Ummm hi Jow Forums. it has been so long since i have been able to talk. im so happy right now...

no i cant! because its doing weird stuff to bodies and i think its bad

Please give it a try. You don't even know what you're saying no to.

...i dont know. its scary. i am really unsure

Don't fall for it. It can have long lasting impact and has about a 50% chance of ending in suicide.

ahh! i dont want that

this is now a karen thread

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If you aren't sure then you definitely shouldn't start taking hormones. Some changes will be irreversible.

Ritsu, i know it sounds tempting to become a girl and get all the bbc you could dream off, but hrt is bad. Just exercise, become ripped and build a juicy butt instead.

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Then don't try the stuff. It's much safer trying to work yourself to the body you want or to just be happy with who you are.

eh. ok user :)

I thought I killed you.
when did you stop being a scumbag?

i know. i didnt want to either. but people make me so much confused :) i know. i will stay far from it

No need to be scared. It's sure to make you happy. People are just saying bad stuff about it because they are too scared to try it themself. Don't judge a book on its cover.

I hope you’re having a good day fren

no bbc stuff please. dont ahhhh!

shut up faggotron 5000

Good. It's better to stay far way from it.
Get out of here and back to Jow Forums

I still am, but i always try to help my sweet otouto to the best of my abilities

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I'm pretty sure I recall the exact opposite.
But whatever. That doesn't matter. Not looking a gift horse in the mouth.

hehehe you cant kill me user :)
hmmm. i dont really fall for easy schemes like yours too often. but i like to say yes too see where it goes.
thanks user. *gives you a hug* my user is so cute and huggable :)

You remember me being generally nice, but rude to Ritsu?

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:( sorry
thanks for the advice user

good to see you again norway

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no, just the ritsu part

thanks user. i am so happy now you cant believe it :)

Is bwc better?

Hope you stay safe and stay comfy.

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dont do it
boys should be boys and girls should be girls

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bwc?

I have always been nice to Ritsu, i just tease him sometimes.

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yes thanks user. i hope for you too

bbc but of a white color

Hey ritsu!
What body part would you enhance so it was way better than the average humans?

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ohhh... ummm it would be kind of embarrising to talk about this ...

my head. so i can become more intelligent. at least i hope it would enhance my brain too:)

It's has to be the heart, right?

It's okay Ritsu, you're amongs friends! Besides the canuck that is.

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Would you like a flower?

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Hi ^-~

but all the feelings are happening in the brain user

wil you share your secret ?

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oh. thanks user
yes that would be so nice.

my secret?

hey there ritsu

You're a faggot, I'm the nicest person to Ritsu on the entire board.
hey
I know that. But the heart is an important muscle. Think of how much you could do with a superhuman heart.

Good choice, smarts is always a nice thing to have.

Really?
What do you need better blood flow for?

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You ok?

hi. its good to meet you
but the brain is importent and has all kind of useful functions.

What color?

Yeah, why would I not be?
Isn't your heart the limiter pretty much every time when it comes to your endurance?

Hey Sweetie!

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um. dont know. every color is nice :)

cancer

hope you've been doin alright

I'm satisfied with my brain.

Don't, with a strong heart your brain will give in at old age but your heart will keep you alive a barely functional mess sleeping in your own waste.

We all talk about far more embarrasing things all the time Ritsu!
It cant be that bad

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Hey!

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Just making sure ^_^

Hey Norway

yes i have been :)
thats good user. but i will never be satisfied with the intelligence i got.
but dicks... shouldnt be talked so much about

not a problem, I'll die of cancer before then

Then here you are. :^)

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It's a part of it i guess, i'd say lungs were more important if you're worried about endurance though.

hi user:)

Alright, I see. You're doing fine too I hope, eh?

thanks user. thats is a cool flower. its beautiful.

>but dicks... shouldnt be talked so much about
Why not?
This is a free country/board/internet

Well, that's relative, isn't it

Glad you like them.

>but dicks... shouldnt be talked so much about
why not?

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Dicks should be discussed a whole lot more

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ok. just do it then... i cant control you. you are free

Are you sure? I don't think you can work your lungs to make them take in air better. But I guess if you're getting better lungs than a normal person it would be a good choice, you'd just have to work your heart up to match
mhmm, mhmm
being difficult is your favourite thing, right?
What am I gonna do with you?

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You should do it. Who knows, maybe it'll work and make you happy and if it doesn't then you're always free to back out of it and quit

they were super nice user :)
ehhhh... dont know

But I thought you were the one who wanted to talk but was embarrased?
I cant still talk if you want though

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hmm. no thanks user

cocks should be talked about

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What's your favorite kind of dick Ritsu? Long, short, thick, slender, cute, black, white, cut, uncut?

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Do it. Just a little bit

ok. i like dicks... just dont be mean please! they give me the bonor

Make your step dad happy

i dont really know. most of them are fine i think.

If you ever want another flower just ask Bumstead, I.E. me.

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nooooo!

why u so happy

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If you talk about them too much you turn gay.

You probably need both for either one to be more effective, if your heart can't transport blood fast enough to make use of the increased oxygen intake and if blood is flowing faster and harder then that's not really useful when your lungs can't even keep up.

ok user. thanks :)

You dont have any preferences?

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