Have you ever been bitten?

I was attacked by a Rooster.

yes

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someone bit my knee once
it bled everywhere

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>bites your shoulder

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You can be fingay if you please, but leave the straights be please.

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>BITES YOUR FUCKING HEAD RIGHT OFF

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yes :) it leaves a mark...

>friend has a young sister
>she wants to fuck me
>but is poor and thus has no manners and has never been taught how to express herself
>decides to be tsundere while explicitly stating that she'll "wait until [she's] older so we can get married"
>ends up randomly biting me
I was 13, she was 11. Haven't seen her for years, don't plan on it.

stop that you dumb finn
the gay is highly infectious and I don't want to catch it

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wait a few more years, you're gonna turn into a MAIN CHARACTER

nice megumin pic my dude

cats dont do that you dumb brit

>sniffs your armpit

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I'm 22 and I don't have short, straight black hair. It's over.

Completely unacceptable. Us straights dont like you flaming fags around these parts.

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>Have you ever been bitten?
It's just fucking certain that this will end up as a gay thread.

it's already too late, friend

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i'm not a flaming faggot

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>this one does AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>bites your shoulder
>sniffs your armpit
>post gay neko boys
thats flaming

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it's gay now because you posted here

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I'm not your friend, loser.

Lopeta.

alri senpai

biting shoulders and sniffing armpits are both straight things to do
also nekoboys arent gay so there's nothing gay about posting them

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I am extremely distributed, please leave my thread.

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>t.flaming faggit

Is there any way to protect ourselves from the terrifying gay finn?

I haven't done anything gay
I just telling op how someone bit my knee

oh.. can't we be friends?

Kissapojuista ei pidetä Ylilaudalla.

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Jow Forums on homo lauta

distributed?

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We could kindly ask him to stop being gay.
Besides that there's nothing we can do.

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That gay shit disturbs me.

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britain is gay so by extension you are too

aijaa
no tämä ei ole ylilauta
voisit vaikka poistua täältä ja mennä takaisin sinne

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>aijaa
>no tämä ei ole ylilauta
>voisit vaikka poistua täältä ja mennä takaisin sinne

Ei tapahdu.

gay shit? i havent seen any gay shit here

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suosittelen aloittamaan kissapojuista tykkäämisen sitten, koska niitä tulet näkemään

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Ask any straight male.
Cat nekos are gay.

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untrue

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Lopeta. Nyt Tosissaan.

If you really dont think your gay, you might want to have that checked. Shock therapy ect.

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no

mene jo takaisin ylilaudalle
vitun jonne

nah i think i'm gonna pass

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Et siis lopeta? Onko niin?

lopeta mitä?

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kissapoju/homopostaamista.

Mene /lgbt/ laudalle. Tai jonnekin muualle. Nyt.

haista vittu
en lopeta enkä mene minnekään transujen laudalle
mene itse takaisin ylilaudalle

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Selvä. Katotaan mitä tykkäät.