Spanish words or phrases that you know

tu madre es puta jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajjajaajajajajaj

>en tu cono
wtf man

Ciao, ragazzi !

Quanto-se comer aqui?

puta madre chica ajajajajaaj

Yo no sabe commo hablor, excusa

Argentinas pendejas

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Fucking kek

Tu no se como hay tu calloso osa trapa que se jode bajoel puente por Vojak y esta puta se sienta en la botella de Vanish y llevaron a esta perra borracha alrededor del asentamiento en una carretilla. Sabes de que se trata no me hablaras demasiado porque comes esperma de mi polla tu calloso perdeor, nube embaucado polla sobre tu madre y joder tu padre

puto pata rajada

vagina

C'mon they don't have ñ

I was just screwing with him

spanish, portuguese, italian, french are the same lenguage

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Polish, ukrainian, belorussian, slovak, czech, slovene, croatian, serbian, bulgarian, macedonian, montenegrese, bosnian, russian (mongolian) are the same language

>russian (Mongolian)
What?

Vamos a la playa
lalalala

Russians are mix of Swedes and Mongolians who adopted slavic language

woah never knew we were literally superhumans

Aren’t that Finns?

No, Finns are the most powerful race

"pelotudo" or "boludo" is used as "idiot"
based

ITS OH OHWEHOHWO >>>::::[[[[[

Burrito, taco, pendejo, merda.

I headbang to Brujeria, so the words I know are mostly curses or radical slogans. Chinga tu madre, chingon, viva La Raza, matando gueros, plata e plomo, stuff like this.

I don't hable Spanish

I don't know a lot of Spanish, but I did learn the phrase "wea shileno puto wn xddd"

Those are mostly Mexican Spanish words pretty nice. Listen to Pentagram - Demoniac Possession if you want to listen a nice metal band from Chile

Che por qué bardeas a Chile, sos un envidioso hahaha.

Es como con Uruguay o Brasil, en realidad no los odiamos pero los bardeamos for shit and giggles

O en realidad si los odiamos
En realidad no
O si?

yo no los odio a ustedes, te mando un besito

Gracias.

Taco

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DES

Sudaca
Means someone who is from Spanish speaking south America.
It was used here like any other word, but of course Sudacas started getting offended, so now it's an offensive word.

PA

CITO

cerveza means beer

La wea fome po en qlo cachai perro fome qlo aakasjkas eri un wn qlo la wea cuatica wn asjkajs qlo

t. Ahmed Ramos

pretty accurate

Follar. Derived from the act of using a billows, meaning fuck

Yep also birra, chela or my favourite here down in the south pilsener

burrito means burrito

Armada

bailando, conchetumare

t, hypersensitive sudaca

Thanks for the gold

una vela

Kek

tu puta, mi amigo, ese como esjaun

Más vale pájaro en mano que sida en ano. -Freedy mercurio

Hokum no pico

Perfect

No mames guey get right

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sos un culiao pendejo de las mil vergas

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Leche, it means milk. I picked it up from my Spic dad a buncha years ago.

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Mame mi bicho

Pendejo

esternocleidomastoideo
try pronouncing this one gringos

Yo quiero Taco Bell.
Dos cool ranch tacos, and dos diablo hotsauce packets, por favor :)

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El goblino

>porto
nao

no tenga cabrones

FYI, with all these racist Trump memes. When i was making of fun of Joey's girlfriend for being mexican, I was really making fun of her for not being very hot, and I was just using a mexican stereotype because she is mexican.
>but muh racism of the least racist guy in the world

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De nada, mi querido moro. ¿O me vas a negar que tu tierra fue terreno sandnigger por unos cuantos siglos?

Fuck off with that reddit meme

"una vela", it means "one candle" but in argentinian spanish it means "a joint"

Doubt the spelling is perfect but
>El hombre de la capital a comprado un mono con sombrero

Translates to "the man from the capitol buys a monkey with a hat"

Un pito would be a joint here.

Por el ano no hay enano

Ensalada de pepino en el colegio femenino.

Con ese culo regalame un pedo

"pito" means either "penis" or "whistle" over here, but "piti" means "cigarette". "Joint" is "porro".

Primera vez que veo a ssp hablando español. Interesante

Clasicon

my girlfriend taught me what "tope" meant yesterday, where you say it as you tap someone's forehead. It was cute. Pero, mi español es un poco mal en serio.

Never heard that one before, it's probably only used in some countries

Pito can be a cig here too, specially in northern rural areas

yo quero pepino rick

Una vela...

perro caca

y si sos alto resentido

chinga tu puta madre

i would hear this a lot from mexicans

este hilo sigue aquí? oh mai gad

onions alto, pero no resentido
te mando un cariñito

me wevie, s o y alto

Even as someone who speaks Spanish I have no idea what chinga means.