It's another why haven't I killed myself episode

>it's another why haven't I killed myself episode

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Based andy

haha i've seen this episode already why does the My Lifeā„¢ channel keep repeating it

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whats the show?

lul that gave me a giggle, pretty original

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>Mi ifhz pojomotv xD

if you're gonna kill yourself can you suck my dick before you die?

What's your favorite color?

Green.

You have a favorite flower?

Ah, it's a rerun then.
At least for me

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Nope.

Then take a look at these.

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Like any of these?

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I guess. It's not like I'll ever get to see them.

Are you a tranny?

Not with that attitude you wont. Who knows, maybe lady luck will show you

I don't live near a pond.

Just drink alot of booze. Ive never felt happier in my life.

Build a pond.

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I can't. I don't have the proper zoning laws for it.

Get them then.

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That'll cost me money that I don't have to try to flood my backyard. Even then it wouldn't work because I'm surrounded by neighbors.

I watch this episode every day

That's where you get your neighbors to chip in and help pool the money in for it. Then once you have enough money you can began work and because of this land value will increase and you will have made money actually.

No point in even trying.

Maybe, maybe not. Who knows could a great Idea.

I feel like everyone is just going to leave me again.

Not everyone is going to leave you.

I do too.

You sure?

Positive!

I can't sleep

Andy you're not being so Dandy

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Any reason why?

Because I'm too sitmulated

I hate my life

Why would you lie to someone like this?
The only person you can ever trust and rely on is yourself. Everyone, EVERYONE can, and will fail you. Everyone can and will use and leave you when your presence is no longer convenient. Doesn't matter who it is, be it your parents, your siblings, your friends, your lovers, your extended family; fucking everybody is a backstabbing cocksucker and they are 100% out to use and discard you. I wish I'd known that a long time ago, but I guess we only learn through time and experience.

;-;