Reminder: if you're dicklet and can't grow facial hair, you're automatically a trap

Reminder: if you're dicklet and can't grow facial hair, you're automatically a trap.

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I have 26cm dick and full grown beard

> tfw I can grow beard but I'm stil short

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I can only grow a goatee & moustache, my cheeks are smooth

"no"

My wife polan larper is so cute

>2HU
I can't grow a beard at all. Sami genetics.
And I'm shorter than my gf.

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Reminder that sodomy is a vile sin punishable by death in a civilised society

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>punishable by death
>civilised

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I am almost completely smooth, I have no hair on my thighs, chest, belly or armpits yet have never shaved any of these places.

I envy you
t. hairy boy

>caring what some goat header's religion says

It's really nice definitely wouldn't change if even if I could

This is why I envy, thankfully I have minimal hair on torso & face so I've got away with it there. I couldn't imagine being one of those guys who has 2 inch hairs coming out their shoulders.

Did I stutter?

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Lmao at your life christcuck

>tfw hairy as fuck legs
>tfw mostly hairless torso and not much facial hair
>random ass giant dark black hairs on my shoulders

What the fuck is this, my body hair is all blonde save for my pubes and these damn shoulder hairs

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They are shoulder whiskers so you don't get stuck in doorways too narrow for you

Lmao at your eternal death

>this is what christcucks actually believe.

cool

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Post bussy and benis.