>be american
>get shot
Be american
Eli Torres
Alexander Turner
relatable
Lucas Brown
This shit never gets old.
[spoiler]Just like American kids[/spoiler]
Luke Garcia
>be american
Kayden Allen
>not going outside
Asher Lewis
>[spoiler]Just like American kids[/spoiler]
oh holy shit
Carter Torres
This thread hurt my feelings and therefore is a violation of the NAP. Prepare to be destroyed.
Hunter Nguyen
>be canadian
>get arrested for criticizing islam
Samuel Ward
>the NAP
Joshua Miller
>be canadian
>ride the bus on your way home
>chinese guy gets on the bus and sits behind you
>he takes out a knife and stabs you multiple times in the throat
>other passengers watch helplessly as he continues to stab you
>chinese guy proceeds to cannibalize your face
Oliver Hall
>be American
>open door
>get shot
Jayden Gray
>be german
>open door
>get raped
Leo Gutierrez
>be german
>fly your national flag with pride on your building
>get arrested
Sebastian Ross
Jaxon Cruz
*sips*
based
Jeremiah Moore
Benjamin Hall
>be human
>live short and miserable existance
Jonathan Green
>be born on earth
>one meteorite kills everyone
Luke Cruz
pic related obviously
>be human
>live short and miserable existance
I never asked for this.
Nathan Anderson
Noah Howard
You don't even have your own language.
Michael Flores
>American
>English
>English Internet
The closest you ever got to "English" Internet was ARPANET and that was decommissioned before you were born.
Also if you rather want to continue this in German, Polish, Spanish, Russian or really shitty Japanese please go on but please don't tell me anything about English when you stole half of your fucking language from Germanic languages and the other half from England.
Nicholas Collins
>be canadian
Samuel Bennett
No need to be upset hans
Austin Evans
Just support me on patreon
Alexander Flores
Go choke on a meatball mario!
Grayson Morgan
>be Canadian
>.....
Wyatt Jackson
Isaac Clark
Gotcha senpai
David Baker
Matthew Walker
Omg... Rude
Landon Hall
S-sorry heres a pizza :3
Adam Fisher
>be Canadian
>call someone a girl
>Theyre a trans "male"
>get arrested
Christian Bennett
>G*rmany started WWI
Eli Scott
Chicago style = Best Pizza
Ethan Cruz
Objectively false.