You lose your faith you lose thread

You lose your faith you lose thread

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What's wrong with that?

Everything you bong.

well

Frozen toast. That's some Monty Python-style nonsense.

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...but it only takes two and a half minutes to microwave

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don't see anything wrong with this product existing
but the price is probably a ripoff

>A hoe ass bitch posts on this board
>...
>CONFIRMED

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>Microwavable toast

(((freedom))) is over rated

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OK! this is some fucking bullshit but faith intact.

Imagine a person coming home from work and putting a frozen cheese and ham toastie in the microwave to have for tea while they watch emmerdale, a pingy curry and rice occasionally i can forgive but a fucking toastie it takes 5 minutes tops to make fresh

That isnt halal!

>ham
ABSOLUTELY HARAM

bread is better when its toasted fresh not microwaved after being toasted in some factory.... also how hard is it to make your own toasted ham and cheese

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Lol, what a retardation. It would require a stove and to create a MELTED sandwich, and you may want it somewhere you don't have a stove.

How long does it take to toast some bread, 3 minutes? How many slices do you get in a loaf? Maybe 2 dozen? How much time does ham require to prepare? You pull it out of the fridge and eat it. And melted cheese? A fucking minute in the toaster.

but you'll have a microwave?

I think brits have small appliances to make toasted sandwiches so they don't need a full stove.
I need to get one

I guess this makes sense when you live in a 12sqft London studio flat that's got no space for a fridge or an oven

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It's a ham and cheese sandwich in a box that you have to cook

Frozen foods are woke.

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it takes 2 minutes to make

We have these but the bread always over hangs on the sides so you end up with a toastie with still soft bread edges or cut the edges off and end up with a tiny toastie

You can also use a George Forman grill but they don't seal the edges so cheese leaks out onto the grill and it doesn't give you the cheese filled triangle pockets the toastie machine does

This must be what they mean by first world problems

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just because we're in the first world doesn't mean our problems aren't as valid as anyone else's

That's true I have just as much right to a full size sealed toastie than an African or Indian does to clean drinking water

I always quite enjoyed the soft bread on the outside

They look halal to me, whats the problem?

Know what you mean i used this not even 5 minutes ago

Who gives a fuck? A toastie is just a lazy man's (inferior) grilled cheese.

British "cuisine" taking another step backwards, but then again, what else is new?

At least ours contains proper cheese not that plastic shit you lot eat like it's going out of fashion and then wonder why you have diabetes and have to sell your house to have your foot removed

You don't have to make a grilled cheese with American cheese, dumbass.

I think the next step is pre-chewed food.

This one is made with "rich mature Cheddar" tho.

Oh you know what would be good frozen: a ham and swiss on grilled rye.

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>calling a toasted sandwich a toastie

Someone post that Image where it’s

>mfw brits call an X a Y

It's a crime

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fu
Heinz Ketchup is the best

I prefer Ed Smith ketchup . It’s the shiznit

Heinz is good to.

No name Brand and Frenchies suck

>lose your faith

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>We have these but the bread always over hangs on the sides so you end up with a toastie with still soft bread edges or cut the edges off and end up with a tiny toastie
Doesn't have that problem with my sand-wich grill. You need a bigger one or buy some other calibre of toast

patrician taste

>Tolerating faggots
>Being Christian
Choose one

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>£1.25 for two pieces of bread and cheese/ham that you still have to cook yourselelf anyway

>Microwaved toast

Red sauce

sliced ham that's ATLEAST 25% gristle and connective tissue Guaranteed

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I can only imagine how gross the end result is. Microwave+bread+greasy cheese/meat=shit mess

Notice how there's no British cheese
Get rekt bong
Saving your asses twice was a mistake

Ketchup is perfectly fine to flavor a burger or fries or whatever. If it's a particularly good burger I'd suggest eating it without sauce, though, and fuck anyone who puts it on steak.

elevated kek

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fucking bongs lmao

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This kills the nigger

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>veg shops exist

thats the actual problem. veganism is a left wing racket

It does grill well when cut that way.

careful bong. this is kind of the national dish of america, it needs fresh ingredients

wtf are you talking about we invented cheese, we have a bank holiday (vacation to you) dedicated to the chasing of cheese

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I don't doubt it does grill well, but they're asking (or were before it was discontinued) around $3 for a coiple of slices, making a whole collie priced around $20 or more

So buy one and cut it that way then.

post cheese to prove it

>bank holiday
oy vey

People to stupid or lazy to make a grilled cheese from scratch should unironically be allowed to starve.

Its called cooking it on a pan with butter. You dont have to actually cook it in the microwave....

>supporting John Kerry's wife

nigger just use a fry pan on the stove.

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>what are produce stands

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They're british, they can't cut anything without a permit

Murican Toasties.

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posting retro american cheese nerd

maybe if their ancestors weren't literal subhumans that are dumber than gorillas then Africa would have clean drinking water

maybe if niggers weren't so retarded their entire "society" wouldn't just be a massive global drain on resources

ever thought about that, faggot?

All that money wasted in packaging and shipping, too.

>Medieval peasants fight over last food in their village while noblemen place bets. From a woodcut, circa 1322, colorised

When the cheese falls out the side of the toastie whilst it cooks, i swear the jews fucking hate me.

You tramp.

Pic related. A true patrician's choice

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>Buy bread, ham, and cheese
>Try to make sandwich
>end up burning down flat, while penis becomes stuck in toaster.

fucking kek

oie ma8t do you have a chefs loicens to cook that toast?

Oi cunt, you got your waffle maker loicense?

put bread in toaster
remove toast
put sliced cheese in between toast
stick in microwave for 20 seconds
done

user...

This is my joke, laugh at my funny joke. It is funny.

>mature toastie

would hit

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>be British
>on my way to shop for ingredients for ham & cheese melt
>stopped by police for questioning
>OI DUYU AVA LOICENSE TO SHOP?
>search through my bag for shopping license
>THANKYA DEEA. BE ON YA WAY THEN YA?
>get to shop head to bread aisle for sliced bread
>its all whole loafs
>ask worker where sliced bread is
>WE ADDNT GOTA PERMIT YOU GOTTA CROSS THE CHANNEL FOR THAT
>grab a whole loaf
>go to meat section for some nice ham, ask the worker to slice some for me
>OI I NEEDA SEE YOUR LOIICENSE. CANT AV ILLEGAL SLOICED AM ON THE STREETS NOW CAN WE?
>show my sliced ham license
>he hands the ham to the official government ham slicing employee who slices it with his government issued hand knife
>take the ham and go off to find the cheese
>finally find the cheese section
>all the cheese has mold
>as the worker nearby why it's all got mold
>DINT YA EAR THE LAST LOICENSED CHEESE MAKER ERE CROAKED! WE AVNT GOT ANUDA ONE YET!
>pick up the modly cheese anyway and head to the cashier
>pay for my items with my licensed money
>finally get home to make my sandwich
>my electricity is off.. wtf?
>go to electric company and show them my electricity license and bill to show I paid on time
>OI YEW NEED A NEW LOICENSE FOR THE LOICENSE
>i need a license for the license I have
>electric company worker rushes outside to police
>police rush inside with government issued foam swords drawn
>OI HE ADDNT GOT A LOICENSE FO THAT LOICENSE POLICE GET EM!!!
>arrested for not having my license for my license
>get to jail
>OI WEAHS YOU JAIL LOICENSE?
never visit england again

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>fruity
>not original
Stay fruity pleb

Lady Ga Ga let herself go, damn.

soggy toastie?

Lost

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it doesn't go soggy in 20 seconds

>Original
>not fruity
Stay original, fart

Strange, I was about to say Amy Schumer was looking better.

Patricians choice

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Its almost like Europoors dont know how to make good food like us.

OO nice, haven't seen that pic in a while

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Fucking retarded 2 1/2 minutes what a waste dinty Moore has better quality dinners that microwave in 1 minute flat

>You lose your faith you lose thread

Thoughts on my vote in our last general election?

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