Send help, please

Send help, please

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Sorry, it's all i could find with such short notice

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Now is the time for your socks to be truly useful.

What is this, the dmv?

Im completely naked friend

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Sorry, can't help you

You probably live by yourself Shelby, GET THE HECK OUT OF THE TOILET AND GRAB SOME.

Rip in peace.

>shitting in public restrooms

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Use your hand and post pics

OH NO

I DO, PROBLEM SOLVED

F

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That's not a public restroom, why would he be completely naked there?

No can do Jethro

Wait I found some for you

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This. Been there done that. :DDD

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If you don't have any toilet paper at hom, just put on some pants and go to the mart.
Don't worry, nobody will notice.

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Public, gross

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How can you be such a child? :DDDD

How do people manage shit themselves

huh?
where the fuck are you?

Only reason I could think of is diarrhea.
Do americans constantly have diarrhea?
Don't they know the power of the mighty imodium?

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My home friendo

Sickness generally.

Shit like crohn's can do it, I know this dude who actually sharts and that's why for him. He's American of course.

If a European begins to shart, do they become American during that time?

prolly

That's unfortunate.

Every excuse is good for making a thread on Jow Forums ʕ•ᴥ• ʔ

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