Welcome back to Chorped with Alice3D!

Say nice things about her or I'll feel depressed.

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Today's dish is s-something that takes in-season fruits and uses them to their fullest potential!

It's quick, s-simple and fresh: Orange Glazed Pork Chops! 5 ingredients. 30 minutes and a p-pan, come on Anonymous..

I know you can m-make it!

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i have a somewhat personal request...

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S-So you don't need much of anything to make this dish:
Oranges (3-4 )
Pork Chops
Salt & Pepper
2 tbsp Veggie Oil
3/4c Packed Brown Sugar
1 tbsp Dijon Mustard

Pretty s-simple, right?~

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Oh hey a cooking thread.

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Ah? W-what is that?

mmhm

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Oh hey an autist

First s-step:
S-Season the chops liberally with salt and pepper on each s-side~
Be s-sure to wait until the chops are room temperature before s-seasoning them!

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pls no rude

it will really help me get a good night's worth of sleep...

Okay cool.

You're posting in this thread too. It's like the pot calling the kettle black.

FUCK YOU BITCH IM HUNTING YO DOWN AND IM GONNA RAPE & KKILL YOU

Oh hey an autist

>Australia
W-well. Usually Australia posters are n-not the best...but I'll hear you out

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YOU SHOULF BE

Someone already beat you to the punch. Take a few minutes and try to come up with an original insult.

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I'm not.

Time to j-juice our oranges, just like Dave!
I bought this j-juicer for one dollar. How much do you t-think it is actually worth?

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WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

I'm scared of your spelling

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FUCK YOU WHORE DID YOU EVEN GRADUATE $TH GRADE BITCH FUCK YOU Im SPEELLING EVERTHING RIGHT

what did we ever do to you... :((

but here is what i had in mind, do you think you can provide me with your best impression of a loli? some arisu-loli asmr will really help me sleep. :))

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No t-thank you. Knew it w-was going to be weird.

How I'm not scared of you.
Alright, n-next step, strain the juice! You d-don't want pulp all over your meat!

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wtf are you talking about my meat btich lol you wanto to succ lmao

Fine then bitch ignore me

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*thumbs up*

I'm w-with the other poster. How does anyone spell this bad on accident?

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:((, meanie.

For this s-simple and easy s-step mix everything together until it's c-completely dissolved~
That includes:
Mustard, Brown Sugar, Orange Juice~

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MAN HANDS ALICE TRANNY CONFIRMED

hey arisu can i ask you something else? :((

what is $th grade?

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L-literally have no idea what you are talking about. If your hands w-were as small and dainty as mine, you'd have hormone problems.

W-wait, you are the guy who c-called people an autist yet you c-can't judge sizes? Wow....

Sure

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>esfores.bandcamp.com/track/anonymous-what-do-you-guys-think-of-my-hit-new-single
im not a bad spell fuck you i get mad and im a fast typer better than you bitch whore cunt

Is that so? What is your WPM?

Cooking time~
Brown the chops on both s-sides and makes s-sure the internal temperature is at 140F.
It w-will continue to cook the additional f-five degrees under the foil.

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Autism has nothing to do with judgement also I saw those veins you must have shaved off the hair

This is a fraud. SO much for help..

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It's never coming home.

you won't be bully me again?

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wtf wpm

*blinks slowly* Or I h-have thin and delicate skin.

What?

I d-didn't bully you the first time.

words per minute dear.

Alright, t-time for the special technique.
Cover the chops w-with foil and let them rest while you s-simmer the glaze on medium heat. They will continue to cook to their safe temp thanks to the foil w-we used earlier.

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THAT IS THE LAST STRAW!

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200 bitch

Oh? Have you t-taken a test? May I s-see the results?

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is there anything wrong with liking flat girls?

No.

Girls are simmering~

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Mother fucker.. First you ignore me. Then you give me a sarcastic "thumbs up" AND now you don't know why I'm mad at miss fraud!?

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I d-don't know who Miss Fraud is.

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nah not gonna waste mty time

YOU ARE!!!

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Alice is a bully, you have to expect it to come out of her in any sort of interaction with her. There's just no way of knowing if she's going to bully you this time or not.

I want to assfuck Alice on a hot day two weeks after her last bath. I want to rub my cock all over her ass and use the sweat as lube. I want her to fart on my dick and let me rub my dick all over her sweaty feet then lick them clean. Then I want to force her to sniff my smelly cock until she gags, at which point I would shove it in her mouth and facefuck her until I came all over her face, then I'd smear the cum around with my smelly penis. I want to piss all over her delicate skin and hair till she get a golden tan.
After the sweaty, musty sex was over, I would kiss her feet and shove my face in her ass and huff the fumes until I passed out.

Then I want to eat some badly cut watermelon and also ask her why the fuck she doesn't use non-sticking frying pans, good lord.

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ah good... i'll be honest with you, i kinda sit in these threads to look at your flat chest, it reminds me of lolis, and that makes me happy.

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I s-see

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B-but I'm not a fraud.

*rolls her eyes*

M-my chest isn't flat dear. But you do you.

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>i kinda sit in these threads to look at your flat chest

You made my day, dude. I'm sure she'll love this.

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i'm sorry airsu, just have a look at your recent photos - it's quite flat. But that's okay! I like flat. :))

they are flat bitch lol ugly as bitch

hehe

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jesus christ, re-level that stove top and slow the fuck down when you pour the juice in for fucks sake. you're getting it everywhere.

If you aren't no fraud how about you fucking say something nice about this wonderful girl! Then you'll make my day happy and maybe I'll tell my JEWISH friends about you.

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Ugly

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WAIT A FUCKING SECOND WHY THE FUCK IS THIS SAME FUCKING THREAD WITH YOUR FUCKING LYING ASS ON /SOC/?
>W-woopsie

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You m-might want to check my bikini pictures dears.

I h-have nerve damage.

B-because I post on several boards?

hello Alice. are you doing fine? i hope you are having a great day :)

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I am

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>You m-might want to check my bikini pictures dears.

Personally I check them at least once a day.

P-please check them less.

im pretty happy. umm but im always happy on Jow Forums so.

what do you do for a living?

link them, and let me judge. :))

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Mother of god we have been LARPed.

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I am a financial engineer

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I don't really do that, I just wanted to say that.

show us how ugly you are

Oh so ignored again!

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Yes! i just remember i hid my yummy chocolate here. im even more happy now Alice. i got to eat chocolate :)

*blinks slowly* I l-like how I beat your words per minute up here and you c-can't even respond to it so you go f-for another dig.

newfag af

Are you the same person as in the /soc/ threads or are we being LARPed

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hmmm this would have been better in a bikini, arisu, then we could all admire your uh spectacular breast size.

does this mean you're done for the day? or are you still here to chat?

please dont say bad stuff like that. it makes me sad.

I am.

There is an ORDER to this dear. AN ORDER.

W-well Anonymous? How was it?

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Same person, maximum attention fagging.
But don't just reply to me yet alice, I know you don't like attention, don't worry.

what do you mean arisu, i think you're confusing posters, silly. :))

>newfag af
FUCK OFFF IM IN OTHER THREADS NOW SHOW TITS BITCH

idc femminaxzi lol

Hi Alice! How should I spend my Friday night?

dont call me feminazi. i dont have problems like them

Grow a pair, Ritsu. Just call him a faggot and move on.

I'm sorry it's 3AM here I ate dinner 8 hours ago

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