How do I bee myself and lose my 20y skeleton virginity Jow Forums?

How do I bee myself and lose my 20y skeleton virginity Jow Forums?

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Be yourself inside somebody else

stop obsessing over your fucking virginity, only jewish screenwriters are so neurotic.

Talk to girls.
Some hipster girls like skellys.
Dress like a pretentious musician.

>and lose my 20y skeleton virginity
Step away from the computer and stay away.

Being a skeleton is way better than being a fatty.

Talk to girls.

But I'm really really shy, I don't even have the balls to download tinder.

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Fat girls

It's really about being the right place at the right time more than anything. Talk to many girls as you can.

become a trap and get stuffed with cocks in your boipucci

One of my best friends is a walking skeleton with a 6 face and scars from pimpels all over his back. He has a different girl every couple months
If he can do it, you can too

Go to r9k faggot. Also beee yourself :^)

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Be honest with me user. How much do you eat? How much do you fap? How much do you work out and what type?

Learn to walk with god again.

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go on craigslist
therapeutic sekshun
$60 for cardate/massage
>or wait for a roastie to give you time of day... which with habben... never

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That's where I came from.

Every time I walk into a nightclub a girl hints at me but I'm too afraid to come up to her and talk.

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Then are you being yourself or are you being a coward? Do you even know yourself that well? When was the last time you were in a situation where you had no control over what happens?
Faggot.

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5'10 64kg. During college no time to FAP. Since it's summer 5 times a day.
During college gym every day. During summer no gym.

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I'm also a 20yo virgin. How about some consensual cooperation between two lads? Wanna feel a Pole inside of ya?

I’ll help you out if you know what I mean user. Teehee. Also, a cat is fine too.

Nice trips.

Thanks for the 1 day ban.

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Can I watch?

>Skeleton
>5'10 64kg

I am 5'7 and 45kg.

Find the nearest gay bar

stop watching (((anime)))

Get into really hard drugs and you'll be more confident and be able to skim some of the super easy women that run in those circles.

Pills though, not coke or meth

Our party, you're invited

Stop fapping completely. If you work out make sure you aren't doing a meme workout and just eat more protein and fat since you are so light. You won't get muscle or weight in general unless you eat. 110 at 5'10 is not good.

A woman is like driving a manual YOU JUST GOTTA JAM IT IN AND GRIND THE FUCK OUT OF IT UNTILL IT GOES IN !!!

And if it won't let you then push harder till it forces it's way in.

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I would think a coke slut would be the best drug slut. If it's pills then it will probably be oxy and that might as well be a heroin slut. And a meth slut is just going to be nasty.

No homo
I love my animu
Weed and coke doesn't help.
I know I know. I spent months browsing Jow Forums. To scared to browse fit now since I wasn't in the gym in 1 month. In 5 months I went from 57kg to 64kg.

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You be yourself by making yourself better OP. Be grateful your only fucking 20 years old and not a 29 year old boomer like me. LIFT WEIGHT. Stop fapping to porn. Go out and meet women. Its surprisingly women as you will soon figure them out if you haven't already, because nearly all women operate in very similar ways. Once you key in on the intricacies, you can have them in the palm of your hand praising your every word and sucking your cock and offering their holes on command.

This, basically.

Wtf is this shit!

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Debatable for sure but at least near me and out of college, its all pills. coke is viewed as a ghetto drug and oxy has this tractor beam hold on upper middle class girls with bad streaks or who want to have fun.

OP i was kind of kidding with my first post but you sound really high strung and a little socially awkward. Pop a few valium or klonopin and you will give no fucks for just long enough to make bad moves with sketchy chicks as you only should before 23.

In your case, I would recommend being someone else.

BEE
also sex before marriage is a sin

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we just need mods that dont allow this shit to be dumped into our board
the Jow Forums mods arent going to stop being kikes anytime soon

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Who cares?
It's not hurting anybody.

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They had to ruin Eva with this faggot

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How to lose virginity really easy bro
Step 1: be attractive
Step 2: don't be unnattractive
if you have completed steps 1 and 2 correctly then women will throw themselves at you. congratulations, you now have lost your virginity and now have a gf! :DD

what a sad picture :^(

like think of this: because of the mortality rates of WW1, the kid probably died and died a terrified kid under the threat of being shot by his battalion leader,

oh wait . never mind. nazi uniform. this is wwII. I hope he is ok.

>non existant