Heterosexual Thread

this, you're inviting them in, it's like a plague you can't escape. Their gay Norwegian thread is almost at the bump limit, watch the gay Britbong come in here posting Karens saying how straight he is with the gay Fin following him calling him gay and watch the gay ensue.
WE'RE ALL DOOMED.

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Finally a thread that's actually good.

this is a good thread lad
theres not enough straight threads on bant

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dumb scalefag

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wow, you already got 6/7 of what isn't allowed

die
You are in the wrong part of the board
relocate to

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these threads are just a dogwhistle for faggots to circlejerk
i am the least degenerate person here

but the gay threads are full of homos
I just want to post in a thread without any fags for once

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sure

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are furries degenerate

go back and lose weight fatty

name 1 (one) degenerate thing i have done
case by case basis
i am losing weight

I want you to tie rope around your neck, tie the other end to a pole or another object and jump out your window faggot

based

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>Heterosexual Thread
Go find some girls then
A couple of men showing eachother porn, even if straight, is pretty gay

Whats your current weight

>ssp
get our

I'm pretty sure that would kill me
I just want to chill in this hetro thread lad whats the issue?

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it is as the prophecy foretold

Im not ssp tard

what prophecy?

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You brought them here
Either you hang yourself now or be hung on the day of the rope

the one where you're mum gay

okay it wasn't a Gay Finn who came and ruined everything. But you are the Gay Brit that follows them around and LARPs as a gay in denial that came. I consider that close enough.

i don't have a scale, i'm just assuming i lost weight because i can wear 34 inch waist shorts now. hurts balls to do it though

Just as I said, the fag thread is now reaching image limit, the gay britbong comes first after which the gay fin will come in here smelling the stained semen from the Britbong, telling the Brit how gay he is after which they both start gayposting.

posting pokemon pictures

stop being a faggot

alright you convinced me
brb hanging myself

cmon that was too far
apologies now

I don't know about you're talking about.
I've only ever done straight shit on bant
dumb snaek

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you post naked furry pictures with human breasts and vaginas.

there's nothing wrong with that. it's art. anthropomorphic animals have human traits. that's the entire point of the concept.

now we wait for the Finns

finns? in a straight thread?

gay

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If all participants of a thread are of the same gender, it inherently is a gay thread
Based brit

Alright, sounds good
So uhh, what do we do now?

It is as the prophecy foretold

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wtf dude get out
didn't you see this thread is for straight guys only?

I am the basedest brit around

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OH GOD HERE WE GO

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the prophet of bant

ᶦᵐ nᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵍᵒᶦnᵍ ᵗᵒ ˡᵉᵃᵛᵉ

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why are you here then?

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t. unbased

unbased and bluepilled

because I'm not a gayposter you dumb finn
stop posting in this thread you might turn it gay

fook off lad
I am the most based poster on this board

they gay snaek thinks he's redpilled

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you are the harbinger of faggotry.

hi guys femanon here

fuck off

i'd beat you up fag

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bi = god

can you two utter fucktards put on names so that I don't have to filter you for every thread you enter

unbased and bluepilled

all brits are gay
its probably to do with all of the tea they drink

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you people are the maelstrom of gay

I sow homosexual and destruction in my wake
but mostly homosex

do it pussy

sure lad

that's not true
it's the one neko poster who gives us a bad rep
I have a suspicion that it's

Told you this would happen, there's nothing you can do about it.

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God I wish that was me.

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well this just got a lot less funny

nah senpai

t. gaymerica

tea is gay lad

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no

mate that's fucking gay
please just leave

>finns drink coffee
>finns are homos
really makes you hmmm

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Fucking anything with a hole = Ascended Chad

Making a hole in something by fucking it = Chadrion the Virgin Slayer

t. us of gay

uk more like u gay

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im not the neko poster

die Gay Finn

im not gay
stop being rude you dumb finnish bully

sorry lad he was being lewd in a previous thread
I probably should have assumed that from one image

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fugg
*shouldn't

you in the pic just before being slapped on the butte

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stop lewding the cute boys you homo
im not even into spanking

>he doesnt like spanking
just look at this absolute homo

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stop making this thread gay you homo
you've scared off all of the nice straight anons
now im just stuck here with you whilst you post lewd pics

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like you don't enjoy gaying it up with the fin, there's another thread with literally just the two of you again doing the exact same thing you're doing here.

he keeps appearing in the threads I post in. they only turn gay after he arrives
except this one. This was my fault

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>except this one.
You sure it's only this one?

>based thread infested by gay European
Not even surprised

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Same

this is the only time i tried to make a thread gayer
but you can't really blame me look at this shit

He isn't wrong though, you people practically derail every single thread you're in.

This

to be fair it's mostly just in threads that were meant to be full of gay shit or threads like this one

Yeah, I knew you gayboys were attracted to this thread.
to be honest I've kinda come to terms that you faggots will never leave and only increase in size. It just seems to me almost every thread I stumble upon has you or any other Scandinavian country trying to gaypost in it, and most of the time succeeding

if people keep making threads about gay shit people will continue to gaypost
I'll admit that there is a lot of gay threads but look at any thread that isn't about gay stuff and there probably won't be any gayposting

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Here I am.

fuck i just love dudes

the way they smell the say they move

this isn't gay because the balls aren't touching.

Nice to see I was included on the list.

Stop bumping this thread, please.

okay mate

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whoops I forgot to sage

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