i have to go see a judge next sunday

Tl:DR dont bash the fags

what the fuck lmao

NO
no fucking ruskie... nobody here is dtf

fuck
this was meant for you

Too lazy to reply to them all but I appreciate you

I mean why the fuck would you just go and grab some random guys ass?

Guy was a bro, so I let his shower stiffy slide
because of that the fucker got cocky(kek) and steped over the line

>uppercut style
>not epic style
Non based and redpilled