Europeans will NEVER EVER have this

>Europeans will NEVER EVER have this

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I'm pretty sure they have cats and marshmallows.

possums?

We have ferrets in england dipshit

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Pig, rat, or hamster. Not sure.

It's okay to eat trash.

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Good

>tfw iwn have this

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muh possums

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>Americucks will NEVER EVER hear the sweet call of a hoopoe in their gardens

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The lovely hiss-growl of a poss > dumb birb

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fuck off retard thats a dog

>large, rat-like creature stealing things

Oh we have those, they are called jews

Can your dumb tree-rat do this?
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opossums will be important to have around as climate change enables more ticks to survive the winter. opossums and guinea fowl (but guinea fowl fucking suck) are two of the only animals that eat ticks in large quantities, so i'm glad we have them in spades where i live

That aint a possum.

This is a possum.

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average pol user

Can your dumb bird do this?
also opossums are immune to snake venom.

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they suck as pets, why own something that dies in 2 years

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>Opossums
(You) t. Not From The South

It’s a fucking pit bull you dullard bong!

Your hoopoe is about to be eaten by that chicken.

US possum vs. OZ possum!!! Fight!!!

possums are vicious monsters, opossums are innocent and cute.

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henlo frens

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Possums are worse than coons. Possoms get 1/2 oz of #6 shot and then their corpse gets thrown on the burn pile.

mfw a britbong named Muhammad calls me a burger

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who eats their trash?

After all of the flooding, I found a mom cat .. lost and hungry. still looking for the owner

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opossums are fucking useful. they never have rabies and they kill off most of the ticks in the wild.

That webm is the reason we need to repeal the Hughes Amendment.

Its a pest that gets into trash, homes and chews holes in roofs.
Its not cute when it causes thousands of dollars of damage to your property.
Its not cute when you wake up from a dead sleep to see one of these in your house tearing shit up.

>non australians will never have this

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Coons ? Who you calling a coon ? Go fuck your sister red neck racist

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E D G Y

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You’re an idiot. They eat harmful insect larva and are beneficial to the local environment. You are a redneck jackass

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Come up with your own shit faggot

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eating trash is completely natural; exactly like rape gangs, mass graves, mass beheadings, acid attacks and sacrificing virgins to the volcano gods like back when everything was normal except different tho
>do any of you guys wanna adopt a kiten tho?

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This meme should be punishable by death.

No one wants to box your rabbit deer mate.

Daww, look at that adorable little fella.

Yeah got one in my roof too user.

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>implying I wouldn't stick my face in that nest and get sprayed to death

>No one wants to box your rabbit deer mate.
yeah because they wouldnt win

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>they shit their feathers

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Either way it looks fucking disgusting. Like a Jew

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We have The black-footed ferret (Mustela nigripes) which is rarer and vastly superior to your ferret. How can you even compete?

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Youll find them :) I am assuming that cat bites like a nigger??

Ours eats trash and gets hit by cars

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cute little guy

>Americans will never have this.

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literally no reason to kill a based opossum

Lauren Southern has one

mine somehow gets into the fucking dishwasher even though it locks when i close it

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Basedpossums

>t. Urban retard Hillary voters
Crows, possums, yotes, and groundhogs should all be killed on sight.

and also lots of other stuff >:3

CUTE!

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You did not just play the Hedgehog-card!

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buy them in the pet store . try again Muhammad

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She has one of those Cheap Desert Versions , I have actually held a European One, with Gardening Gloves of Course.

>Ours eats trash and gets hit by cars
you have Abos in Burgerland?

he's a big guy

Make way for the best small mammal, the coati

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>he must have forgot about polar bears, grizzly bears or moose
>but muh desert dwellers
Sorry fag, North American animals are the chads of the animal world

>opossums are better mothers than modern women

You can't buy European Hedgehogs in stores.

I did!

Stay mad eurofags

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So few of them around here anymore. Cunt farmers wipe out everything on their land that's not livestock. Badgers seem practically extinct in parts of Ireland now. So many empty sets around here. Same deal with many birds of prey.

>We can, just export that kind of animal from somewhere else

closest gas station is 9 miles away. The only thing i kill around here are snakes around my garden . 5-6 foot black snake dont really scare me but I dont like being near them .. just like black people.

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Euroland is full of garbage eaters

"wave to the nice human who leaves out cat food kids."

Yes .we call them " homeless junkies " here

>desert dwellers

It's common to get grey kangaroos on the East Coast in towns and cities

Look at this and cry.
A life without the joy of hoopoes jumping around and picking grubs with their beaks isn't a life worth living.

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My experience, Irish Catholics make bad land owners, best left to Protestants.
t. Former Irish Catholic.

Something is wrong with this one

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>welfare in a nutshell

the horns are one of the most popular hand signs in the universe and you can thank Ronny James Dio for that, not LaVey

these little shits are everywhere I tell them to fuck off back to virginia but they wont go

>using your own children as body armor
What trick will nature devise next?

We had one o'possum in a cage last night, we went to the gas station full of nogs and released it hoping they would freak out for a good vid. Sadly it ran off into the darkness and nobody noticed.
Any ideas what we should do with the next one?

>will never have this
You bastard.

he can't detect edible trash because he spent too much points on fortitude and his AC rank so has to hunt and do pvp.

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for you

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Sadly America is talking about importing them for some reason

I bet you're a cat owner

Opossums are cute as fuck!

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No it goes way back. Our eagles for example were killed off in the 1800's IIRC. The badger genocide is a modern thing. They're basically a victim of TB paranoia spread by the board of agriculture - Irish cattle don't get TB vaccinations for whatever reason, so instead they wipe out the local wildlife just to be sure.

We have stoats weasels ferrets and poll cats so suck my ferret