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>be me
>23 yo nigger
>be the friend of a druglord servant
>be the nerdy guy of favela
>guns
>weed whenever i want
>i can fix your computer if you suck my dick
>sex every week with a random latina bitch with std
>get your anual wage by writing simple java program
>still sad

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Pls gib FAL

also thats me now

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Nothing really to care about since your country now sucks at povertyball.

wtf guns are illegal in brazil????

Is the world cup a drinking vessel or a place?

salve menozada do Jow Forums, galerinha aqui do estrada da posse, mendanha carobá

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>be living in the slums

>he unironically thinks gun control works

yes, but with you make a legal request and psychological tests you can buy one

>java
I feel for you

Still more interesting than my life desu

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i remember learning it by watching youtube videos in 2008, everything else are just wikihow tutorials

What's your day to day life like in the favela? You should actually consider writing a blog. It'd be like a social study for libshits in place far too dangerous for them to travel to.

Cool story bro your life sounds meaningless as it revolves around getting high and getting your dick wet by the scum at the bottom of the barrel

I hope we don't end up seeing OP on one of those videos where the BOPE/Military Police roll in :(

como é que vai a vida?

do you think religion can save me? philosophy?

im dumb

Go to your home planet and be the KingKong faggot

Sounds like a cool life. Can you post some of the Latina gutter rats you've fucked?

ruim cara, me sinto vazio pra caralho, as vezes da vontade de morrer, enquanto eu não "trabalho" eu vejo algum anime, escuto algum podcast e quando vem a depressão mesmo eu me encho de drogas

mas porque é que te sentes tão vazio? conheco pessoas que matariam por ter a tua vida

tudo dois

the hottest one i ever fucked

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Doyo speka ingleisa?

kill yourself op, no one here likes you besides leftists and jews. its time to wipe gangs and manufactured drugs off the face of the earth
>inb4 its my body my choice
if you dope fiends didnt alway turn out to be worthless sodomites who can never be trusted because you steal and will turn gay for a single hit of drugs i wouldnt care, but the simple fact that every man ive seen get on hard drugs has turned in to homosexuals to obtain them tells me none of you not even the users has any sense of dignity or self worth and therefore not capable of controlling your actions under the influence of drugs.

dude, write a script of your life and send it to netflix

Nice fanfic you turd-skinned monkey. How many times did you have to watch Sicario:2 before you dreamed up this nonsense?

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of course i speak english

This is not r/ThatHappened

Do Brazilian girls burp on you? that would be heaven
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Nice, what's the nastiest/trashiest one you ever fucked?

>>still sad
well nerd, seek sofia.
Weed's great, but it can bring you down. I did it only on weekends.
Whores will only drain your ball. A valiant service no doubt, but that's not going to provide you with existential happiness.
Maybe build something. Try gardening.

Nice FAL btw

nice fal.

sorry about the whole being born in brazil thing tho.

good god mutts are disgusting
you also haven't provided a timestamp faglord

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>im dumb
>come to Jow Forums saying you’re the nerdy guy of the favela

Get smart or get out

>he thinks laws work on criminal niggers

yeah.... not with a rented dick mate

Did you goo in her poo?

Is your FAL even zero'd in?

>Is your FAL even zero'd in?
hes a nigger. he probably doesn't even have ammo.

why should anyone believe you when you haven't posted a timestamp in a favela?

I still would for sure. Brown ghetto skanks turn me on so much.

>doesn't have ammo
No one has more ammo than niggers in Brazil. Normal people can't buy guns

UMA

lmao well done op

Shark took her leg?

so from where are the guns coming from?

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I helped some drug dealers in my area (old childhood friends) know about encryption and secure methods of communication. While others are getting arrested they are still around and even give me money each week since I helped them and continue to consult them on security. You try explaining even basic encryption to niggers and you will know my struggle.

Looks like one of those 3 sisters that always gets posted around here, you've forced me out of your larp with this.

quality thread op
post a dead nigger with timestamp next to your FAL

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favela gangs have many friends in politics and international contacts, including cartels

Have you tried seeing your hood life through romanticism? Like listening to "aquarela do brasil" and gunning down people in slow motion? Fucking tourist thottys?

flip flops, always flip flops

why are favelados always wearing flip flops? don't you have to run from the police? You should be wearing tennis shoes or something

you can't even crime correctly

Dude, no wonder why you are getting STDs--you are sleeping with some basic bitches in the gutter.

always kill brazilians whenever possible

You seem undisciplined and weak, which is not surprising given the mongelized and negrified nature of Brazilians. If you really do carry weapons, I doubt you use them regularly. At the very least, stop dressing like a fucking favela monkey for God's sake.

brazil is hot as fuck, it's 10c here now but i'm wearing flip flops because you get used to it after 10 hot months

yes that's where the point of entry to brazil in specific, might be.

but where do the guns COME FROM? who gives the guns to the cartels? where the politicals get the guns from?

>stds every week
Nice FAL anyway.

Just kys nigger u will never be white.

se isso é verdade posta mais vezes

assiste uns vídeos do jordan peterson e se prepara pq um dia vamos ter que tornar esse país menos bosta

Why don't you hunt down the drug lords, maybe you'll attain true happiness and joy out of excitement, you may even reach valhalla.

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MORRAM SEUS PRETOS DE MERDA , RJ INTEIRO MERECE SER NUKADO

>he has a FAL
I'm jealous.

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*sips tea*
>is op, dare I say it, our guy?
>look at this outrageous tweet guys
>what do you think of Rogue One? Redpilled?
>look at this reddit post guys
>It doesn't wo-
>furries are cool
>thinks his guns will protect him from drone strikes
>not all niggers
>look at this crazy tweet guys
>How can Jow Forums even compete?
>You mad white boy?
*sips tea*
>drumfkins
>take this jewish DNA test goys
>Jow Forums BTFO
>not all jews
>well?
>gays are people
>defend this poor shitskin
>POWERFUL
>Can I get a quick rundown guys?
>random nigger porn
>what did he mean by this
ONE POST BY THIS ID. CAN REDDIT NIGGERS FUCK OFF???

SAGE AND IGNORE ALL NIGGER TIER THREADS

Fuck you nigger

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>java
This is why you're unhappy
Learn C like a white man

that's cause you're a nigger
suicide is the only way

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How long before we see you on Documentingreality.Com? I love watching you punks kill each other like some fucking cowards.

I wear boots when I work construction in Death Valley at 130F on a 14 hour work day.
My feet still don’t get hot you absolute pussy. And I’m scottish. I burn.

I'd be sad too if I lived in Brazil but at least you're making the best of it I guess

If you make my anual by writing java, why do you wear flip flops and a rock a shitty stamped gun? I think you're full of shit, never get laid, just have std's and this is a larp.

>I have all the money and women you want user
Holds left handed gun with his right hand because hes dirt poor, and just uses what he's given. KEK.

It's almost like criminals don't care for the law - makes you think, doesn't it?

>FAL
you pathetic cucks.
Go buy a DSA FAL.
If the faggotry in this thread continues I'm going to go get mine and take some photos.

You're all so lucky Im not president. Id have Spec ops ALL OVER South America just fucking mopping you fucks up left and right. Wed kill THOUSANDS of spics and niggers, just because we can. I would DESTROY your world,and everything you hold dear. It would be or apocalyptic and biblical proportions of violence and terror against your people. The scope of which, your lands have never seen.

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But he has all the money you want user, you saying his cheap gun is worse than yours? lmao. KEK

No. PTR-91s and AR-10s are honestly better options for US anons.

Not bad at all.

You should try to break your depression with exercise. Even daily long walks will help.

>ONE POST BY THIS ID. CAN REDDIT NIGGERS FUCK OFF???
Do you even know how IDs work? They're thread based. Your current ID only has one post to it as well.

Fuck getting cut up, yall should start bombing each other. Id be making makeshift hand grenades and molotovs with a special mix. Id fucking burn and bomb everyone in a campaign of violence and terror. You shitskins have no idea how to be really fucking violent.

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I don't think religion can save you, but it might help you sleep at night.
I'd say go for it. Brazil being Christian is probably good.

I would unironically go to great lengths to fuck this.

I hope you get blasted away by some rival niggers. I also hope that you would be lucky enough to be lit up with holes in front of a security camera so I can post your final moments on earth on this godforsaken website

Hell that's a nice FAL you got there brazucanon, let me contribute real quick.

Pic related, BR Imbel.

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analytical philosophy and light metaphysics will give you the tools to take over the flavela if you can code anything worth applying at the infrastructure level.

they are supplied by ((unknown outsiders)). Some very important politicians are literally heads of huge gangs, and politicians themselves obey ((international forces)). An example is Sérgio Cabral, ex Rio governor who has been arrested for over a year and people in Rio openly talk about him being the head of Comando Vermelho, one of the most important organized crime groups in the country.
I can give you a local example of how these niggers are handed guns and supplies: around 2013 a brutal gang popped up in my state overnight, somewhere with barely any favelas. They are a "minor gang", meaning most members are between 14-16, and they yield AKs and the like. Now I'm asking you; how do you think they got all those supplies? Remember we're talking about extremely dumb people, they can't conceive a grand plan.

It's just what people are used to do, stop being such a faggot. You'll see plenty of niggers and assorted hood rats wearing fucked up shoes there as well, people here only opt for flipflops because they're used to it

brazil being christian wouldn't change shit, demography is destiny. The reason things got so much worse in the last 30 years is because these niggers are handed weapons and supplies on purpose, while before they were left to rot in their favelas

save bricks, gtfo once you're done. You can write Java programs in another country. Meet the wrong cop or military and you're a blood splatter.

cringe

>when interpol is literally asking a dude for tips and you just know he's gonna respond

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>moved from Jow Forums to Jow Forums
kek. are you from rio, user?

This thread again ? Go back to Jow Forums

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