How do I convince my friend that I'm a weeaboo?
>transitioned my steam into a weeaboo heaven
>bought nekopara and put hours into it >use words such as 'baka' and 'desu'
>use Anime reaction images when I message him.
Yet he's still not convinced after a month. Even though this wasn't even a single day transformation. What am I doing wrong here?!
Watch more anime.
Speak Japanese to him
just be effeminate
what would that accomplish
Introduce him to your wife.
Yea probably not. I want to convince him that I am, not actually be one.
keyword: probably. if it has to come to that, I will start watching Anime
You have to watch anime and tell him about the stories
lol weeb
Don't think that I haven't tried that.
Why would you want that?
Say things like "I love japan so much, i want to move there and become japanese"
"I wish i were japanese"
"Japan is the best country and no other country comes close"
Learn the art of the tea ceremony
Learn the art of calligraphy
Learn Japanese with rosetta stone
Get a metric fuckton of body pillows
Go to anime conventions
Buy a fuckton of manga
Buy every anime memorabilia and merchandise that you see
Buy a fuckton of wall scrolls
Buy a katana or 2 or 3 from walmart and/or japan
Is typing UwU and -_- enough?
That'd be a complete turnaround of my stance on the nation with me normally saying how much better China is in every aspect than Japan. Given time, it could be possible for me to start saying that and him buying it.
Fuck off space cowboy, I will spam numbers in your threads. Thanks for suggestion though.
That'll be last resort.
Who should be my wife?
If you really are a based China lover (I think they're pretty good too and have just had it rough for the past century but they're turning things around) you should look at some of the Azur Lane qts.
You don't choose a waifu. A waifu chooses you.
That sounds retarded and cringy. Find other ways to occupy yourself other than trying to convince your friend you're something that you arent.
Stop trying to stomp on user's dreams you don't know him.
>ree don't pretend to be like us thats misrepresentation of us go be depressed and play the drums or some shit
Only pick azur lane if you like China?
How does that make sense?
IM NOT EVEN A WEEB. I just dont understand the point or see the fun of doing that...It sounds weird and childish.
I am just supplying you suggestions of possible places to look. Azur Lane is a pure Chinese product (ie ripoff) full of lewd idiot boats.
>weird and childish
How long have you been on Jow Forums? This is not even near the worst of it.
Sorry for assuming you are a weeb though. I bet you're actually quite an alright guy.
I've only been here for a couple months. I find it comfy here for the most part! I think anyone would after coming from /b/, though.
Okay, that's pretty epic. I'll most likely use those.
Got tired of those Brasil gore videos?
I got tired of the porn. The gore wasnt too bad. It's not my thing, but it's not as bad as the porn. I sometimes do miss the rare funny YLYL's.
For YLYL
try eating shit for a weak, like that other finnish guy
Дypaкy яcнo чтo oн шoкoлaд кyшeл a нe гoвнo.