Why aren't you Catholic yet?

Why aren't you Catholic yet?

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Because the pope

is furry okay in your religion?

Nope

Has very little power

That's why

Because I prefer Christianity. I don't like a politicized figure being the head of the """church"""

because I think i'm excommunicated or something

But is a false idol

That's the way it is in every church.

Who is worshiping the pope.

How?

Not true. YOU are the Church. I don't let anyone get between me and God.

idk

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Are you protestant?

Are people praying to him?

idk they want to fuck him then?

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You need to get help?

called a priest a pedo pooftah and stopped going to mass
probably best for everyone involved

you wouldn't do something like that would you?

I'm already Catholic.

I said priest in the Catholic church should be aloud to get married.

Good

They shouldn't tho.

too lazy to get baptised or go to mass every sunday

fraid so

Because I wouldn't stand out in a country of Catholics

You already stand out for being on Jow Forums.

catholics are heretic and the pope should be hanged

Pedo Fat Edgy Furry Faggot

catholicuck owned epic style

How are Catholics heretics?

i'm episcopalian

He's a furry, ignore him.

No.

I'm agnostic.
Barring that, if I were to ascribe some sort of higher power, it wouldn't be that of the Christian personal god.
Putting that aside, even if I were Christian, I would not follow the catholic faith as its leaders are, for lack of a better term, massive cucks at the moment.

>he can't into mystic shit

>mysticism over scientia
LOVING EVERY LAUGH

>catholic faith as its leaders are, for lack of a better term, massive cucks at the moment
Keep trying

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>catholics are so retarded they'll follow a nog

what self respecting man would kiss another man's feet?

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Because pic related

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Because your a faggot.

>not enjoying wordplay and explaining God

>taking hocus pocus bullshit over actual understanding

>le don't be believer meme
the goto of the weakest kind

Because Catholicism is what happens when you take perfectly good Roman syncretic henotheism and contaminate it with some Abrahamic nonsense for rubes.

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Actual understanding is just hocus pocus with science. I just want to explain why the Trinity makes sense.

I won't support a religious group focused on child rape.

>I just want to explain why the Trinity makes sense.
>he can't into oxymorons

I mean shit you live in Canada so I guess it's better to suck off the queen then worship Christ, am I right?

That isn't a bad thing.

>he can't into the Trinity.
3=1

its a god fucking awful thing

Puts Jesus in perspective of god.

How, use those words.

not gay

But you're an anglo.

Cultural appropriation is what people have done for years.

The Queen is real though. Stop fucking kids, you filthy animals.

Pope's real too.
Kid diddling doesn't happen.

The Catholic church is frought with child rape. Even the Vatican publicizes the indiscretions that it's kept hidden.

>Kid diddling doesn't happen.

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What allegation is he facing.

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prove itt

My dad worked for law firm that represented the archdiocese in my state. It's bad.

Lucky, mine just works at nintendo

Being a cuck

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And? Who said I support that piece of shit? You faggot Catholics need to kys yourselves to stop raping kids. Do it today.

prove it.

how is working for nintendo not cool?

>large orginzation has people who fuck kids in it
This just in Donald Trump kills child and fucks his body to keep America great again.
It's nothing.

>working for Nips
>not embarrassing

my mom is also the princess of tonga.

You do live in Canada.

>1 in 500 priests diddles a kid compared to 1 in 100000 of the general population
>this is fine

My dad works as a call center guy for mechanics for Volkswagon.

Holy fuck are you ever stupid.

Horny men are horny men.

Why aren't you protesting your rapist head of state.

prove it.

no need
he has faith that it is true

Why should I?

because of how retarded the concept of religion itself is

Finding an absolution

Only the Sith deal in absolutions.

You don't know shit about star wars do you?

Martin Luther.

The Protestantism is a backlash to the enlightenment.

Because Christian Orthodoxy is the true path of light.
>9 out of the 12 apostle successors still agree.

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im good with my christianity but thanks

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Because I'm a christian

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BASED

Because I grew up catholic and it was a waste of time and energy

Catholicism IS Christianity you dum
its just a branch. hope you're talking about protestantism

>Catholicism IS Christianity

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